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Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:02:15 PM   
ShaharThorne


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The MIB are behind this one...

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:05:19 PM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		My sister had a gnome stolen from her front yard.
Those bastards!
She thinks it was the landscaper.
She was at least hoping for postcards from around the world from her gnome.
Sadly, she never heard from or saw him again. 8(

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:07:23 PM   
pahunkboy


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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:10:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Perhpas Immigration caught up with them.......or the Mother Ship....or they decided as a group to run for political office.

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...that's "Perhaps".....and thinking about it these past 45 seconds...I think I'd go with the HOA being responsible...

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:15:40 PM   
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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:25:49 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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Status: offline 		It was QSM ! he's the one with the gnome fetish!
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3333806/tm.htm

hahahahahahahaha Busted Pinocchio!

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:40:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Had to be aliens. Or how else would one person get 150 gnomes off a front lawn without being seen? Woulda took wayyyyyyyy too long. Or there's a mob running around stealing gnomes to sell on the black market. No, wait, that would be the gnome market.

Those ugly little things are bad enough in pairs, but 150 of those lil suckers? She's lucky they weren't taken before. I woula helped, yuh huh.

ETA: Where's the ransom demand?

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 3:54:11 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		this isn't kidnapping - its gnomenapping and a heinous crime!

The punishment should be - encasing in  cement and being displayed on the front yard of the victim.

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 5:10:33 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		My cousin has been going to Alaska for a couple of weeks every summer for 3 years now.  She has kidnapped pink flamingos and garden gnomes from family and friends, mailed them up ahead of her and taken pics from all over with them in the pic.

She mails them back, and when they get here, she sneaks them back with the pics.

It is still fun, but the first year we had to find ways to keep her brother from fighting the neighbors he thought stole his pink flamingos from his lil garden at the trailer park.

Gawd, I might be a redneck-lolol.

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/29/2010 5:52:54 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 3:39:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

Then maybe you need to check the redneck master thread!
There is a redneck master thread?!?!?!



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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 3:42:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

It was QSM ! he's the one with the gnome fetish!
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3333806/tm.htm

hahahahahahahaha Busted Pinocchio!


And you know this because it is a Hard Limit of yours..... you need to come visit me... I think we can Push this Hard limit of yours.... you have no idea how orgasmic these lil guys can be.

Practice Safe Gnome.... Use Saran Wrap.

QSM

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 4:21:11 AM   
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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 5:22:56 AM   
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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 6:09:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Her neighbors took them. They had a neighborhood meeting and voted unanimously that the little buggers had to go.

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 6:25:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		We have a next door neighbor who is absolutely a freak about the "line" that separates our lawns. I used to "help" them a bit by mowing some of their lawn when mowing ours, and he had a fit. (he's not very much into keeping up with the lawn...) He actually talked to HM and asked us not to do that any longer, AND put a bird feeder up right AT the line so we will know where not to cross.

I've always said I'm going to get an army of lawn gnomes, and line them up along the line facing their yard. Hee hee hee...

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 6:52:51 AM   
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My ex now has a girlfriend who fanatically collects gnomes. I find myself strangely happy knowing this.

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 10:32:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Winsome, did he really behave that badly that this is an appropriate punishment?

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 10:37:42 AM   
Chrisincuffs


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I've always said I'm going to get an army of lawn gnomes, and line them up along the line facing their yard. Hee hee hee...


Get the naked gnomes! 150 of them!

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And you know this because it is a Hard Limit of yours..... you need to come visit me... I think we can Push this Hard limit of yours.... you have no idea how orgasmic these lil guys can be.

Practice Safe Gnome.... Use Saran Wrap.


I'll run that by Master and see what HE says. How do you even begin with that one? "Um Master? may I please partake in gnome-fetish acts with another Dom?" and then flinch and run....

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RE: Kiidnapping in Denver... - 7/30/2010 10:55:21 AM   
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