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risaMkc -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 3:38:26 PM)
call her mom and ask her how she built her endurance then it should work for your sub....like mother like daughter i don't feel like cleaning the kitchen, what should i do instead?

KinkDomCum -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 3:43:22 PM)
throw the dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher, pour in a bottle of dawn ultra dish soap, and fire her up, self cleaning kitchen... I want to get my cock pierced, but am too shy to have someone do it, how could i do it myself?

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 4:02:17 PM)
Two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and a 3 inch nail (galvinized).. Drink one pint so you feel a little buzz. Work your self up (or get your own helper) to a nice throbbing erection (it's better to be engorged with blood) . Place the nail where you think you need an extra hole and then SLAM the sledge hammer down quickly. Done! decorate to suit your taste. I have a co-worker who is a really nice guy but he never shuts the fuck up. He just goes on forever and ever...What can I do about this?

CreoleCook -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 4:32:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: forcemarch Two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and a 3 inch nail (galvinized).. Drink one pint so you feel a little buzz. Work your self up (or get your own helper) to a nice throbbing erection (it's better to be engorged with blood) . Place the nail where you think you need an extra hole and then SLAM the sledge hammer down quickly. Done! decorate to suit your taste. I have a co-worker who is a really nice guy but he never shuts the fuck up. He just goes on forever and ever...What can I do about this? Get him Two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and a 3 inch nail (galvinized).. get him to Drink one pint so he feels a little buzz. Place the nail where you think he needs an extra hole and then SLAM the sledge hammer down quickly. Done! I gaurantee he won't bother you anymore... I'm getting bad about giving people their own advice back to em.... How can I fix this?

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 5:09:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreoleCook I'm getting bad about giving people their own advice back to em.... How can I fix this? Get two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and a 3 inch nail (galvinized).. Drink one pint so you feel a little buzz. Let a friend drink the other, then have him place the nail where he thinks you need an extra hole and then have him SLAM the sledge hammer down quickly. Done! I gaurantee you won't bother to give people back advice anymore... I don't feel the need for any Really, Really Bad Advice, what should I do?

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/27/2006 7:29:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul I don't feel the need for any Really, Really Bad Advice, what should I do? Make sure you read all directions and understand each step. Get two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and screw the 3 inch galvinized nail. Drink both pints of Bushnells. You should be just about incoherent by this time. Now take the sledge hammer and ram it into your monitor. Insure you turn away so glass doesn't go flying in your face. Poof! no more Really, Really Bad Advice.

forcemarch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 3:52:56 AM)
Oops forgot to ad a problem.... The leaves are starting to turn and winter is on the way. I hate the cold winters, the snow and having to stay inside most of the time. What should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 4:47:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: forcemarch Oops forgot to ad a problem.... The leaves are starting to turn and winter is on the way. I hate the cold winters, the snow and having to stay inside most of the time. What should I do? Put some antlers on your head and run south for the winter. There is a risk of being shot by hunters on the way, but you will at least not be bored inside the house and if you make it you can spend the winter in warmer climes. Probably in a psychiatric unit, but hey it'll be a change wont it? A deer friend of mine told me he's horny - what should I do? E

Pimpernell -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 7:00:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen A deer friend of mine told me he's horny - what should I do? E Get him a job as a fluffer for a gay porno company. I'm trying to sell my screenplay to Tom Cruise's new production company, who do I get him to read my script?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 8:26:59 AM)
put the co authors name as Ron L Hubbard, then deliver the script from a fake golden flying saucer actually, I don't think this counts as bad advice... My attempts at making green tea have been spectacularly badly. any tips?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 9:13:05 AM)
Use black tea and green food coloring. I often stay up too late. What should I do?

WhyteRavenne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 9:19:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 Use black tea and green food coloring. I often stay up too late. What should I do? Get a hammer and hit yourself between the eyes... You have to find the right leverage, but, when you do, you'll be out like a light! I'm being lazy and am supposed to work, what should I DO?!

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 9:53:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne I'm being lazy and am supposed to work, what should I DO?! Persuade your boss to let you work from home. Then you can spend all day on CM most of the days, and probably get your work done on the Friday. I have a heap of work to try to get done tomorrow, because I spent all week on CM instead. What should I do? E

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 9:57:20 AM)
Build a time machine today and skip tomorrow - work avoided! Then get back to CM. I want to get into better shape but have problems exercising consistently. What should I do?

WhyteRavenne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 10:06:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: willow06 Build a time machine today and skip tomorrow - work avoided! Then get back to CM. I want to get into better shape but have problems exercising consistently. What should I do? find a picture of what you WANT to look like.. post your head on it... Blow it up to "life size" and post it on a full length mirror.. there.. no need to ever work out! You'll always look good! Works better if the pic is naked! I spend too much time in CM forums.. what should I do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 10:10:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhyteRavenne I spend too much time in CM forums.. what should I do? Beats me - if I knew that I wouldnt be here would I? Spending all your time on the CM forums is a bit like being on a runaway train - its bound to end in disaster but its one heck of ride getting there. Sit back and enjoy. Stop worrying. We're all doomed! I keep giving really bad advice. What should I do? E

Argentopal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 2:56:40 PM)
I keep giving really bad advice. What should I do? Get two pints of Bushnells, a sledge hammer and a 3 inch nail (galvinized).. Drink one pint so you feel a little buzz. Drink the other pint just to be sure. Place your left hand on the desk and place the nail right in the middle. SLAM the sledge hammer down quickly. Done! I gaurantee you won't be able to type and give anyone bad advice anymore... I want to make sure I get hot kinky sex tonight. What should I do?

willow06 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 2:59:11 PM)
Walk around wearing a big sign that say "I want hot kinky sex tonight." It might work. I can never seem to finish a container of milk, no matter what size it is. What should I do?

Argentopal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 4:17:05 PM)
learn to cook with buttermilk! I just splashed hot grease on my bare tummy and have 3 little blisters, what should I do so I can still have hot kinky sex tonight?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (9/28/2006 4:25:25 PM)
Pour a bucket of boiling grease over your head - the blisters won't be at all noticeable anymore, and any sex you have afterwards will be kinky! My newts are fucking, and I'll soon have baby newts. Any recipes? Yours, benji

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