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VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:32:07 AM)
6:03 in the morning...make it both ironic and a challenge!!! I can't sleep. Would you suggest the sledgehammer, the fifth of vodka, or another sleeping aide?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:51:10 AM)
fifth of vodka i'm awake... would you suggest sex, read a book or fantasize about a CM friend?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:56:49 AM)
(OK, really bad advice here) Fantasize about another CM friend...and I would make a suggestion, but I've been arrogant enough this eve...I mean morning Same question.

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:59:22 AM)
well playing on the computer is my normal way... but... fantasizing about VH works wonders i'm sleeping in the wet spot now what oh what to do???

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:04:48 AM)
make the wet spot bigger would be my suggestion I can't decide between GTA:San Andreas or Warcraft III...or cybersex...or plain old masturbation. What do you think, chanty?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:06:33 AM)
lol cybersex.... always up for that i cant' get yahoo to work, should i give up or reboot.... VH?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:11:52 AM)
try MSN, drop the word prime from my contact that I gave you, and if THAT doesn't work, reboot You know, as cooperative and level-headed as this all sounds, it's still true to the thread name. Should I go streaking?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:13:30 AM)
ummmm still using yahoo as the .com source or msn.com yes by all means flash taht sexy ass body my hair is FAR FAR to long... should i shave it off?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:18:00 AM)
see next post from me

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:19:27 AM)
i'm here... that doesn't makes sense though....fecking collarme gods

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:22:13 AM)
the four stars was the at symbol no you should NOT shave your head...only one of us should look like a walking penis with wings, and I already do What should my next tattoo be?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:25:04 AM)
omg... and yes i knew that part... me! (Well this is BAD advice) i can't get laptop to like yahoo... should i smash it to pieces?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:29:25 AM)
No, just lick it until it stops working...on second thought, forget the laptop, lick me!!! My bad advice isn't funny. Should I give up?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:32:12 AM)
that was funny!!! Only if ya want to should i go raid the cookies

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:40:39 AM)
even though your Master is awake...sure!!! Make sure he sees you do it, though. I've been awake for over 40 hours...more coffee?

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:43:14 AM)
gods yes... coffee is the elixir of life! Master went back to bed should i go to?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:51:17 AM)
Wait till he said you need to. Milk it for all it's worth. Should I go for the double-shot espresso in my fridge? edited because without the s in shot, the meaning is really wrong

chantrea -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 2:53:29 AM)
ewww i hate those things, but sure if ya want it ummm i have seven minutes left, waht to do what to do

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 12:12:10 PM)
quote: ummm i have seven minutes left, waht to do what to do Since you posted this at 5:53 AM EST I will have to assume that you are dead by now and any advice I would give you would be worthless to you anyway. I guess a Bon Voyage would be in order. My computer at home has all but died. I am having terrible issues with it. What can I do to fix it with no data loss or getting a new one?

SavageFaerie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 12:31:47 PM)
CAll 1-800-GeekSquad. If that fails...find a subbie girl that has extra computers so that you can control them too. We are havin tons of showings coming up and we need to move 30 Rita soaked cement bags that weigh about 80 lbs a peice...how should we do it?

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