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kiwisub12 -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:16:21 PM)

I have never inhaled whilst masterbating - i promise!

and if you look at the palms of my hands you won't find a single hair   ..............................   stubble, maybe -  but no hair!!!! [sm=passthelube.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:20:50 PM)

hahaha My problem is I do inhale, then that shit makes me all frisky and I start talkin all sweet to me and the next thing yanno I am telling me how cheap I made me feel.

Then I roll over and go to sleep without even snuggling with me.

I'm such a cunt sometimes.




angelikaJ -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:21:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I masturbate, but only for medicinal purposes.  It gets rid of headaches and tension and stress.  It also is a great cure for cramps.

I swear I don't enjoy it though. 

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Do you have a prescription for that?




kiwisub12 -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:21:40 PM)

cough *slut*cough




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:33:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

I masturbate, but only for medicinal purposes.  It gets rid of headaches and tension and stress.  It also is a great cure for cramps.

I swear I don't enjoy it though. 

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Do you have a prescription for that?


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Missokyst -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:50:59 PM)

Heh...
well I can say that no one turns me on enough to get me to do this for them. PHHHHT. Screw that. I do it for me. Orgasms rock! When I was living a voluntarily celibate life for over a decade I never masturbated because I redirected my energy elsewhere. But now that I have lifted that self imposed ban I have enjoyed them on my own, for my own sake for years. Oddly, the palms of my hands are still hairless....

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
  It's a very rare thing for something to turn Me on to the point where I'll let My fingers do the walking.





Missokyst -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:52:23 PM)

LMAO!!!

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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub
I start talkin all sweet to me and the next thing yanno I am telling me how cheap I made me feel.






Missokyst -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 2:53:59 PM)

Baby wipes... not just for baby's behinds anymore




DarlingSavage -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 3:36:43 PM)

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That you should buy stock in Duracell or Rechargeable Batteries.


I have rechargeable batteries. 

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm really not big on masturbation. We're talking three times a year at best.


You must live with somebody or have a partner or something.  It's just me, myself, the computer, and the vibrator over here.  I'm not into gettin' strange.   




Missokyst -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 3:48:49 PM)

Hitachi... Only blackouts interfere




MagiksSlave -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:03:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

LOL well I am already pretty comfy with my being weird. But I didn't think I was this off kilter! I thought people enjoyed masturbation. LOL I don't know about anyone else but it relaxes me, cures headaches, and lets me sleep
Looks like I am in the minority in this place.

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha..is the question really if you are weird? or whether we masturbate? [;)]




This is no lie... I have eased migraines with orgasms... it’s hard because when one is in that much pain and feeling that sick, ones first impulse is not to masturbate, but to crawl into a hole, preferably a very dark, quiet one. But, as silly as it sounds, I force myself to and it always takes enough edge off the pain so that I can get some rest. There is no medication I have found that works as fast, so I have found that adding this too the medication takes enough of the pain away so that I can rest and allow the medication to really do its thing. Lesser headaches are nearly completely gone by doing the same usually without the need of putting chemicals into my body.

I find it also lifts my mood if I’m falling into a depression and helps me sleep when insomnia is calling.

I actually read an article on a magazine (I can't remember off the top of my head at the moment, which) that said an orgasm a day makes for a much healthier person both physical and mentally.

However, it is, for some reason, people’s default, to deny that they do it. For some reason people think this is something to be embarrassed by, a dirty little secret, and no, I dont talk about it in general. But the truth is I think nearly everyone does it every now and then.

I don't do it a lot. I can go weeks, or months without thinking about it especially when I’m really busy. But I won’t deny that I do it.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:12:05 PM)

Oh I can believe it. I find that if I masturbate after a very stressful day at work it gets rid of my tension so I can sleep not to mention my headache[/font]




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:14:41 PM)

I am sure her partners are very good in bed, but that aside, why does someone have to be getting fucked really well or some other explaination to not care to masturbate?

Every one is different, and every one has preferences, and not every one is going to be interested in masturbating.

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm really not big on masturbation. We're talking three times a year at best.


You must live with somebody or have a partner or something.  It's just me, myself, the computer, and the vibrator over here.  I'm not into gettin' strange.   




AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:14:47 PM)

SO an honest and curious question.... Masturbation helps.... what about having sex?

I ask this because I am wondering if the Not tonight I got a Headache is complete bullshit or not.

QSM




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:21:25 PM)

When I have a migraine - not a fucking chance, actually now that I think about it, if I have a headache related to work stress the LAST thing I want is sex. Much better to leave me be. I would say it can be a valid excuse though I don't speak for your partner of course




Lucylastic -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:26:22 PM)

Im doing it now





Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:32:20 PM)

While it may be complete bullshit for some, not every woman will enjoy sex with they have a headache. I know I don't want to be messed with when I have a headache. Men that don't respect not tonight, or at least not at this moment find themselves on the short end of my displeasure lol.

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ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan

SO an honest and curious question.... Masturbation helps.... what about having sex?

I ask this because I am wondering if the Not tonight I got a Headache is complete bullshit or not.

QSM




Jeffff -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:35:37 PM)

I find that it keeps the skin on my tummy nice and youthful!




came4U -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:45:35 PM)

How am I not surprised to see a thread on masturbation and Jeff following shortly after? lolol 




DarlingSavage -> RE: Masturbation (7/6/2010 4:51:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

I am sure her partners are very good in bed, but that aside, why does someone have to be getting fucked really well or some other explaination to not care to masturbate?

Every one is different, and every one has preferences, and not every one is going to be interested in masturbating.

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm really not big on masturbation. We're talking three times a year at best.


You must live with somebody or have a partner or something.  It's just me, myself, the computer, and the vibrator over here.  I'm not into gettin' strange.   



There's something wrong with you, isn't there?

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ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan

SO an honest and curious question.... Masturbation helps.... what about having sex?

I ask this because I am wondering if the Not tonight I got a Headache is complete bullshit or not.

QSM


I've never said it, but I've had it used on me, I'd like to know that, too!  DAMMIT!  To be perfectly honest, if I had somebody here to have sex with, I would NEVER say no, of course, you're not supposed to say never, so, let's just say that I would ALMOST never say no.   Something would have to be seriously wrong with me to turn down live sex! 

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I find that it keeps the skin on my tummy nice and youthful!



I like the way it makes the muscles in my tummy all nice and sore! 




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