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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 11:02:56 AM   
SweetlyTwisted


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My man wants to shave all the hair off his head because it's bugging him, I think he'll reget it. It's to the middle of his back. How can I change his mind?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 11:22:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL Hey I am a Chef and I love it !!! and I have gotten tips before

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 11:28:12 AM   
Lorelei115


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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

LOL Hey I am a Chef and I love it !!! and I have gotten tips before


Where do YOU work?? We NEVER get tips!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 3:02:05 PM   
wild1cfl


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I aprenticed in Arizona first at a 4 star, 4 diamond hotel, then I did an aprenticeship in Germany for 2 years. I also worked at a 5 star, 5 diamond hotel on the coast of Geogia where I would recieve tips for a well prepared meal. I then went to work at Walt Disney World in Florida where i would recieve tips often for a well prepared meal or banquet. I was mostly a pastry chef for many years and would recieve tips for preparing special desserts or cakes for guests. 

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 3:06:33 PM   
owneddesire


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A kid I know licked a toad yesterday b/c someone he associates with told him that he could trip balls....do you think i should fuck with his head?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:26:18 PM   
Yang4yin


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Status: offline 		The toad's head probably won't be big enough, so I'd have to say "no." Ask your Master to fuck with yours.


Sometimes I think I ought to stop using the Internet entirely, but since I use it for a few good good purposes, I never cancel the service. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:34:46 PM   
owneddesire


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A kid I know doesn't believe me that when you stick your tongue in a toaster you can get hurt...What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:36:19 PM   
LeMis


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I'm tired of working but have to pay the bills, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:36:42 PM   
Yang4yin


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Status: offline 		Plug in the toaster, turn it on and let it heat up until it's very hot, and force the kid's tongue into one of the slots. He'll believe you eventually.


I've got several nice toys but nobody to play with. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:39:34 PM   
owneddesire


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I can't find a microwavable safe cup...should I just put the metal one in there and hope for the best?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:43:49 PM   
LeMis


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What time should I go to bed?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:45:56 PM   
Yang4yin


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One of my neighbors is starting to look good to me, but her husband is a physical education teacher at a local school. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:46:10 PM   
owneddesire


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I need to shave, and I can't find a razor anywhere, what should I shave with?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:49:17 PM   
LeMis


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Wax or Tweeze?  Which should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:50:33 PM   
Yang4yin


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Well, except for your eyebrows and head.


What about that thing with my neighbor's wife?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:52:28 PM   
owneddesire


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I get really bad headaches all the time for no reason at all, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:54:38 PM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: owneddesire

I get really bad headaches all the time for no reason at all, what should I do?


Masturbate to orgasm repeatedly until you're lightheaded.


Sometimes I get so lightheaded I can't stand up. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 4:59:57 PM   
LeMis


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I need a massage, nobody here to give it, what should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 5:02:16 PM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: LeMis

I need a massage, nobody here to give it, what should I do?



Go to a crowded mall and brush up against people.

I'm hungry. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/18/2006 5:04:36 PM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		Go up and down your hallways stairs on your back....maybe it'll make you feel better

My mom always used to say that if I make a silly or stupid face, it would get stuck like that. When I give oral sex to my master, I  make a certain face, will it get stuck like that?

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