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enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/22/2006 9:05:13 PM)
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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart
*In a small explosion of balefire, the Demon, in full infernal regalia, suddenly stands in the room, the anger on his face as powerful as the smell of sulphur in the room*
YOU LITTLE, UNGREATFUL, YOMI-BORN, BAKEMONO-ONI, SLITCH. I SHOULD SKIN YOU AND MAKE YOU FIGHT OTHER DAMNABLE WRETCHES IN SALT PITS TO GET YOUR OUTER LAYERS BACK. OF ALL THE UNDERHANDED, SNYDE, AND DISOBEDIENT THINGS THAT YOU COULD DO TO ME, I CANNOT BELIEVE...oh, I just cannot stay mad at you!!!
Hey, everybody! Karaoke was cancelled, so I here to hang out for a while. What? Why are you all staring at me? OH CRAP!
*reverts to human form*
Sorry about that. And bratling, I don't get spanked...especially not for shaving a dog whose hair is as thick as felt when there is a heat wave hitting most of the country. I may hate dogs, but cruel is cruel, and what I did wasn't cruel...unless you count how he looks now.
WayWardSoul, I don't care about your AV, just as long as you realize that it is a picture of the most holy and enlightened troll buddha. He contemplates farts and the sound of one head smashing in the forest with no one around to hear it.
Sage, you call PETA on me and I will eat every one of their cultists' souls for breakfast garnishing every day until I run out of the supply.If the gods had not meant mankind to eat animals, they would not have made them out of meat.
And as a side note, I really missed you guys today, and I'm happy to be back. Please don't take anything I've posted here too horribly seriously, ok?
Except for the part about PETA being a cult...I meant that.
(pulls VH over her lap bares his bottom and spanks him)[8D]
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