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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 1:41:49 PM)
quote: I've been having really wierd thoughts lately and not sure how to tell ppl about them. They might think am not a nice and good girl. any ideas? Go to your local church on Sunday and get up in front of the congregation and tell them all about it. I haven't been sleeping well, and I am fairly upset about it because it feels like my brain is hanging halfway out of my skull. Other than drinking or drugs, I need a way to get a good night's sleep.

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 8:18:05 PM)
Don't worry about it.. well at least not until your 10th day without sleep. You can worry on day 10 because no one has lived more than 11 days with no sleep. If you feel your skull is hangin out of your head, ace wrap your head, that will keep everything nice and tight. One of my neigbors comes over when I am at work and picks my flowers from my garden. Is it justifiable to retaliate? Is so, what can I do to get even? mbmbn

mstrj69 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 8:57:02 PM)
One of my neigbors comes over when I am at work and picks my flowers from my garden. Is it justifiable to retaliate? Is so, what can I do to get even? Plant some flowers in their yard that you know they will not like. (I would have suggested marijuana and then reported him to the police but you might get caught too.) After all if they want yours so bad, you are just giving them what they wants

mstrj69 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 9:06:17 PM)
How do I decide when I have given a prospective slave enough time to meet me, or what is enough time?

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 10:16:43 PM)
quote: How do I decide when I have given a prospective slave enough time to meet me, or what is enough time? When the bones start crumbling to dust, I'd say that's enough time. I've got SO much painting to do, and it keeps raining, so it's taking longer than I anticipated. How can I make the job go more quickly?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 10:04:32 AM)
quote: I've got SO much painting to do, and it keeps raining, so it's taking longer than I anticipated. How can I make the job go more quickly? Call your local government offices and have them erect a plastic bubble over your part of town so the rain will not stop you from your work. I have so many books and not enough shelf space for them. I do not want to throw any out, so what can I do with the extras?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 10:14:23 AM)
I have the same problem and a plan of action. Tear out the interior roof of your apartment and create a ceiling library in the beams and rafters. Do not worry, your deposit should cover the cost. It is so quiet around here with the students gone. But pretty soon the senior citizens from NYC and NJ by way of Arizona will show up. How do I keep them from hogging the swimming pool and the treadmills in the Rec Center? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I have so many books and not enough shelf space for them. I do not want to throw any out, so what can I do with the extras?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 10:40:12 AM)
quote: It is so quiet around here with the students gone. But pretty soon the senior citizens from NYC and NJ by way of Arizona will show up. How do I keep them from hogging the swimming pool and the treadmills in the Rec Center? As they get off the bus... pose as someone from Homeland Security and confiscate their walkers, canes, support shoes, medicines, Depends and hard candy. That will slow them down if not stop them altogether. Very soon in the stadium across the street from my apartment the marching band competitions are going to start. They are loud, annoying and finding a place to park is next to impossible. How can I cope with all of this?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 10:47:55 AM)
Well Gauge, for the noise, I suggest fuzzy ear-muffs. To get rid of the people gawking at you in the apartment, turning up the air conditioner full blast while practicing full nudity with the curtains and blinds open. To get your own parking space, pay some local teenagers to loiter in a space large enough to park your car in every evening. Today is over-cast and I want to go to the beach. Do I need to wear sun-screen? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Very soon in the stadium across the street from my apartment the marching band competitions are going to start. They are loud, annoying and finding a place to park is next to impossible. How can I cope with all of this?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 10:56:36 AM)
Ofcourse not. Cloud cover protects you from all UV rays. make sure you slather yourself in oils to enhance what little sun there is. I'm really bad at remembering peoples names. I need to record items for certain people but i hate always having to re-ask them who they are. What can i do to help remember everybody?

txpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 11:28:53 AM)
Stop worrying about calling people by their names and use terms of endearment for all ... such Mr. Big Nose, Ms. Ugly Earrings, etc. You won't forget who each person is and they will thank you for being so personally interested int hem. i have neighbors that play music loudly at 3am ... these neighbors are also drug dealers ... what should i do to get some quiet time?

LadyNoel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 11:42:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: txpet i have neighbors that play music loudly at 3am ... these neighbors are also drug dealers ... what should i do to get some quiet time? Make contact with a rival drug dealer in the early evening. By 3am the shooting should be over and the police cars might even be gone. My little brother keeps coming to visit from college and bringing huge carloads of dirty laundry. What can I do to get him to stop doing this?

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 11:43:25 AM)
Leave your laundy pile up until his next visit, then tell him you have to get yours caught up first. I have a hugh pimple in the middle of my forhead and a very formal party to go to tonight. How can I get rid of the pimple and all signs of it before the party?

txpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/23/2006 6:35:49 PM)
Get a knife and dig it out. Sure it might be bloody and icky but no one will ever guess that there had ever been a zit there! i freaked out and ran and hid in a closet pulling the door closed and locked from the ohter side. How do i get out?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 8:52:21 AM)
since you have been lucky enough to lock yourself in the cupboard with your computer google the local fire services, email them and say you want to report that you saw a naked woman displaying herself wantonly and give your own address. When they break down your door 30 seconds later yell for help from the cupboard. Some guy had added me to his favourites list without contacting me before or after, he has now taken me off and I feel hurt. What should I do?

txpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 10:47:27 AM)
Contact everyone you can on CollarMe and explaint hat you have been psychologically abused! Post about it! Try to get the man thrown off of CollarMe!! i need to make extra money quickly but Master won't allow me to use any orifices, what do i do?

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 10:51:35 AM)
Offer hand jobs at a Dollar apiece. At that price you will have lots of takers and will end up with lots of money. Add a dollar to the price for them to be able to cum on your body. I got my nipples pierced 3 months ago, and they are still crusty and oozing, what should I do?

kittinSol -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 11:18:52 AM)
Get nipple replacements. They make really acceptable silicone ones now. Then you can get piercings galore. I never had any sort of piercing anywhere, bar for my ears, which healed over 15 years ago (earrings just look wrong on me lol). Whatever shall I do? I feel left out.

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 12:59:41 PM)
quote: I never had any sort of piercing anywhere, bar for my ears, which healed over 15 years ago (earrings just look wrong on me lol). Whatever shall I do? I feel left out. You know that tribe where the women elongate their necks with rings? Well... If you like collars and want to sort of be unique, try that. If it doesn't work out for you, you will have to wear a large block of cement on your head to reverse the elongation process. It is raining out and I really should wash my car but I don't want to wash it because it is raining out. I am now too confused as to what to do. What should I do?

enigmabrat -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/24/2006 1:28:18 PM)
run around naked in the rain singing "its raining men" Iv lost my Dom friends favorate paddle what should I do

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