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VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/6/2006 10:01:05 PM)
Force feed them a Personalized Protein Shake...if you know what I mean. My brain hurts from trying to make interesting posts. What can I do?

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/6/2006 10:07:32 PM)
Take a whole bunch of No-Doze and keep writing all night. The radio is playing some hot dance music but if I start dancing this late, the neighbors will complain. What should I do? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: VandalHeart My brain hurts from trying to make interesting posts. What can I do?

VandalHeart -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/6/2006 10:25:04 PM)
Go knock on their door naked and invite them over to dance I TOOK TOO MUCH NO DOZE AND NOW I CAN'T STOP TYPING AND TALKING AND THINKING DEAR GOD THE THOUGHTS I KEEP THINKING BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE CONNECTIONS IN MY BRAIN THAT STILL HURTS AND NOW I WANT TO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES BUT I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE TO PLAY BESIDES IT TAKES TOO LONG TO LOAD THE GAMES AND NOW I THINK I'LL GO DRINK SOME OSDA YOU DON'T THINK THAT MUCH CAFFEINNE IS BAD FOR YOU DO YOU DID I SPELL CAFFEINNE CORRECTLY OH CRAP I ThiNK I'm gOnNa cRAsh now... zzzzZZZzzz...zzzZZZzzz...zzzZZZzzz...whuh...huh? What should I do now?

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 12:43:42 AM)
Eat some chocolate covered expresso beans to counteract the effects of the crash. How do you stop a dog from barking in the fronst seat of your car?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 1:38:36 AM)
Strap the dog to the roof of the car. Its 4:37 am and i cant sleep. I have errands to do in a few hours. What do i do?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 9:56:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx Its 4:37 am and i cant sleep. I have errands to do in a few hours. What do i do? Just call in late; your boss won't mind. In fact, he suggested you not come in at all. My boss is sexually harrassing me. What should I tell her?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 10:57:20 AM)
quote: My boss is sexually harrassing me. What should I tell her? Ask her if her feet smell. When she says no, then say, "Well then it must be your stanky snatch." and walk away calmly. I think I need some psychological help but I don't want to go to a therapist. Is there any way I can acomplish that?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 12:43:37 PM)
Post all your problems, worries and concerns here on the boards and all the wonderful people will give you very good sane, helpful advice. LOL I have two dates on the same night. I like both guys alot, what should i do?

marieToo -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 12:46:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: My boss is sexually harrassing me. What should I tell her? Ask her if her feet smell. When she says no, then say, "Well then it must be your stanky snatch." and walk away calmly. snatch??? did he just say snatch???

Dustyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 1:41:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: akisha I have two dates on the same night. I like both guys alot, what should i do? Pretend you have a split personality and go on a double date... I just got off the phone with my mother and my beer is no longer cold... should I blame her?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 2:20:30 PM)
Yes, call her back and bitch that she called and talked to long and made your beer warm. Tell her she can only call at specific times and to always ask First if you have an open beer or anything else that will get warm or cold while she wants to talk to you. If you do she either can call back or wait patiently on the phone until you are finished said item. Then and only then will you speak to her. ok i went out with both guys at the same time, they hit it off and now want to only date each other. How can i make them want me again?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 2:37:14 PM)
quote: ok i went out with both guys at the same time, they hit it off and now want to only date each other. How can i make them want me again? Tell them that you were once a man. I keep hearing a knocking sound when I apply my breaks to my car. Is this serious and if you think it is, is there a way to fix it?

akisha -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 2:59:30 PM)
Go back and hit the guy in the trunk till he stops moving, that way he'll quit knocking. Try not to make alot of blood splatter though as it's hard to clean up. Also blockade the body so it doesn't slide around when you hit the brakes. I have an hour of work still but I don't want to be here. everyone else already left. what should I do? sighs i really need to learn to spell

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 4:03:53 PM)
quote: I have an hour of work still but I don't want to be here. everyone else already left. what should I do? Go masturbate on your boss' desk. I am going on my first vacation in seven years next week. I am wondering if I should take anything along with me to do... just in case it rains.

Vendaval -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 7:55:33 PM)
Sure, take a bunch of stuff you need to organize with you, that way you can multi-task while laying out on the beach. I want to take a train trip across the country. Should I book tickets or just hop on the freight trains in the yard? Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am going on my first vacation in seven years next week. I am wondering if I should take anything along with me to do... just in case it rains.

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 8:13:27 PM)
quote: I want to take a train trip across the country. Should I book tickets or just hop on the freight trains in the yard? Neither. Get yourself a horse and, once the train gets out of the switching yard and out in the open, race your horse alongside it and jump into the first open boxcar. It's really cool, and super easy to do. You'll love it. Then, once you're inside the boxcar, you'll find all sorts of interesting... ummmm... people (?) to make the trip more exciting. According to a certain someone, my grammar is slipping. How can I correct this problem?

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/7/2006 11:12:33 PM)
tell grampa to hold her up! I have a friend who's falling in love with a skunk, I think this really stinks. What should I tell her?

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/8/2006 3:20:48 AM)
Tell her to make Skunk Marsala. . . just like on Iron Chef. It is so disgusting that only the most expensive restraunts make it. . . without a trace of skunk in it. Trust me. How do I prevent getting brain freeze from eating Ice Cream?

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/8/2006 3:25:12 AM)
have a lobotomy first. Hmm, now my friend wants to go out for Skunk marsala, how do I get LaMalinche to pay the check since bringing up the dish in question? [8D]

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/8/2006 4:16:38 AM)
Well. . . first start by brushing her hair. Then paint her nails. Then you can walk her labs. Change the oil in her car. . . and the filter. Next, wash the windows. Wash her dishes. Mop her floors. Massage her back. Massage her feet. Make her a coconut creme pie. Feed her the coconut creme pie. Peel her a grape. Buy her a new outfit to go to dinner in. Fuel her car. Drive to pick up your friend. Hold towels while she takes advantage of your friend. Hand out towels afterwards. Serve pre-dinner cocktails. Drive us all to the restaurant. I ask for so little. How do I stay awake at work?

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