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akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 11:58:54 AM)
dress up in really trampy cloths and stand on the corner near your hotel. Not only will lots of guys come talk to you but you can make a little extra cash on the side. I want to become more involved with some one but not sure how to tell him. How can I show him or tell him what i'm seeking with out openly saying it?

missgiveNTake -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 3:58:39 PM)
On his Birthday deliver a nude singing telegram in person. I hate bras but don't want my breast to ever meet my knees. Is there another way to support them without a bra?

denika -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 5:01:18 PM)
staple gun.... or duct tape either one works great S or possibly even a hot glue gun for a more permant lift. I think my dog ate the tv remote and the switches on the tv don't work any more, how can I change the channel? denika

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 5:45:37 PM)
Let your dog hump your leg...while humping he will push the buttons, changing the channels...just pull him off when you get to the channel you want. Not able to make my bills this month, what should I do? C

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 7:46:45 PM)
Take what little money you have and go to the casino. You'll win more then you need. I'm sure of it. If you start losing don't worry just pull more off you're credit cards. You will win eventually. I really want a puppy, but i'm not allowed pets where i live. Should I sneak one in or is there a better alternative?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 8:00:03 PM)
Get a hairless chihuahua and dress it in infant clothes...get a stroller, etc...if ANYTHING is said look insulted, make a comment about your niece and run away crying. I have to meet my ex's boyfriend at my son's graduation tomorrow, what should I do? (BTW grandparents, etc will be there and the ex still won't admit she's bringing him, though he told my son he'ld be there...) C

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 10:15:15 PM)
quote: I have to meet my ex's boyfriend at my son's graduation tomorrow, what should I do? (BTW grandparents, etc will be there and the ex still won't admit she's bringing him, though he told my son he'ld be there...) Walk right up to your ex's boyfriend and say in a very loud voice "Hey, did she ever find out what caused that rash on her cunt?" and walk away. I need to know something but I am afraid to ask because I am afraid that someone will make fun of me. What should I do?

CERCKL -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/12/2006 10:21:01 PM)
<evil grin> It'll be my first time meeting him and I think it's BS pulling it in this fashion...had found out they were, before I found out about being left...love your suggestion. So, you had a question, right? Let's see...I know, tell the person you think'll make fun of you for asking that you know they're too goddamned stupid to have any clue but would they know someone who might be able to answer your question; when they get upset, tell them nevermind, they only know stupid ass punks anyway and you'll just ask a stranger or google it... BTW, when I meet the boyfriend for the first time, should I pepperspray him in the face ala Hunter S Thompson and then kick him in the balls or just ask about the ex's rash? C

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 1:40:07 PM)
quote: BTW, when I meet the boyfriend for the first time, should I pepperspray him in the face ala Hunter S Thompson and then kick him in the balls or just ask about the ex's rash? Since it is going to be a festive occasion, ask about the rash first and then pepper spray and a good hoof to the nads. That will set the tone nicely. I am thinking of starting up a .com business. Any advice on how I should do this?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 3:57:04 PM)
Invest your life-savings into the first product that comes your way oh and make sure you website has tons of ads and annimations. I have a sore throat, what should i do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 4:35:12 PM)
quote: I have a sore throat, what should i do? Gargle with the juice from 4 pounds of maggots. It might not make the sore throat go away, but it will take your mind off of it for quite a while. I keep getting spiders in my apartment. Now, I am not overly fond of spiders. What should I do?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 4:51:06 PM)
Spiders dont like shakespere, read two hours every night, and train a parrot to pick up the slack while you are at work. I have writers block what should i do?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 4:55:06 PM)
Go watch some porn and relax. You're creative juices will start flowing again with the rest of you. If that doesn't work go find a really old not well known book close to what you are writing and just borrow a couple ideas. No one will know the difference I've been told I have an abnormally high sex drive. what can I do to be normal?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 4:58:36 PM)
wait....that was really really goooood advice.....[;)] well you are what you eat, have you tried eating some of these normal people? I am paranoid...please tell me...no dont....yes actually please tell me what to do????..

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:21:44 PM)
quote: I am paranoid...please tell me...no dont....yes actually please tell me what to do????.. Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. First of all, have two of those large truck side mirrors bolted to your head. Second, place cameras everywhere in your home... closets, basement, attic, under the bed, in the washer and dryer... you get the idea. Have a receiver implanted into your brain to constantly feed you the pictures from the cameras. Between the mirrors and the cameras, I would say you have things covered. It is really warm in my apartment. I have the windows open but there is little or no breeze out. How can I get it to cool down in here?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:27:52 PM)
get a drill and duct tape 7 cds to it so that it makes an electric pin weel i owe my ex money i dont have what should i do?

denika -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:39:33 PM)
wait till he isn't looking and whack him the head with a shovel, then you can bury him, see no more worry about owing him money or returning any of his stuff s ps I would also go to his home and steal everything you can hawk and solve the money problem. My hubbie was feeling in the mood and accidently grabbed the crazy glue instead of the lube, he can't get his hand off his prick, bit hard to go to work like that, what should he do? denika

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:41:30 PM)
quote: i owe my ex money i dont have what should i do? Hire someone to break his legs. Why? Just because. If he comes to you and asks why you had someone break his legs, tell him because he owes you money. When he looks at you as if you are a space alien, kick him in both legs. Then have someone break his arms. Then you will have the money to pay him back. I can't choose which CD's to duct tape to my power drill. How can I decide?

crouchingtigress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:43:00 PM)
laffing like crazy.[:D] that was a great one! He needs to find another job then. My dogs farts smell awful....

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/13/2006 10:51:44 PM)
You have one of 2 choices. You can stop sniffing your dogs butt. or give him and enema and then spray perfume up there. For added insurance hang an airfreshener from his tail. I've lost myself and have no idea where to look. Any idea?

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