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litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:14:20 PM)

I left a pan of grease on the stove, and got distracted by my dog, and it caught fire. Had to call the fire department, and even have a burn on my poor finger.

I would gladly be your prey CT. [:D]


I would cook you some dinner Tamer, but i don't trust myself right now. My hands are still shaking.

Edited to add: at least i got to look at all the hot firemen in their uniforms.....



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:15:35 PM)

me thinks right now you and cooking should not be in the same place . I do hope everything is ok now and that your safe yet again



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:19:18 PM)

Yikes litleone.  * kisses all your boo-boos.*

We dont let my daughter close to the oven...she will burn herself  EVERYTIME, and she is 27



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:24:04 PM)

You would be right, of course. Everything is peachy. Just a bunch of smoke damage in my poor kitchen.

BTW, where the hll have you been?



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:26:03 PM)

sounds like a new catagory .. stove challenged individuals
 
 I really hope your ok lilone ... I know the effects and feelings of being burned . I was burned once before in an automotive repair accident .. antifreeze has to bethe worst burn on the planet and I had it up my arm on my chest and splashed my face too . so I can truely say I feel your pain



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:27:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

You would be right, of course. Everything is peachy. Just a bunch of smoke damage in my poor kitchen.

BTW, where the hll have you been?



been out enjoying the sunshine .. went camping this past weekend ... it was awesome



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:32:28 PM)

I did something equally as stupid once.  Lived in an older house where you had to light the pilot to the stove. Forgot the light the pilot fact and went back and no heat....so......yes.....you knew this was coming.....remembered and struck the match.  Needless to say the stench of burning hair stuck around for days. No lashes, no eyebrows, no arm hairs.  I put that in my book of stupid things not to do LOL



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:33:33 PM)

Awwwwwwwwww, thank you, SF.

I was more afraid for my dog, than anything else. Poor thing didn't know what the hell was going on.



litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 2:41:38 PM)

You lucky bastard. I love camping.

SF: Luckily i don't have that problem. Just have to work extra hours now to pay for the damage done to my kitchen. Ugh, that's gonna suck.

I'm still thinking about those hot firemen....



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:07:23 PM)

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He reckoned in another post he could pull me so to speak. I find him cute and i want him as a house pet lol.


Me too, only I don't think he's even paper trained yet, and the Kaptin will kill me if I bring home one more stray that isn't housebroken.



crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:07:49 PM)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee....gross no cumming on my furniture!


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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

*ponders cumming on crouchingtigresses couch to see if I won't be in trouble or not* that is if I used the soggiefied word correctly .. lmaooooo
 
and I want to complain that I am hungry and no one is here to make me dinner



crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:09:01 PM)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeep, wow....i bet you were very sexy hairless......


quote:

ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

I did something equally as stupid once.  Lived in an older house where you had to light the pilot to the stove. Forgot the light the pilot fact and went back and no heat....so......yes.....you knew this was coming.....remembered and struck the match.  Needless to say the stench of burning hair stuck around for days. No lashes, no eyebrows, no arm hairs.  I put that in my book of stupid things not to do LOL



crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:10:44 PM)

licks your boo boos too and is careful not to lick too much....cause you are awfully yummy

quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

I left a pan of grease on the stove, and got distracted by my dog, and it caught fire. Had to call the fire department, and even have a burn on my poor finger.

I would gladly be your prey CT. [:D]


I would cook you some dinner Tamer, but i don't trust myself right now. My hands are still shaking.

Edited to add: at least i got to look at all the hot firemen in their uniforms.....




missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:20:41 PM)

I wanna complain that ive spent the lasy three hours wearing a girlie skirt and girlie heels !!



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:22:23 PM)

ROFL about as sexy has a newborn hairless rat.



SpankMuhButt -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:23:57 PM)

Ok, I have another complaint.............today I was visiting my mom, granny and we are having coffee, My sister comes down to have coffee with us. Now I had just gotten back from having an MRI, so i was telling my mom how the tech was alittle annoyed cause i have an earring at the top of my ear that can only come out if you pop the little ball with plyers, hmmmmmm sooo anyway (mom and sis know i have a piercing down below, they also think im nuts but that goes without saying) anyway my mom said did the tech make you take out your belly button piercing? so I said no cause he was doing my neck, i see this evil grin come accross my sisters face, and before i could throw a cup of coffee at her she says grandma ask gina whatelse is pierced? (granny is 82 we dont wanna give her a heartattack) So she looks at me and i say just my ears grandma. she says i see you took that stupid earring out of your tongue. Danielle once again says grandma ask her. i now see granny squirming and she looks at my mother and points at her nipples, so my mom says no ma but ask her (damn evil mom too) so my mom and sister both at the same time look at my crotch. Grandma now says NOOOOOOOOOO you spread your legs for someone you dont know? I told her they were lying but she didnt buy it. but now the woman wants to ask questions. so i broke out a hot dog bun, a skewer and gave a lesson, needless to say my mom was laughing so hard she wet her pants! But now my grandmother definatly believes i am satans spawn



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:28:04 PM)

LOL!  Poor gramma! 
 
I want to complain that I was gonna complain, but gina's post cracked me up too much to complain.  [:D]



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:28:23 PM)

*spluttering* ROFLMAO Stop stop before I wet my pants.



SpankMuhButt -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:31:21 PM)

LMAO Denise, if you could have seen this womans face, i cant even begin to type how it took place, but this woman just stared at me, my sister couldnt even stay at the table anymore cause instead of backing down i give a lesson, then she asks me why in the hell i would put a needle down there? so i say  you want the truth (sisters eyes get real big now knowing im gonna answer truthfully) i say it makes sex better, grandma said oh stoop it i might be old fashioned but metal between your legs will not make sex better. sooooooooooooooooo my mom says yeah mom it does (moms a prude too) so i say MOM how do you know? is yours pierced too, oh lord my dad just said the hell with you all i am leaving lol



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/10/2006 3:38:07 PM)

*wipes the tears from my eyes as I read that* ... OMFG ... I can so see that happening . and ten bucks says Dad goesto check later ..... gonna be noisey at moms tonight ... roflmfaoooooooooooooooo



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