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softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 8:31:56 AM)

*reads the back of my packet*
meh ... the more the merrier!!

i have this annoying infestation of one liners  in my inbox ...how do i get rid of it?




CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 8:48:15 AM)

Tell him you think he is the greatest man alive and want a real conversation.

Im actually starting to be attracted an unavailable sub. What should I do?




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 9:20:03 AM)

Thunderdome. Last dom alive gets to keep the sub.

how do you complete the tasks you want to complete when you have no discipline?




IEvolve -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 9:24:29 AM)

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.


How do I get to Funkytown?




CK1 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 9:25:08 AM)

Ask someone over and over again to take you.

My dog has ticks whats a good way to get rid of em?




softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 9:39:03 AM)

flame thrower

i have a pile of ironing about as tall as me ... what should i do?








marfre -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 9:40:45 AM)

Buy all new clothes...

I have a flame thrower that needs repair. Who should I call?

edit - 'cause I can't type...




Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 10:37:48 AM)

CK1 and softness... they know all about flame throwers, and CK1's dog really needs one...

Heh... CK1's dog just bbq'd him, and I caught it on tape. Should I sell the tape, or try to win the big prize on America's Funniest Home Video's?





softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 11:32:39 AM)

sell its to the RSPCA as a "how to" video on pet health care .. they will pay a packet for it

My neighbours are too friendly .. what should i do?






goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 12:25:24 PM)

teach the pup to have a poo on their porch. no dog? looks like you'll have to pick up the slack.

the dogs next door howl like a holy mother. i'm against animal cruelty. anyone?




softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 1:22:18 PM)

buy a bigger dog ... train it to kill noisy things


i am being bugged by a really wet fish ... what can i do?




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 1:24:02 PM)

blow dry it.

I dont want to carry my own stuff on this hike, what can I do?




softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 1:25:58 PM)

hire a pony boy ... no one will notice

i have nothing sweet in the house and everywhere is closed ... i want something sweet what should i do?




amaidiamond -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 1:29:31 PM)

Enjoy the denial...

I have lost my pet snail, what should I do?




ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 2:54:25 PM)

Order conch fritters, your snail will come back to protect it's kind.

I need to clear large branches off my roof, but I'm afraid of heights. How do I get them off the roof?




getonallfours -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 2:55:47 PM)

Buy a new house.....

If its green should I worry?




nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 3:22:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: getonallfours


If its green should I worry?



No, green just means that it is ripe. Double check, though, to make sure it has a cheesey smell and a sticky texture. But the definitive question is, does it ITCH? Remember the commandment, "Thou shalt scratch no sore before its time......"

I read this, "Few people know it, but that particular scent comes only from sweaty nuns. Chase one for 4 to 6 blocks and rub the laundry in question on her wimple.", and now I am haunted by the question, exactly what part of a nun is her WIMPLE??? **looks for a book on nun anatomy**




ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 3:59:04 PM)

Wimple is actually an acronym of kinky nuns  Wants Instant Masochistic Pleasures Lasting Eternally    So go up to any nun and smack her on the ass.  Say WIMPLE if you find her attractive. 

I just put a blister on the roof of my mouth eating something too hot.  How do I care for the blister?





softness -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 6:28:37 PM)

eat some habero ... will take your mind right off the blister

i cant sleep .. what should i do?




earthycouple -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/28/2007 7:32:33 PM)

sleep with me!

I want to sleep with softness but she's in the UK I'm in the US...HELP me




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