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LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:32:20 PM)

You expected males to make SENSE??????


That is the first thing that you did wrong.  Males do not make sense, and likely never will.  Males are a subspecies of the human race, and have not learned how to communicate well.  Pointing and grunting is about their level.  Hell, apes do better.  But, unfortunatly they are the only game in town (unless you want a female, and personally I want one of each), as apes do not make good lovers or doms and have not learned how to not make certain messes in the house.

Now, your second mistake was in not telling us exactly what he did that has confused you.  If and when you do that, we can likely help you out more.  Or heck, when can ask Daddy, VH, Ron, or WWS, why they would do such a thing and their reasoning behind it.  Not that their answers will likely make sense, but a laugh is always welcome.

I hope that this was of assistance.





sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:32:35 PM)

I am not fond of chat rooms either....
 
They are too busy saying...greetings, Master...getting on their knees..etc...you can't really get into whats going on.




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:33:45 PM)

Greetings dear and sweet sleezy, I would get on my knees but the floor here at work is way to dirty.

And, out of curiosity, what is going on?





sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:34:23 PM)

I have learned in my short time on this earth...that mean make a lot of "scents"....but they never make "sense".




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:34:30 PM)

yall are nuts




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:36:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Greetings dear and sweet sleezy, I would get on my knees but the floor here at work is way to dirty.

And, out of curiosity, what is going on?




Crap.. I hate when I don't have a good come back.
 
*pout*




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:36:39 PM)

ok i wanna complain

who all gave me their viruses

im tempered at 102.8 now

ugggg

huggles n snuggles

im sharrrin mine with ya all




WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:37:37 PM)

quote:

You expected males to make SENSE??????


I want to complain that LaMa is talking out her butt because her mouth knows better




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:38:31 PM)

Girls,
I'll have to wait till tomorrow to risk getting my ass in a sling on your behalf. 
Daddy Dearest is not online. 
My poor Angel had a long day and was very tired when He called me on His way home.




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:38:41 PM)

it was slutterfly




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:39:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mtumwawaBwana

ok i wanna complain

who all gave me their viruses

im tempered at 102.8 now

ugggg

huggles n snuggles

im sharrrin mine with ya all


Mommy!!!!!
 
She's spreadin' her germies around... make 'er quit.....
 
 
*hope you get better sweetie*




litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:40:58 PM)

What i hate about men is that some of them ruin other men for you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr i'm swearing off men.

Only women for me, from now on!!




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:41:21 PM)

I wana complain about a sertain newb "sub" that has made more threads in  her 4 days as a member then all the other mebers here put together




SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:42:09 PM)

awwww MommyHatrack....did you give him lots of phone smoochie kisses from his girls?


*puts her halo on and goes and does the tuck tuck thing in the bed for dear ol daddy.*




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:42:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

it was slutterfly


*puts ball gag in bratlings mouth* shhhhhh.... tattle tail.




litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:42:42 PM)

Bratling, if you're talking about who i think you're talking about. I know what you mean. I think she's started at least 2 threads in every forum.




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:43:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

You expected males to make SENSE??????


I want to complain that LaMa is talking out her butt because her mouth knows better


Like I said, males do not make sense.

BTW, WayWardSoul, I really really really suggest changing your avatar.  I understand that you were not on this site at the time, but that was VeronicaML's avatar, and everyone is gonna think that that is who you are.  I know I keep thinking that you are Veronica. 

And if VH does not have a problem with what I say, than I do not think that you should.

You see that horse over there?

Yeah?

Well, you know what to do.





WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:44:45 PM)

I agree with bratling and litleone and there all close to the same dumb questions




enigmabrat -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:44:55 PM)

(takes the gag out) yeah you know the one the one with 7 Masters




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/21/2006 8:45:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

What i hate about men is that some of them ruin other men for you. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr i'm swearing off men.

Only women for me, from now on!!



Hell's YEAH

I have got an extra room in my house iffn you need one.

Come to me, my sweet.





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