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BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 2:23:20 PM)
quote: I am afraid that wandersalone might actually follow my advice. What can I do to reassure myself? Change your name, dye your hair, get a fake passport, leave the country and deny, deny, deny. We are moving and got notice yesterday that the complex will be showing our apartment to prospective tenants next week. Right now, my bedroom looks more like a dungeon than a bedroom. If I take the toys down and pack them.. then we don't have access. If I leave them up, it may garner Himself and I some new play partners or.. get us arrested. What should we do?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 2:55:59 PM)
quote: If I leave them up, it may garner Himself and I some new play partners or.. get us arrested. Leave them up! Either alternative you site provides access to a 'dungeon'. The whole house and compound is ours and ours alone this weekend~!! No 'replicants', no guests, no business meetings, no need to lock up the dungeon room! What should be the play party theme for Saturday night? (Maybe this should be posted in the open forum?)

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 10:40:23 PM)
quote: The whole house and compound is ours and ours alone this weekend~!! No 'replicants', no guests, no business meetings, no need to lock up the dungeon room! What should be the play party theme for Saturday night? (Maybe this should be posted in the open forum?) Fleas: Myth or Reality? You know... come to think of it... maybe this is why I don't get invited to many parties. I have been having very vivid dreams lately. It is not upsetting me but I am up and down all night and I wake up tired. What should I do?

bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 10:48:56 PM)
Drink a cup of nyquil that ought to keep ya down for a while. I have been invited to a party, but i really don't want to go... what shall I ever do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 10:56:29 PM)
quote: I have been invited to a party, but i really don't want to go... what shall I ever do? RSVP to the host that you have aquired a rare flesh eating disease and that if you attend you will likely infect everyone. If the host says that is OK, then you will have to dip several parts of your body in corrosive acid and go to the party. I think I am getting more and more cynical as I get older. What can I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 1:50:07 AM)
Indulge your inner adolescent and do all the shit you used to do in high school. Failing that, rent a DVD of all the "Beavis and Butthead" shows and their movie too. Watch these classics while under the influence of mind altering substances. One of roommates moved out and left all sorts of random stuff behind. What should I do with it? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I think I am getting more and more cynical as I get older. What can I do?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 5:32:21 AM)
'accidentally' sell it all on ebay and have a party with the proceeds!!! For the second day in a row I embarassed myself at work, this time forgetting to wear my watch and borrowing one from a colleague so I could keep an eye on the time while running a group only to find that I had actually put my watch on my left hand (usually wear it on my right)... so had two watches on in front of strangers. What message is my 'inner child' trying to give me?

kittinSol -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 9:53:11 AM)
Your inner child is calling you back to the age and moment when you learnt left from right :-) I frolic too much in the grass at night and get eaten alive by mosquitoes (I'm their primary source of nourishment - they can't get enough of me). Note: I am allergic to whatever it is they inject into the epidermis and the bites grow to the size of volcanoes. I have a cluster of 32 on the lower left region of my back: not pweeeety. Thing is I simply don't want to stop frolicking in the grass at night: mosquito repellent doesn't work. Whatever shall I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 10:54:34 AM)
quote: I frolic too much in the grass at night and get eaten alive by mosquitoes (I'm their primary source of nourishment - they can't get enough of me). Note: I am allergic to whatever it is they inject into the epidermis and the bites grow to the size of volcanoes. I have a cluster of 32 on the lower left region of my back: not pweeeety. Thing is I simply don't want to stop frolicking in the grass at night: mosquito repellent doesn't work. Whatever shall I do? Look, it isn't the insect's fault that they need your blood so the best way to deal with it is to give it to them. Go to your nearest blood center and give several pints of blood. Tell the center that they can keep one and give you the rest. Then, at night, put the bag of blood out in the grass and let them dine in peace and you go frolic. I can't seem to dust my apartment enough. Every time I do, the next day it is dusty again. Is there a way that I can solve this problem?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 9:33:30 PM)
You can purchase dust-mites on E-Bay to solve this problem. What should I do to alleviate the seasonal allergies that are making my eyes water and causing sinus irritation? [:o] Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I can't seem to dust my apartment enough. Every time I do, the next day it is dusty again. Is there a way that I can solve this problem?

maybemaybenot -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 9:48:02 PM)
Get two very very teeny rubber tubes, about 4 inches long shoud be fine. Tape one end of the tube right below the eye, where the tears flow. Insert the other end of the tube in your nose and secure with tape. This will drain the watery eyes AND lubricate the nasal passage. Whenever I drink Tequilla, I get intoxicated. What can be done to prevent this? mbmbn

bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 11:11:07 PM)
Drink More...Lot's more!! and you wont care about your level of intoxication. I am hopelessly in love... Is there and cure for this???

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 11:39:39 PM)
quote: I am hopelessly in love... Is there and cure for this??? Yes. Marriage. I am thinking of making a nice cup of tea before bed but I know that if I do I will be up several times to pee during the night. How can I enjoy my tea and get a good night's sleep too?

bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/21/2006 11:42:48 PM)
Try a shot or three of cognac thats will fix ya right up I think I need a midnight snack... what should I have?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 4:22:36 AM)
I am sure most dieticians would recommend that you have some chocolate, alcohol and a large strong coffee ... then you can stay up all night from all the caffeine and stuff and ponder what you can have for breakfast Help me, after a diet consisting of chocolate, coffee and alcohol I now find that I am having nightmares about fruit and vegies attacking me, what can I do?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 8:31:06 AM)
Molest the fruit and vegies then they will be running away from you instead s and if not then atleast you can have some fun in your dreams. I'm having vivid sex dreams and having a hard time concentrating on anything else while at work. My boss is going to get annoyed if i don't do something productive soon. What can I do to refocus myself?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 9:24:44 AM)
Picture Guage in his favourite pink tutu doing pirouettes around the office.... there that should get your mind back on work! How do I stop my nailpolish from always flaking off when I go in the spa at the gym?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 11:00:18 AM)
quote: Picture Guage in his favourite pink tutu doing pirouettes around the office.... there that should get your mind back on work! Man... even I think that is a bad image. quote: How do I stop my nailpolish from always flaking off when I go in the spa at the gym? Cast your hands in concrete before you go to the spa. This will allow the nail polish to stay firmly in place. I found a bug crawling on me while I was enjoying my morning coffee on the porch. I hate bugs crawling on me. Is there some sort of repellent that I can use that is environmentally friendly?

txpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 11:23:01 AM)
The best way to get bugs off of Yourself is to set Yourself on fire. The bugs hate the heat and the smoke so no new ones will come anywhere near you! i'm bored .. what should i do?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/22/2006 1:28:18 PM)
Masterbate on teh corner of main street until someone complains or asks to join in. IT's a really popular activity and will get you lots of attention. You won't be bored for long. Trust me [:D] I've been having really wierd thoughts lately and not sure how to tell ppl about them. They might think am not a nice and good girl. any ideas?

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