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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:55:11 AM   
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Teach the dog to talk by using a candle to give it a fiery tracheotomy [did I cover both]?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 9:16:57 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 9:19:06 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 9:28:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		tell them you are dying and when they start crying and really loosing control with the thought of loosing you ... simply smile and say ...it's okay I am not dying but I like to ___________fill in the blank here_________ and then blow a whistle that will have loads and loads of local kinky folks to come out of the other rooms and begin scening all around you family .... yeah best way to get them on your side is to push em into the pool without warning they will thank you in the end
 
 
I locked my pet into his bedtime chains and superglued the lockto hold it together  .. how am I to get him out of his chains now ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 9:52:53 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 10:06:32 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 11:13:32 AM   
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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

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http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 11:15:25 AM   
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i am soooo bored.


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 11:18:55 AM   
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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 11:48:21 AM   
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Fund an evil plot to rid the world of earlobeless people, you will need:
 
1. Volcano hideout
2. Black helicopters
3. Pet sharks
4. Surgical Laser beam table device
5. Priceless Fabergé egg collection
6. At least one satellite
 
What should I eat for dinner.
 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 1:52:11 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 2:58:33 PM   
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I want a hippo for the holidays what can I do

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:09:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, first you need to get your hands on a really good crowbar.  Go to the zoo and use the crowbar to bust open the hippo habitat.  Then break out the lions.  Soon, the hunt is on!  Whatever the lions don't get, you can have! 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 8:13:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		pull them all apart and braid them together to make a whole new bondage *rope* for you and yours to play with ... but don't knot it .. simply tie or be tied in it and super glue the ends .. you can enjoy the binds without fear of it coming loose
 
The boys will not be quiet in the livingroom still cheering on the college football game.. what can I do to quiet them ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/22/2008 9:59:49 PM   
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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2008 10:38:57 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2008 12:58:23 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2008 1:00:03 PM   
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i have something lodged way up high in my nose....what can i use to retreive it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2008 1:53:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		gosh I hear anything will do but if you are in a super dooper rush ... take the poker from the fireplace set and shove that on up there ... swirl it and pull out your bounty ... and you will be off breathing through a stuffed nose in no time ...
 
I am out of candles ... help what should I do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/23/2008 2:10:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Running out of candles is the result of burning them at both ends.

To avoid this, in future, burn them at neither end, and they will last indefinitely.  If you need light, burn other objects in the room.


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