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MasterJohnSteed -> Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:25:11 PM)

If you watch NCIS then Your Familiar with "Gibbs' Rules"

Do you have your own Rules and what are they?

Mine are
  1. Never eat at a place called "Mom's Home Cooking"
  2. Never play Pool or Cards with a Man named Doc
  3. Never sleep with a woman who has more trouble or problems than you do.
  4. Always carry a knife or multi tool
  5. If you buy gum, always get the gum with the foil wrapper, because if you get lost you can use it to signal someone
  6. A good book is a great thing/ Always read the book before the movie
  7. CYA
  8. Remember where you came from, you might have to go back there
  9. Family is your most valuable resource
  10. Most people are idiots
  11. All ways take something out in insurance/blackmail
  12. All ways save something for a rainy day
  13. Never trust the government/ "I am here from the Government I am here to help you" is the biggest lie of all time



DCWoody -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:32:28 PM)

"If you buy gum, always get the gum with the foil wrapper, because if you get lost you can use it to signal someone"

I guess I need to put more planning into my gum purchase.



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:37:16 PM)

here are mine.

(So you know much of what you said My Dad used to say to me as a boy. Because of this you and I have some of the same rules)

1) Never Play Pool for Money with a Man who has a City in his name.
2) When Playing Poker if you can't spot the Chump in the first 5 hands ... It's cause You're the Chump.
3) Never Buy New Tires. Used Tires usually last a great length of time and cost about a 1/4 as much.
4) If it has Tit's or Tires it will eventually piss you off.. but if you don't take care of it you'll lose both long before their time.
5) A Man with a Knife is a sharp Knife is not a threat, he is just prepared
6) Condoms are like Ubmrellas, you don't always need one but you'll be happy you do if you need one.
7) Look a Man in the Eye when you shake his hand.
8) Never Eat anything with the word Mystery in it... EVER.
9) Hitting women in Anger is wrong, Hitting women for pleasure is fun.
10) In your life you will be able to count your real friends on one hand.
11) The most important friend you should have is the one holding up the hand.
12) To feel alone when by yourself is to be in Bad Company.
13) If you don't wanna hand out with you why would anyone else?
14) Pussy is in reality very easy to come by, Peace of mind is pretty hard to find
15) Nothing worth having will ever come easy in this life.... Just because something is hard DOES NOT Necessarily mean it is worth having.

QSM



SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:37:21 PM)

The other thing you can do with the wrapper is bypass the electrical contacts on an alarm system.

As seen in MacGyver

1) Don't make rules, try not to follow rules word for word, keep off the grass.




TheHeretic -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:40:16 PM)

One I find very useful is;

Never do business with anyone who has that little fish on their card or sign. They do that because you'd never know they were a Christian by how they operate.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 12:47:12 PM)

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize " and "You are right. "

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody! "

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her...BELIEVE them.

7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'

8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

10. Holding on to resentment, is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

11. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

Edited to add the link to the unedited site, that I took these from:
http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/wisdom.htm



Malkinius -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 2:02:15 PM)

{fast reply}

Greetings all.....

My answer to this has already been done well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04

Enjoy!

Malkinius



Arpig -> RE: Gibbs rules (7/10/2010 2:05:06 PM)

Women, gays & Italians all know how to cut hair...so look for a lesbian Italian barber



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