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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 7:42:59 AM)

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What should I ask of you people?


Perhaps you should ask how not to be so dull and unimaginative. I find you boring. Can't you be funnier? We seem to carry you on the forums and tolerate your lack of personality. I think it is pity really. Maybe that is a good place to start.

I think I am about to get my brains beaten in over this last post. What should I do?



sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 7:58:06 AM)

Brace yourself, because it will definately be coming.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 8:02:47 AM)

gukae,

In order to get your brains beaten, you would need brains.  Obviously, you lack these, or you would know how to spell your own name.

I want to bang me some 18 year old schoolgirl cheerleader dominatrix twins.  How do I accomplish this?

Yours,


benji

Edited because "lock" and "lack" are not the same word.



LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 8:53:38 AM)

get some cookies and go hang out at the local high school, they should be registering or something soon

I want to get rid of this really annoying customer and his 17 yo daughter...........any ideas?



gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 8:57:00 AM)

Send the 17 year old my way.  I don't care what you do with the customer.

How do I show the love of my life that her being dominant is in her own best interest?  Along with being dominant, she should also be interested in me, and live closer to me, and be straight.....

Yours,


benji



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 10:29:33 AM)

ummmm.. i think you should stick with the 17 year olds in your own neighborhood... they are always the best anyways....


I  really want a drink, but it is on the other side of the room... what should i do??

P.S. Gauge, (or qgauge... or whatever the hell your name is), my son is only a year old... monsters don't scare him yet... lol



LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 10:36:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How do I show the love of my life that her being dominant is in her own best interest?  Along with being dominant, she should also be interested in me, and live closer to me, and be straight.....

Yours,


benji


Send the love of your life my way.....I will scare her into being straight, beat her into domination, tell her all the reasons to love a yummy lil yellow pup, and give her an education on all the wonders of...........hold on, I have to remember what city you live in........TORONTO!

Now, how do I go to the county fair tonight without getting my new sketchers muddy?



CatNmouse2002 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 10:55:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

How do I show the love of my life that her being dominant is in her own best interest?  Along with being dominant, she should also be interested in me, and live closer to me, and be straight.....

Yours,


benji


Send the love of your life my way.....I will scare her into being straight, beat her into domination, tell her all the reasons to love a yummy lil yellow pup, and give her an education on all the wonders of...........hold on, I have to remember what city you live in........TORONTO!

Now, how do I go to the county fair tonight without getting my new sketchers muddy?



Wear a pair  heels .

I am having a hard time throwing my over hand right . I try to work them into combo's but I always feels like a tool when I throw them .. what should I do ?



LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 10:59:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CatNmouse2002

I am having a hard time throwing my over hand right . I try to work them into combo's but I always feels like a tool when I throw them .. what should I do ?



Hmmmmmmm, switch to underhand!

I need a good slave to run and buy me those heels.........and the appropriate outfit to go with.....annnnnnnnnd of course different jewelry....Because we KNOW that jeans and tshirt with funky silver stuff just won't do with a sexy pair of sandals!



CatNmouse2002 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 11:28:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl



I  really want a drink, but it is on the other side of the room... what should i do??

P.S. Gauge, (or qgauge... or whatever the hell your name is), my son is only a year old... monsters don't scare him yet... lol

Go to wally world purchase
  • 30 feet of 1 " rubber hose ,
  • plastic sheets ( queen sized) ,
  • four hammers ,
  • about 50 feet of 3/4" steel tubing ,
  • fifteen rolls of duct tape ,
  • a  half horse power lawn edger ,
  • 10 2 liter bottles of diet coke ,
  • 10 packs of Menthos ,
  • 1 lb of baking soda ,
  • three cans of  bug repellent ,
  • roughly 123 16 penny nails 
  • about 10 feet of leather for shoe laces .


    1.Construct a  zipline from you to your drink using the nails , rubber hose and steel tubing.
    2.Spread the plastic sheets below the zipline .
    3.Modify the lawn edger so that it will propell itself up AND down the length of the zipline
    4. Duct tape the diet coke bottles to your person with the screw top lids pointing away  from your drink when you grab the lawn edger .
    5.Hire a crackhead to drop the Menthos into the diet coke while you leap off the computer table( firmly grasping your lawn edger which should be attached to the zipline)
    6.Enjoy your tasty beverage .


    I am new to the site ... How can I get a higher post count  ?




    • SavageFaerie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 12:28:29 PM)

    Follow benji around and post after every one of his posts....You will have 4 paddles in no time.

    My toe itches and Im to lazy to scratch it what should I do?



    LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 12:33:05 PM)

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    ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

    My toe itches and Im to lazy to scratch it what should I do?


    Spred some liver pate' on it and have the pussy lick it......they have scratchy tongues!

    I want to go home right now and take a nap, my car is in the shop and the boss stole the company van so I can't, whatever shall I do?



    Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 1:03:34 PM)

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    I want to go home right now and take a nap, my car is in the shop and the boss stole the company van so I can't, whatever shall I do?


    Boss is gone? Lock the doors, take the phones off the hook, nap away!

    Going to the "Gilroy Garlic Festival" tomorrow; someone tell me why?



    LaTigresse -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 1:08:10 PM)

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    ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

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    I want to go home right now and take a nap, my car is in the shop and the boss stole the company van so I can't, whatever shall I do?


    Boss is gone? Lock the doors, take the phones off the hook, nap away!

    Going to the "Gilroy Garlic Festival" tomorrow; someone tell me why?


    So you can be one of thousands with really bad breath! Do they have alternating breath mint stalls?[:D]

    Okay, doors are locked, phones off the hook. Whatever shall I do with the two guys working in the back, duct tape or rope and gags???



    ArtimisBlack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 1:11:21 PM)



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    Going to the "Gilroy Garlic Festival" tomorrow; someone tell me why?


    It's because you're a vampire with a death wish.
     
    I need to kill some people so I can feel better about the crappy day I'm having but it's illegal. What should I do?



    ArtimisBlack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 1:14:36 PM)

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    Okay, doors are locked, phones off the hook. Whatever shall I do with the two guys working in the back, duct tape or rope and gags???



    Why stop at duct tape and gags- go looking for some really nice binder clips too- and don't forget all the fun you can have with a stapler, a scissor, and a cardboard box.
     
    I need to find someone who can fix my boyfriend and his mother's out of town. What do I do?




    WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/26/2006 2:46:03 PM)

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    I need to find someone who can fix my boyfriend and his mother's out of town. What do I do?


    There is nothing wrong with your boyfriend, the problem is all with you, so you should fix yourself to like all the things your boyfriend does that you feel needs fixin.

    I'm cooking hamburgers for dinner but I have no buns or bread what should I do?



    wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:08:55 AM)

    [I'm cooking hamburgers for dinner but I have no buns or bread what should I do?
    [/quote]

    No problems,  I am going up to the shops now and will buy you some bread and throw it in the mail it should get to you in a week or so.

    My boss wants me to take on some extra duties and I don't want to, how can I tell her no, keep my job AND not get eaten up by guilt?



    VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:26:40 AM)

    Sex should always be guilt free...it's just a matter of mind over...well...matter

    I've just dominated the entire first page of the Polls and Other Random Stupidity forum with latest posts.  How should I celebrate/show off/pity myself for such a pathetic accomplishment?



    lilsubl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/27/2006 1:29:52 AM)

    go to bed and celebrate in the morning when things are clearer

    i have to drive 603 miles tomorrow--oops! today...what time should i start out?

    lilss linea



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