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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/29/2006 10:30:50 PM)
quote: Now that I am getting my voice back it appear that my career as a 1-900 operator is over since the raw, throaty appeal was bringing in the callers. Whatever should I do? Gargle with large amounts of Draino. This should restore the raw throaty appeal to your voice... plus it will help with constipation. I am beginning to feel like anxiety is getting the best of me. Is there a good way to relax?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2006 5:16:26 AM)
When I am feeling anxious I use lavender (in a bath, oil burner and a few drops sprinkled around me), meditation and I think about people I know who have lives and problems way crappier than mine and I spend some 'me' time gloating I have caught Vendeval's cold ... is there some way to make her pay and how?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2006 10:14:36 AM)
Sure, mail yourself to me C.O.D. Most of the cold has gone away, now all I wanna do is play! [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I have caught Vendeval's cold ... is there some way to make her pay and how?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2006 4:30:57 PM)
quote: Most of the cold has gone away, now all I wanna do is play! [:D] Well then, go get a sand box, some sand, a bucket and shovel and have a blast! I keep having to take small naps during the day because I get so tired. Is there something I can do to remedy this?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/30/2006 4:56:33 PM)
Most definately, get some pussy. I mean adopt a kitty cat. Whenever you want to sleep the cat will pester you for attention and take over the pillow, blissfully sinking her/his claws into your inner thigh and batting the tail into your eyes, as the fur wafts upwards through the afternoon light. I even have a sandbox to offer as a starter. [:D] So I am all ready to go to the beach and play but there are too many tourists from the Central Valley on the Coast. What should I do? quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I keep having to take small naps during the day because I get so tired. Is there something I can do to remedy this?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2006 10:00:21 AM)
use makeup to paint open weeping pus-filled sores on your face,arms and legs wear a white pair of bathers and draw a big unsightly brown patch over your butt when you get to your favourite spot at the beach play some death metal on your stereo really loudly and sing along (badly) burp and fart loudly and often as you are walking to the waters edge exclain loudly that you are so glad that the doctor said that your herpes isn't infectious anymore I am pretty sure that you will soon find that those pesky tourists have conveniently left I am starting to obsess about other people on here being much funnier than me, given that acknowledging this is not an option due to my competitive nature do you have any other suggestions? So I am all ready to go to the beach and play but there are too many tourists from the Central Valley on the Coast. What should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/1/2006 11:57:39 PM)
Head out to the nearest Open Mic night and try a new career as a stand-up comic. I cannot decide between pancakes or french toast for brunch. What should I do? quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone I am starting to obsess about other people on here being much funnier than me, given that acknowledging this is not an option due to my competitive nature do you have any other suggestions?

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 8:22:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval I cannot decide between pancakes or french toast for brunch. What should I do? Have both, Layer them alternating so you get a bit of each in every bite. The little humidity we get makes it hard to breathe. How can I make it easier to breathe?

ArtimisBlack -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 11:25:47 AM)
Buy a large spray bottle and fill it with water. Continuously spray in front of you wherever you go and please don't worry about getting other people wet. They will enjoy it. This is especially effective around live electricity. I want to furnish my new apartment, but even though I work full time, I can’t afford to. What should I do to make a lot of money, fast?

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:50:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that? Home depot. New toilet.

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:51:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thanatosian go get a can of rust colored paint that is good for use on porcelain and paint the entire toilet rust colored - voila! no more unsightly rust stains visible Now THAT's good advice! "When everyone else zigs....zag".

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:53:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I want to hang up a bird feeder, what kind should I use? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Now....does anyone know how to get a full mouthfull of Pepsi off my monitor?)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:55:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: How do I get doms to stay away from Mine? STD's ROFLMFFAO (three times!) Okay....now does anyone know how to stop a persistant cough caused from laughing my fucking ass off?

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:56:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot How do I make iced tea from scratch? (You don't...that's gross...and I'm never eating at your house again!)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 1:58:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mistrix hehe...I would see the doc about the abortion..... I wished for a penis for a day but it hasn't happened. What should I do?? I have one I could loan you. (Hey...I'm a giver, what can I say?)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 2:02:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Oumae I want a holiday where should I go? (I've always had a personal fondness for Seattle...but that's just me)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 2:06:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I have a blood stain on my carpet, how do I get rid of it? Contact your local CSI. They'll have several ideas.

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 2:09:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble If you are only spotting, you need to cut deeper for a more uniform flow. The snow season is now over. What should I do with my snow blower? (Could this answer somehow be connected to the problem with the neighbors dog?)

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 2:13:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyCaptainsPet What should i do to get over my fear of the dark? Easy: Move to Alaska for 6 months, then Antarctica for the other.

LTRsubNW -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/2/2006 2:14:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce Should I muzzle my dog to stop her incessant barking at the cars going by my house all night? No. Two words: Spike Strips.

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