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sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:25:38 PM)

tighty whities??
 
I pictured Tamer as a speedo kind of man..hmmmm
 




mistoferin -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:26:11 PM)

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Inhale through that nose now sucka!!!!!!

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SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:29:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

OMG you have a Mom evil eye???? my mom has one of those...it is so scary...have you ever seen yourself do it?
 
My moms left eye closes up from the bottom when she is mad....*shivers*
 

    

It wasnt my evil eye it was my PMS mom's rage that got them running everytime

CT:   I want to complain that every time I see your name my eyes see crouching  but I think crotching.  I fear my mind is hopelessly in the gutter.




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:33:59 PM)

lol ....i would crack up too....the only way to reallly see it is to be filmed when angry...and who thinks to get a cam at that moment....LOL!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m20.gif[/image]
 






DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:39:06 PM)

Actually, once your daughter learned her own evil eye, you'll be amazed if yo see it.  She wil PROBABLY lok exactly like you when she does it.
I have my mothers very practiced evil eye, but no kids to use it on. However, it works beautifully on pets and on exhusbands.

My complaint, I did not forget why i was posting.
I want to complain that the airlines make you show up 3 HOURS before your flight. I am going to spend more time sitting in airports than I am traveling.  Sheesh the things we do for our pets sometimes.

DV




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:46:23 PM)

i wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna see!!!

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Actually, once your daughter learned her own evil eye, you'll be amazed if yo see it.  She wil PROBABLY lok exactly like you when she does it.
I have my mothers very practiced evil eye, but no kids to use it on. However, it works beautifully on pets and on exhusbands.

My complaint, I did not forget why i was posting.
I want to complain that the airlines make you show up 3 HOURS before your flight. I am going to spend more time sitting in airports than I am traveling.  Sheesh the things we do for our pets sometimes.

DV





Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:47:41 PM)

I do not wear speedos either . boxer briefs here ... nothing constricting the anaconda if ya know what I mean ...... gotta have some breathing room for king richard




DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 8:52:48 PM)

CT, im sure you have it too. Its scary, but SO damn effective.  Mine STILL works on my ex.  6 months after the divorce and he stil fears pissing me off *chuckle*
And he said he pities my new pet...




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:07:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I do not wear speedos either . boxer briefs here ... nothing constricting the anaconda if ya know what I mean ...... gotta have some breathing room for king richard


I want to complain..that men always have names for their.. uhhh.. equipment..but I never had one for mine..
 
*thinking of a name now.
 
Andrea




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:26:49 PM)

conchita?


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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I do not wear speedos either . boxer briefs here ... nothing constricting the anaconda if ya know what I mean ...... gotta have some breathing room for king richard


I want to complain..that men always have names for their.. uhhh.. equipment..but I never had one for mine..
 
*thinking of a name now.
 
Andrea




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:31:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

conchita?


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ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

I do not wear speedos either . boxer briefs here ... nothing constricting the anaconda if ya know what I mean ...... gotta have some breathing room for king richard


I want to complain..that men always have names for their.. uhhh.. equipment..but I never had one for mine..
 
*thinking of a name now.
 
Andrea



Hmmm.... not bad.... still thinking though...
 
I want to complain...that I am sitting here at 12:30am..trying to think of names for my nether region...and my dogs are still sound asleep..ugh.
 
~Andrea




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:35:38 PM)

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I have asked him to beat me, regularly, but he gets tired, and he has to let his arm rest, and blah blah blah

I need someone insatiable.



Geez!  Buy the man a Bowflex and tell him to get his ass - and his arms - into shape! 
 
He gets tired... LOL!!!!




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:39:04 PM)

Happy Birthday MissT, and Happy Belated B-day SF. 
 
And cuddles... if you do chop all that hair off... don't forget to donate it to Locks of Love!  You only have to give 'em 10 inches.
 
(wonder how long it'll take someone to pervert that one)




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:43:05 PM)

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gotta have some breathing room for king richard


:::giggles:::  You call yours King Richard???




DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:49:36 PM)

I guess king richard is a bit better a name tha the ones I usually hear. To this day, I can never keep a straight face watching Teletubbies becasue my ex called his tinkywinky
Unfortuantely, he also thought that was a good name during "dirty talk"... YOU try and stay focused when someones asking you to suck his tinkywinky


DV




SCORPIOXXX -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 9:54:58 PM)

How about: Papaya!




SCORPIOXXX -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 10:01:11 PM)

Damn, hellcat! I get a headache and withdrawal jones if I don't get some sex daily... Too bad you are so far away! I can think of several ways to take advantage of you, ~*wolfish & wicked grin*~!!!

BTW, I wear both boxer and speedos... No particularly personal name for my "unit"... How about "The Doctor"? Cures all your ills...




SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 10:08:31 PM)

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Hmmm.... not bad.... still thinking though...
 
I want to complain...that I am sitting here at 12:30am..trying to think of names for my nether region...and my dogs are still sound asleep..ugh.
 
~Andrea


Hey Andrea I found this for ya hope it helps :)
http://www.blogthings.com/girlpartsname.html

It named mine Little Sister   LOL I kinda like that




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 10:38:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SCORPIOXXX

How about: Papaya!


Hmmm.. it is sweet... might work...
 
Now I will complain that I am trying to think of what kind of fruit it tastes like.... nevermind.. TMI...Dom..and a hand thing.. humiliation..you all know what I mean...
 
Andrea




sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/12/2006 10:42:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

quote:


Hmmm.... not bad.... still thinking though...
 
I want to complain...that I am sitting here at 12:30am..trying to think of names for my nether region...and my dogs are still sound asleep..ugh.
 
~Andrea


Hey Andrea I found this for ya hope it helps :)
http://www.blogthings.com/girlpartsname.html

It named mine Little Sister   LOL I kinda like that


Thank you.
 
Lol.. It named mine "tinkleflower"..
 
I am comlaining... actually.. I am not.. I kinda like that.. "tinkleflower" it is.
 
~Andrea....good..now maybe that this dilemma is over.. I can sleep




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