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male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 4:19:30 AM   
LadyEllen


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No, not the usual subject matter for this site - rather the sorry tale of Fudge, the loveliest, cuddliest young man cat in the world.

Fudge is 1 year old this month and as might be expected he likes to spend his time stalking the backyards of the neighbourhood. He's never brought home prey but then we never know what cats get up to when theyre out and about. He's always been an active, healthy and contented boy though and just as happy being at home as out on his rounds.

Until Thursday morning last week when, unusually for him, he was there waiting at breakfast time - we usually only see him for tea. With the other cats milling round expectantly, Fudge lay on the carpet but as is normal for him was glad to see me and got up to say hello, which was when I saw he'd hurt his leg. He was limping and it was bent at an odd angle.

A trip to the vets proved it was indeed broken, right in the middle of his femur. The only mystery was how he'd broken it - there was no sign of the involvement of a car and Fudge along with my whole feline horde stays away from the road anyway, being afraid of cars. The only other mark on him was a small wound on the inside of his leg so the theory was he must have jumped and landed awkwardly on a fence or something.

Anyway the vet took him in for the night and on Friday he had his xrays and surgery. The xrays look awful; I have pictures but as usual with Blackberry shots theyre too large to upload here. In the end Fudge has had a pin wired to his femur to bring it back in line and, taking the opportunity, he was castrated at the same time - that'll teach him to get into trouble.

I collected him this morning. I could have got him last night but the place just wasnt ready for him and his convalescent needs for confinement to bed. So last night I spent 2 hours assembling a large dog cage and fitting it out for him with separate sections for his bed, food and litter tray.

He was delighted to be home, coming out of the carrier all purrs and nuzzles which is typical for him. He was less delighted to be put in the cage and, limping about on three legs spent ten frantic minutes trying to get out, including by digging through the litter box. He isnt allowed outside or to be running and jumping about for two weeks and its a good thing we got the cage too as the next thing he did after fifteen minutes of purrs and nuzzles was to run to the living room door, obviously interested to resume his outdoor curriculum.

He's calmed down now and gone to sleep, accepting that he cant get out the poor lad. He has two more weeks in the cage, apart from follow up visits to the vet and cuddle sessions when all the doors are closed - a problem what with the other kitty residents here who are used to doors being open for them at all times. After that he should be ready to go back to his normal life, except of course the bit where he might have chased the girlies.

Treatment - £651-00
Cage and fitting it out - £100-00
Fudge - priceless

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 4:29:43 AM   
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Poor kiddo doesn't want to be caged and yet there are posts every week from wankers who want just that.  Maybe we should perform a public service and break the wankers' legs...

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 4:55:32 AM   
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awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 5:56:52 AM   
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Poor fella

We hope all goes well for him.

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 6:50:53 AM   
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If pet lovers really like their cats, they should remain indoors or on a leash. A vet on a local TV program here has statistics showing that the lifespan of a cat is about 15 years. If allowed to run the neighborhood it is about 5 years. Ours stays on the patio or in the house.

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 7:01:47 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen


Treatment - £651-00
Cage and fitting it out - £100-00
Fudge - priceless

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Lady Ellen, please give him some cuddles and lovies for me!

~thank you for a Saturday morning smile and ahhhhh~

Regards,
dovie

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 7:31:14 AM   
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I just came to say that reading the title of this thread made me cringe!

Poor pussy.

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 7:37:34 AM   
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Awwww....

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:17:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: servantforuse

If pet lovers really like their cats, they should remain indoors or on a leash. A vet on a local TV program here has statistics showing that the lifespan of a cat is about 15 years. If allowed to run the neighborhood it is about 5 years. Ours stays on the patio or in the house.


awwww, I think StFU is jealous of Fudge.........

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:17:55 AM   
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Poor baby!

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:30:11 AM   
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The only other mark on him was a small wound on the inside of his leg

Bullet wound?

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:45:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

but then we never know what cats get up to when theyre out and about.



Here let me help you. This is what your friggin pussy gets up to in other peoples gardens. They trash your neighbours expensive recliners :




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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:47:45 AM   
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They trashed my cucumber plant:




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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:49:17 AM   
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They shit all over the damn place:




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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:50:33 AM   
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And another one:




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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:52:19 AM   
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The little fucker has trashed my prize shallot:




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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 8:53:27 AM   
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Yeah, I'm gonna get me some pussy alright..........................

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 9:17:02 AM   
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Two of my neighbors recently lost their beloved felines. One at the hands, or should I say claws of a hawk while she watched from her kitchen window. The other one met her fate under the tire of a car two blocks from her house while on her midnight run.

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 9:25:25 AM   
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Poor Fudge. My dog broke a toe on the ice during this past winter. 3 months before the cast came off. He's a lot less energetic than he was after having to stay in all the time.

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RE: male hobbled, castrated and put in a cage! - 7/24/2010 9:35:13 AM   
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If fudge would have been in the house instead of stalking the neighborhood, lady ellen could have saved a hefty expence, and the kitty wouldn't have had to suffer. It's the pet owners choice in how they care for their pets.

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