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missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/16/2006 9:07:50 PM)
Go pick up some Orsen Wells tapes. My staple gun clogged with blood and skin, how do I get it unjammed?

Bluebird -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/16/2006 10:22:20 PM)
Soak it in peroxide. And Benji, umm, have you never heard of spanking the monkey? How do I get the image of Benji's wiggling leg out of my brain now?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/17/2006 12:55:03 PM)
How do I get the image of Benji's wiggling leg out of my brain now? .... Bluebird, I don't want you in any circumstances to think of pink elephants at all!!!!!!.... hehehehe now no more benji in your brain [image]http://www.angiecrabtree.com/images/gallery/pinkelephant_small.jpg[/image] How can I get rich and famous really quickly without going to jail and not having any special talents? edited to add the damn picture of the elephant

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/17/2006 6:24:27 PM)
quote: How can I get rich and famous really quickly without going to jail and not having any special talents? Become President of the United States. I took a long nap this afternoon and I am nowhere close to being tired. What can I do to tire myself out?

HouseofBear -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/17/2006 6:29:36 PM)
Run around your house at top speed 100 times nekkid. If not tired, repeat until you drop. Ok, now I have this weird image of Gauge running nekkid around his house stuck in my head. I need some better entertainment. What would be interesting tonight?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/17/2006 10:08:15 PM)
I have found really good entertainment is to imagine guage naked with groucho marx glasses on and holding a bullwhip..... i have fallen and i cant get up....

missalice -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/17/2006 10:13:19 PM)
roll downstairs. roll! .... i'm obsessed with vin deisel and i can't stop watching the Chronicles of Riddick.. again and again and again

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 3:20:15 AM)
Sell all of your possessions, and move to where ever he is. Stalk him. You are a Domme, so make him yours by what ever method that you have to. He will submit to you in the end. One of my co-workers has not been showering, what should I do?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 5:39:50 AM)
get a nose job and hope the surgeon botches it and severs the nerves that affect your sense of smell I bought a new handbag yesterday, what shall I do with the 286 unused ones in my cupboard?

Kindred2Evil -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 7:50:39 AM)
Find a Domme or Dom who loves handbags and send them all to her coughs over here [;)] My kittens have turned into miniature evil beings who are intent on destroying my puzzle that is FINALLY put together...what should I do??

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 8:46:33 AM)
101 ways to WOK your kitten. Cat. . . It is the other white meat. I cannot find 75 East. . . Can someone help me?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 2:02:57 PM)
ask the drug dealers and pimps on the corner.....oh and wear something skimpy..... there is a box of ring dings in my closet that are seducing me......but i want to stay faithfull to the hard boiled eggs and carrots i was going to eat what shaould i do

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 11:07:47 PM)
Stick them all in the blender together, that way you will only be unfaithful 1/3 of the time. There is a drought starting. How do I help conserve water?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/18/2006 11:30:37 PM)
dont pee....hold it in. my feet itch

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/19/2006 6:37:04 AM)
rub poison ivy on your breasts and then you will forget about your feet itching (thanking whoever had written about poison ivy on another thread) I think I have made plans with too many people for this weekend and am not sure who should get the flick?

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/19/2006 11:06:49 AM)
Just ignore all plans you made and do your own thing. No one will mind. My hearing aid batteries are dead, how can I get more without having to go to the store?

bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/19/2006 1:19:34 PM)
Turn up your stereo and television insanely loud so that it irritates the neighbors and they will gladly retrive you some. I would really like a nap but have a ton of chores to get done... what should I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/19/2006 1:33:23 PM)
Have the house boy do the chores and the house girl give you a manicure, pedicure and massage before your nap. Use her soft breasts as your pillow. I want to go watch "The Omen" and take a scardy-cat friend along just to watch her squirm. What bribes should I use to accomplish this objective? Vendava

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 1:42:55 AM)
Tell her you are both going to see the top secret world premiere of a remake of The Titanic because you know how much she loves soppy romantic films and act really surprised that the bastards changed the film I wore my jumper back to front to work today (honestly!) how can I stop everyone from teasing me about this tomorrow?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/20/2006 10:09:30 AM)
quote: I wore my jumper back to front to work today (honestly!) how can I stop everyone from teasing me about this tomorrow? Well, there are a few ways to do this. One would be to wear your slacks backwards tomorrow. The other would be to call a few dozen friends to come to work with you and have all of them wear their jumpers backwards and claim that it is a new fashion style or finally, what the hell do you think pipe bombs are for? I am afraid that wandersalone might actually follow my advice. What can I do to reassure myself?

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