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Lidh2l -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 12:38:46 AM)
CT we think that you totally ROCK! You always have a kind and thoughtful response to everyone. Or at least a sexual inuendo. Can we make you one of the Mods? No really, we are not kidding. Oh, and as soon as possible we are saving the money so that we can sit in that hot tub of yours. Hells Yeah! --VH & LM

crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 1:09:00 AM)
OMGosh i just read your whole profile and i can say the feeling so mutual....i loved your sense of humor, you seem so well suited, and well...um...well adjusted....lol I see you have caught on to my secret of life, if you cant say anything nice, or are incapable of mustering something intelligent flash 'em some bewbalige.... And please... jump in anytime, the hot tub is always open three rules though... Official Three Rules of Crouching Tigresses Hot Tub: 1. No clothes: no bathing suits, no board shorts, no tighty whities, no speedos, and if you have a birth mark that in any way obsure my gawking at your privits you have to have it removed. 2. No excretions of any bodily fluid....ewe. 3. And the third and final rule is the unspoken rule!!! sounds scary dont it? but really its me all out of funny ideas....sooooooooooo opening up to the floor for sugestions.... anyone? anyone? Beuller? quote: ORIGINAL: Lidh2l CT we think that you totally ROCK! You always have a kind and thoughtful response to everyone. Or at least a sexual inuendo. Can we make you one of the Mods? No really, we are not kidding. Oh, and as soon as possible we are saving the money so that we can sit in that hot tub of yours. Hells Yeah! --VH & LM

Lidh2l -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 1:24:23 AM)
WooHoo! Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw. Don't blame us, we voted for Buffet! Well...she did. He voted for Cthulhu...tired of the lesser of two evils. --VH & LM

chantrea -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 1:49:55 AM)
i wanna complain that its now 140 am and still hot as hades even though i'm lying here naked! argh!

litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 2:10:13 AM)
I can't believe you are still up. It's after 4 here, so i have no room to talk. And i never got an e-mail from you, chantrea.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 2:49:36 AM)
I wanna complain and i will after I am done skinning this cat for his waking me up at 4:30 this morning with his incessent meooowing .... it's ferkin sunday for Gods sake . Iam supposed to be able to sleep in till 8 or 9 I think. nice new pic you got there lilone ..... crouching ... you know I am comin to give you a redneck version of a hot tub ... lmaooooo. ok now I am gonna try to go back to sleep right after I throw this stoopid alarm clock out the window sincethere is no way I can sleep with that thing blaring in my ear ..... seeeeee ya all

LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 2:52:29 AM)
Runs in grabs the skinning knife from Tamer, whaps him on the head, grabs the precious kitty in the other and runs back out Don't you know that you are suppose to shave a pussy, not skin it? sheesh Men! You are still a hottie though!

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 2:57:09 AM)
most pussys don't start talking at 4:30 in the morning either and this one ran to the other end of the house .... and of cousre now I am up dancing around as I type this to encore and the JayZ mix tune .. got one hell of a beat ... thank you for the compliment. *dances around all sexy in his boxers for the posters to watch* WAIT ... I thought I was supposed to eat it after you shave it ... I am soooooooooo confused right now

LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 3:03:22 AM)
Dammit. . . Now I got Lords of Acid in my head. . . I wanna see your pussy Everybody says its nice Can I can and come and visit? Ill be at your house tonight They tell me its soft to touch and really smooth I can hardly wait to feel that pussy too You wanna play with pussy all the time To hide that kind of pussy is a crime You say youre pussys clever and so slick But I think your pussys kind of sick I wanna see your pussy, show it to me Let me see your pussy, show it to me Show me your pussy, show it to me I want to see your pussy, show it to me I want to bet your pussy aint as pretty as mine I dont hide my pussy like you do all the time My pussys just the sweetest thing youve ever seen Compared to mine your pussys really ugly and mean I bring my pussy everywhere I go (m-hmm) To watch my little pussy is a show You say that your pussy really clever and slick But I think your pussys really thick I wanna see your pussy, show it to me Let me see your pussy, show it to me Show me your pussy, show it to me I want to see your pussy, show it to me She turns into a tiger when shes ready to eat My pussys always hungry for a big chunk of meat So lay your little pussy right next to mine You can bring her over around dinner time My pussy is the hippest thing around (thats right) Shes always been the talk of the town You say your pussys clever and so slick But I think that your pussys mighty think (me-ow baby) I wanna see your pussy, show it to me Let me see your pussy, show it to me Show me your pussy, show it to me I want to see your pussy, show it to me Dances with Tamer. . . of course I can only headbang. But at least I have the hair for it.

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 3:06:53 AM)
i wanna complain , like, im totally , like , lost

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 3:12:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chantrea i wanna complain that its now 140 am and still hot as hades even though i'm lying here naked! argh! do what i just did i went and plopped down 549$$ on a whirlepool mobile air conditioner........ we now have cooooooool rooms mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no more 108 degrees inside the house with the fans going

LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 3:56:12 AM)
I wanna complain that not everyone on this thread is nekkid! Let's strip! Thought for the day: Now there's this about cynicism. It's the universe's most supine moral position. Real comfortable. If nothing can be done, then you're not some kind of shit for not doing it, and you can lie there and stink to yourself in perfect peace.

wandering4u -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 3:59:05 AM)
who says they are not? ;D

LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:01:14 AM)
Well, I know that Tamer2.0 was wearing his boxers while dancing for us.

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:12:07 AM)
*loses said boxers and continues dancing around more for said watchers* by the way I love LOA ... abc's of kinky sex is another good song . I have several of their songs on my music library hard drive bounces around suggestively to whooomp there it is

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:15:38 AM)
complains i am starting to feel that classical music is well on its way out

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:19:57 AM)
classical music has it's place ..... usually elevators of government offices ... sorry . just my honest opinion

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:25:51 AM)
how sad..............and i do so love classical music so how bout operas?? are they on their way out as well???

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:29:12 AM)
they done packed up and got shipped over seas to fight in Iraq ... fed ex delivered them last week as a way of making those terrorists give up ... another attempt was once used down in South america and it worked well

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/16/2006 4:31:23 AM)
well then i wanna complain i am out dated and out numbered i wanna love classical music and operas but they seem to have evolved into antiterrorist weaponry

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