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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 6:30:19 PM)

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ok I used the phone still did not reach Him, now what?


Ummm... your arms are only so long my dear. I doubt you will reach him from where you are.

(hoping crouchingtigeress doesn't notice that I am not giving her external validation)

I am trying to ignore someones question. They seem to want something that I think it would be funnier not to answer. What should I do?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 7:29:10 PM)

I feel it is always best to ignore them the way the old schoolers used to ignore folks, by singing lalalalalala with your fingers in you ears and wearing groucho marx glasses so we cant recognize you.....no honestly I swear this is the best way to ignore some one and i promise you it does not look silly at all.....
 
I am trying to imagine Gauge with groucho marx glasses and naked holding a whip but I can seem to focus....what should i do???



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:15:19 PM)

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I am trying to imagine Gauge with groucho marx glasses and naked holding a whip but I can seem to focus....what should i do???


Open your email babe... heh. Wait, that is good advice.

Ummm... my suggestion to you would be to begin making sketches of me, naked with a whip and Groucho glasses. Then do it in pastels, then water color, then oil paints. I think you should focus by that time.


I forgot what I was going to say. What was I going to say?



Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:31:19 PM)

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I forgot what I was going to say. What was I going to say?


You were going to say that you're sending a naked pic of you in Groucho glasses and wielding a whip to all the women on this forum.  I haven't gotten mine yet.
 
I'm getting my hair done tomorrow.  What should I have done to it?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:34:00 PM)

you were going to tell us what is in your hand in your picture.....i think it might be a quarter that my uncle stashed behind my ear 20 years ago but i just dont know....
 
 
I am making a naked sketch of Gauge with pastels buuuuut..They are messy and ..I keep making a mess all over the couch...what should I do?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:37:02 PM)

I think you would look nice in annie curls.....it might inspire you to break out in song.....and we would love that!!!!
 
ps i dint get my nekkie pic of gauge either.....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image] what should we do???



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:38:42 PM)

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I'm getting my hair done tomorrow.  What should I have done to it?


Cornrows babe, cornrows are all the rage.

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 I am making a naked sketch of Gauge with pastels buuuuut..They are messy and ..I keep making a mess all over the couch...what should I do? 


You mean to tell me that you didn't stay on the paper? If you cant color properly then you won't color at all.


I gave someone my Internet password because they asked me for it. Should I have done that?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:52:16 PM)

Yes if it was me, because i have no short term memory and i will forget it imediatly....was it me???
 
I have an as of yet unrequited crush on James spader that i have had for 20 years...what should i do?



bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:57:23 PM)

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I gave someone my Internet password because they asked me for it. Should I have done that?

Sure!  I think that access to you bank account would have been better ;)

I need a new pet, what should I get?





crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 9:59:21 PM)

[sm=banana.gif]One of these!!!
 
 
I have an as of yet unrequited crush on James Spader that i have had for 20 years...what should i do?



bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 10:21:56 PM)

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I have an as of yet unrequited crush on James Spader that i have had for 20 years...what should i do?


Stalk him!

I am taking a trip to Maui... what should I bring?






crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 10:44:56 PM)

leather chaps and bunny slippers...it really all any of us wear here.....truly....


My dog wont come when I call her.....



bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 11:15:37 PM)

Tell her to hang up her cell phone and get over there

I wasnt to incorperate vegetables into playtoys what should I use and how do i go about it?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 11:33:22 PM)

laffs!!!
 
start with an easy one....watermelon and lots of lube...
 
i think i want to star in a rodeo, but i dont know how to ride a horse....what shall i doo?



bancheeEB -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/14/2006 11:49:47 PM)

I think you would make a great rodeo clown nothing like having the crap beat out of you by an angry bull ;)

I want to take flying lessons  should I start up on the roof?  or have a Dominant friend I have just knock me across the room?

Crouchingtigress please check your collerme mail =D





ShreveportMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/15/2006 10:57:46 AM)

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I am having a hard time managing my time. Sometimes I don't even know if I am coming or going. What should I do?


Easy, look at what's spurting out. If it's white you're coming, if it's yellow you/re going..and if it's green, you'd better be going to the doc!

I've recently taken up trapshooting...where can I find a recipe to cook up all these clay pigeons?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/15/2006 11:26:41 AM)

banchee: i think getting your dominant fried to knock you across the room sounds dreamy!!!
 
Shrevport: I am pretty sure Martha just did a whole show on cooking Terra cotta.....fava beans and Chianti if i remember right....
 
One breast in bigger then the other....hard to buy clothes and i wont consider surgery...what shall i doo?



txpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/15/2006 12:00:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

 
One breast in bigger then the other....hard to buy clothes and i wont consider surgery...what shall i doo?


Oh, that's an easy one!
Bind the larger one as small as you can ... oh wait is that really BAD advice?
giggle

i keep getting candle wax all over the sheets and it doesn't want to come out ... what do i do?



crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/15/2006 12:10:34 PM)

entice it with chocolate it always works for me!!!
 
 
i think i need a cavity filled....but i dont have a toothache....what should i do?



Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/15/2006 1:30:07 PM)

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i think i need a cavity filled....but i dont have a toothache....what should i do?


Poke around the hole with a small electric drill. See if you can drill it out yourself. Then, if you don't hit the nerve and have a toothache by then then you did something wrong.


My TV is having self esteeme issues because I don't use it enough. Has anyone ever had this problem?



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