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SohCahToa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 11:32:33 AM)
Twiddle your thumbs. My boss is pressurising me to do more and more work for the same pay how can I get out of this situation?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 12:47:22 PM)
ever see fight club?.....beat yourself up and then bloackmail the boss with assault charges... i cant motivate to go in the studio today

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 12:48:44 PM)
quote: My boss is pressurising me to do more and more work for the same pay how can I get out of this situation? Tell your boss that he is an insolent troglodyte and that if he doesn't give you a raise this very instant that you will tell everyone that he secretly plays with Barbie dolls and has recently added a My Little Pony to his collection. Also tell him that he dresses funny and smells bad. Then laugh it all off and tell him that it was a joke and ask for a raise. I find myself more and more wanting to live a reclusive life but I am not sure I could do that. Any suggestions for how to try this out without committing to it?

mnottertail -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 12:49:43 PM)
Prepares to drop TENS unit in the jacuzzi, saying "I am a very Dom, make sure that ain't your bag"....... did I scare ya into it? Ron

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 1:16:03 PM)
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! yep heads in to the studio...thanks Ron!* quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Prepares to drop TENS unit in the jacuzzi, saying "I am a very Dom, make sure that ain't your bag"....... did I scare ya into it? Ron

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 1:18:45 PM)
quote: I find myself more and more wanting to live a reclusive life but I am not sure I could do that. Any suggestions for how to try this out without committing to it? sit in your closet for about an hour a day.....then after a week move under your house but leave the tv and the answering machine loud enough to screen calls.....

SweetPosession -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 1:25:07 PM)
Neither. A power-sander is MUCH quicker. I can't seem to keep my balance in my new 5" heels. What should I do?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 1:51:00 PM)
get a short slave and use his head to steady yourself everywhere you go... i did not actually go into the studio like i said.... so now i am a procrastinator and a liar...help!

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 4:10:34 PM)
Spend the money you would normally use for going out on the town to hire a personal trainer/assistant instead. Make sure they will work from before sunrise until past moonrise without failing in energy. How should I organize the kitchen cabinets to make them more efficient? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress i did not actually go into the studio like i said.... so now i am a procrastinator and a liar...help!

mistresszarah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 4:16:45 PM)
You shouldn't be bothered with such petty details. Find a slave with a photographic memory and put him on kitchen/grocery detail. What should I do if the only way I can get off is to watch men vomit?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 9:12:57 PM)
start a web site.... i need a ring ding fix .

LotusSong -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2006 9:30:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: What's the best way to fix the cracks in my sidewalk? Have them hike up thier jeans a bit more..

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2006 1:17:57 PM)
quote: i need a ring ding fix . Watch boxing. You know, between rounds... a ring ding? Ugh... I cannot believe I said that. I have both my kids this weekend and it is going to be bloody hot out this weekend... what can I do with them that is good father son stuff and not get oppressed by the heat?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/14/2006 3:33:18 PM)
Since you like outdoorsy activities, take them out camping, hiking and fishing at a lake or river. If they become annoying, have them play endless games with the super-soakers on land while still clothed and wade into the water to remove all the mud. I am performing at the local Renaissance faire this weekend with a madrigal group. How can I keep from fainting in the sun? (You know how us Gothic types shy away from sunlight.) quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I have both my kids this weekend and it is going to be bloody hot out this weekend... what can I do with them that is good father son stuff and not get oppressed by the heat?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/16/2006 3:43:46 PM)
quote: I am performing at the local Renaissance faire this weekend with a madrigal group. How can I keep from fainting in the sun? (You know how us Gothic types shy away from sunlight.) Beating the heat is a tough one, especially if you are pasty and white. It would be best for you to spend several days naked in a freezer. This will get your core body temperature down and give you natural cooling in the hot sun. I am running my air conditioning. It isn't working like it should. What should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2006 5:22:37 PM)
[sm=paddle.gif]Take a sledgehammer to it and beat it until it surrenders to your superior will. Play Peter Gabriel CD's for set the mood music. I need to clean the window screens on the upper level of the apartment. What is an effective way to do this? quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am running my air conditioning. It isn't working like it should. What should I do?

WayWardSoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2006 5:32:37 PM)
quote: I need to clean the window screens on the upper level of the apartment. What is an effective way to do this? Take your slave to the roof tie his/her ankles together with a rope and lower him/her over the edge of the roof with a bucket of soapy water and a brush. Then take another tied the same way with the water hose to rinse them off. My washer broke so I have to haul my clothes off else where to wash them but don't feel like it tonight what should I do?

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2006 5:55:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul My washer broke so I have to haul my clothes off else where to wash them but don't feel like it tonight what should I do? Use the toliet, after all it has a spin cycle. Just pour the soap in the bowl and flush repeatedly. Dingoes have stolen my baby. What can I do?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2006 6:41:45 PM)
get a rapid fire machine gun and fire rapidly in a wide spread, this should make them drop your baby our dog likes to slip its leash and get out and explore...how do we stop it

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/17/2006 9:01:39 PM)
our dog likes to slip its leash and get out and explore...how do we stop it It should not be a problem now that it has bullet holes in its legs. Brrrrraaaapppp. . . . Brrrrrraaappppp My friends car will not start, and he does not have the money for a new battery. What advice can I pass along?

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