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Wolf1020 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 7:38:36 PM)
free toilet paper I need a new car what should I get

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 8:08:57 PM)
F-16 Fighter Jet. . . for when you need to be somewhere very very quickly. Plus, it has the added feature of being able to bomb those people that piss you off. I have to choose between the body of a 20 year old and the body of a forty year old. . . where should I keep it?

Dustyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 8:57:24 PM)
In the trunk of your car. The smell will keep away the curious. I have developed this open wound on my shoulder. Should I be concerned about it spreading?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:09:05 PM)
no, in fact you should pick at it untill it seeps and gets sore then scratch other places on your body as well [:D] I'm bored... what should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:26:31 PM)
quote: I'm bored... what should I do? Go down to the local police station and tell them you're a hooker and ask them if they can make change for a hundred dollar bill because you've got a client waiting. Menopause is effecting me in ways I never dreamed off and I am to the point where I just want sex with anything that's smooth and girthy (doesn't even have to be alive at this point!) Should I just jump on everything I see or is there some sort of medication I can take to lessen my libido

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:35:13 PM)
quote: Menopause is effecting me in ways I never dreamed off and I am to the point where I just want sex with anything that's smooth and girthy (doesn't even have to be alive at this point!) Should I just jump on everything I see or is there some sort of medication I can take to lessen my libido Oh hell... go with it. Attach dildos to every chair in your house, so no matter where you are, you can have something smooth and girthy. Now that I think about it... that's not such a bad idea... (I'm in that boat with you) Thinking about attaching dildos on all the chairs in the house made me horny, I don't have permission to masturbate, and Master won't be home for 2 more days. What should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:38:03 PM)
quote: Oh hell... go with it. Attach dildos to every chair in your house, so no matter where you are, you can have something smooth and girthy. Now that I think about it... that's not such a bad idea... (I'm in that boat with you) Thinking about attaching dildos on all the chairs in the house made me horny, I don't have permission to masturbate, and Master won't be home for 2 more days. What should I do? Come over to my house! You can help me attach dildo's (or sumpin) to all the furniture. I need $ for a plane ticket for Denise but I don't have any. What should I do?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:38:29 PM)
<pulled cause Celeste beat me to it lol > borrow the change I got from the local PD and start a collection.... I cant get the furniture humping idea out of my head... what should I do?

Wolf1020 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 9:42:58 PM)
hump some furniture of course I have no one to hump furniture anywhere I can watch how do I convince someone to let me visit [:D]

Dustyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 10:55:19 PM)
Pose as a door to door steam cleaning salesman and offer to demonstrate the effectiveness of your product. The wound on my shoulder is bleeding quite nicely now, but the smell of the blood is giving me the munchies... Any suggestions?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 11:02:39 PM)
quote: I have no one to hump furniture anywhere I can watch how do I convince someone to let me visit Send the following email to them. I cumand you bitch to neel b4 me n du as eye cumand! Inviet me 2 ur parti of fur nature hum ping. If u say know I wil ponish u bad. That should wurk... I mean work. The same guy, every single day, outside of work tries to hit me up for spare change. I keep telling him I go to work because I do not have spare change. He keeps bothering me. What should I do?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 11:03:56 PM)
quote: The wound on my shoulder is bleeding quite nicely now, but the smell of the blood is giving me the munchies... Any suggestions? Eat the scabs. The same guy, every single day, outside of work tries to hit me up for spare change. I keep telling him I go to work because I do not have spare change. He keeps bothering me. What should I do?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 11:24:58 PM)
quote: The same guy, every single day, outside of work tries to hit me up for spare change. I keep telling him I go to work because I do not have spare change. He keeps bothering me. What should I do? Next time you walk by, hand him an employment application. He's probably qualified to work as CEO. They constantly ask for what you don't have and then bug the shit out of you to get it. It's perfect for him. Is it ok to give peanuts to someone who's allergic just because it's fun to watch them swell?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/1/2006 11:25:36 PM)
first off ewwwww on the scabs thats nasty ... thank You Gauge for that wonderful mental pic.... bleh <edited cause Celeste beat me again... damnit woman muh ass is gettin sore! lol > Yes, give them 5 bags of different kinds of nuts too so you can see which is the best sweller upper! I kinda hit it off with a slave and he's adorable, what should I do now?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 12:38:17 AM)
quote: I kinda hit it off with a slave and he's adorable, what should I do now? If you hit 'it' off, he's not really male anymore, is he? So my advice, look into a sex change operation for both of you. I'm getting suspicious: I'm finding dog hair in bed and we don't own a dog. Should I call Cheaters?

BitaTruble -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 1:00:32 AM)
quote: I'm getting suspicious: I'm finding dog hair in bed and we don't own a dog. Should I call Cheaters? No.. just tell your wife to quit borrowing the neighbors dog and buy her one of her own ya cheap bastard. Himself has been asleep for about 2 hours now. Should I wake him up to ask him if it's ok that I'm still awake?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 1:02:04 AM)
yes, and when you wake him up make sure you use a nice cold glass of ice water, drizzle it down his face and back... < edited cause she beat me to it again lol > I went for gender reassignment and ended up with a 15" penis and now the girls wont talk to me, what should I do?

Petruchio -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 1:42:53 AM)
quote: I went for gender reassignment and ended up with a 15" penis and now the girls wont talk to me, what should I do? (a) Never get an erection because it grows even bigger, and (b) Stop wearing skirts. My girlfriend refuses to wear panties and she keeps leaving damp spots on furniture. Should her mother resort to plastic furniture covers?

LaMalinche -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 1:56:24 AM)
No. . . use a rubber cork instead. That way only she will have to deal with this problem. I ate some bad mushrooms (they were really expensive but they tasted like dirt) and now the walls keep waving at me. What should I do?

Wolf1020 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (6/2/2006 6:29:06 AM)
don't be rude wave back There is a bat in my roof what should I do

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