Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Really, Really Bad Advice


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice Page: <<   < prev  118 119 [120] 121 122   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/7/2006 3:21:25 PM   
Fitznicely


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		Hum on something else and give the drum a rest

I'm sick of the election and I'm not even in America. What's THAT all about?!


_____________________________

I tell you this: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Proud Owner of Darkmoonkat. Such a good girl!

(in reply to mnottertail)
Profile   Post #: 2381
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/8/2006 12:44:57 AM   
LadySeraphina


Posts: 931
Joined: 3/28/2006
From: Calgary, Canada
Status: offline 		Move to America and you'll care as little as they do.

My beer is waaaaay over on the table. How do I get it without expending any effort?


_____________________________

"Men are like wine. They start out as grapes and its up to the woman to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." -Unknown

www.LadySeraphina.ca

www.SeraphinasToybox.com.

(in reply to Fitznicely)
Profile   Post #: 2382
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/8/2006 12:52:47 AM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline 		use the force.
(You're right, you can't cure geek)

I think I've ended up with every "18yo" otaku goth geek girl with glasses to ever pass through CM. If I asked nicely, do you think the organisers could drop a hotlink in to the profile creator so I could just work my way through a queue? it's beginning to feel like rumaging through a jumble sale.

_____________________________

Lets roleplay - I'll get the D20s
"Freud was...sorry if this is an over-generalisation...A coke addled kiddy-fiddler" Alan Moore
"A Lady must always remember her station in life - and be prepared to change at Acton Town"

(in reply to LadySeraphina)
Profile   Post #: 2383
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/8/2006 12:54:31 AM   
LadySeraphina


Posts: 931
Joined: 3/28/2006
From: Calgary, Canada
Status: offline 		Send a few of them my way, I'll have fun until they run away screaming. Bakka fangirls.

Why don't they make neko costumes more Dominant for the furry Dommes of the world?

< Message edited by LadySeraphina -- 11/8/2006 12:55:27 AM >

_____________________________

"Men are like wine. They start out as grapes and its up to the woman to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." -Unknown

www.LadySeraphina.ca

www.SeraphinasToybox.com.

(in reply to RubberWitch)
Profile   Post #: 2384
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/11/2006 10:14:03 PM   
Yang4yin


Posts: 1677
Joined: 7/26/2006
From: NC (USA)
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina
Why don't they make neko costumes more Dominant for the furry Dommes of the world?


The neko costume makers are sammies. You're just going to have to go to the factory and give them all some discipline.
 
I commented to the hard working woman next door that she was a great little wife, and wanted to know if I could borrow her for a while. She told me that if I helped her rake leaves tonight, I could have her. I chuckled and helped her some. Should I try to collect on her offer?

(in reply to LadySeraphina)
Profile   Post #: 2385
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/11/2006 11:38:30 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		No. Just go and help yourself to her... and don't ever let her leave.
 
I just bought a pair of high heeled boots. They kill my feet... how can I make them stop? (I have to wear them... they are just soooooo spiffy)

_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Yang4yin)
Profile   Post #: 2386
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 3:53:46 AM   
Fitznicely


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		Amputate toes until the suckers fit properly

My favourite nightclub just burned down. How can I cope???!?


_____________________________

I tell you this: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Proud Owner of Darkmoonkat. Such a good girl!

(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 2387
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 4:28:20 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

My favourite nightclub just burned down. How can I cope???!?



Firstly - dont do it again; playing with matches is dangerous.
Secondly - recreate the night club atmosphere in your own home. Jam people in your living room until you cant move, switch all the lights off and play music so loud it hurts your ears. Then install some flashing lights and turn the heating to full. If anyone wants a drink, charge them ten pounds for a half measure of whatever (or fifteen dollars).

I hate nightclubs. How can I overcome my dislike of these crowded, noisy, hot places?

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to Fitznicely)
Profile   Post #: 2388
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 5:40:20 AM   
Latexi


Posts: 38
Joined: 10/16/2006
Status: offline 		Only go to the nightclubs that have a 70’s theme there is plenty of space in them I’m told.

Every time I go to a modern art gallery and see a pile of bricks on the floor I think its rubbish and I am looked down upon by those that would find greater meaning in a light switch if told it was art. How can I make these people realise who the real fools are?

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 2389
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 7:06:15 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Latexi
Every time I go to a modern art gallery and see a pile of bricks on the floor I think its rubbish and I am looked down upon by those that would find greater meaning in a light switch if told it was art. How can I make these people realise who the real fools are?


The problem with revealing any scam, is that the scamsters will move on to another means of expropriating cash from fools soon after they are revealed. My advice is not to fight it, but join in. Take a shit in the gallery, put a cryptic title to it and a hefty price tag and cash in.

I'm told that sci-fi conventions are good places to pick up all manner of nerds to dominate relentlessly. Whats the best costume to use for this purpose?

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to Latexi)
Profile   Post #: 2390
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 8:05:44 AM   
seahorse


Posts: 1
Joined: 3/13/2006
Status: offline 		Have anal sex with her and then wipe yourself off on the drapes.

(in reply to LorgromAndMiskel)
Profile   Post #: 2391
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 10:23:52 AM   
SohCahToa


Posts: 563
Joined: 3/17/2006
Status: offline 		I would go for the Klingon option them Klingons are damn sexy.

My porn collection consists of Klingon warrior women what should I do? I need help of a psychological nature.

_____________________________

ڪ০મ໒คमՇՕΔ
- Pax vobiscum -

"Come ride with me through the veins of history. I'll show you a God who falls asleep on the job." - Muse

(in reply to seahorse)
Profile   Post #: 2392
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 11:56:33 AM   
Fitznicely


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		It's just a step from Klingon porn to reading John Norman novels. Save yourself now. Get thee to a Hentai website!

The voices in my head are telling me to do bad things. Do I listen?


_____________________________

I tell you this: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Proud Owner of Darkmoonkat. Such a good girl!

(in reply to SohCahToa)
Profile   Post #: 2393
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 2:49:22 PM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline 		no, especially if those voices are eminating from that weird book they found in the basement of the old school building...OK, No more bible black for rubberwitch

We've been asked to put together a Hentai evening for Coffee, Cake, & Kink... what should we show, and should we serve squid horderves?


_____________________________

Lets roleplay - I'll get the D20s
"Freud was...sorry if this is an over-generalisation...A coke addled kiddy-fiddler" Alan Moore
"A Lady must always remember her station in life - and be prepared to change at Acton Town"

(in reply to Fitznicely)
Profile   Post #: 2394
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 3:53:28 PM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
We've been asked to put together a Hentai evening for Coffee, Cake, & Kink... what should we show, and should we serve squid horderves?



It would be rude not to serve hordoevres to the squid, if you invited them. Personally I wouldnt let a squid in my house again after the last time - ink everywhere, no consideration at all.

Should I wear plastic vampire fangs to the airport tomorrow, particularly to go through security?

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to RubberWitch)
Profile   Post #: 2395
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 5:14:00 PM   
Fitznicely


Posts: 1597
Joined: 10/18/2006
Status: offline 		The plastic ones wouldn't set off the detectors...wear the metal set.

Dere's a rat in mi kitchen, wha am I gonna do?


_____________________________

I tell you this: No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Proud Owner of Darkmoonkat. Such a good girl!

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 2396
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 5:19:02 PM   
RubberWitch


Posts: 1368
Joined: 7/27/2005
Status: offline 		1/4 cup fish oil
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1-1/2 cups of dried red chili peppers
4 long green peppers
8 large bay leaves
1/2 cup holy basil leaf
1 tablespoon salt
4 chopped garlic cloves
4 small rats
Initial Preparation:

With a mortar and pestle place the 1-1/2 cups of dried red chili peppers, and begin to mash until a red paste is achieved. Add a tablespoon of water to make moist.
Chop garlic cloves.
Place bay leaves in a small bowl of water. Roll two bay leaves at a time and then thinly shred and place in dry dish. Do for all 8 leaves - two at a time.
Place holy basil leaves in a small bowl of water.
Dice long green peppers. Do small cross sections so look like wheels and place in dry dish.
Skin 4 small rats. Clean and place heart and liver in separate bowl.
Cooking preparations:

Place oil in a wok over an open flame and heat
Place small rats in a grate, and lightly cook over an open flame on both sides until medium cooked. Do not cook well done.
Mix red chili paste with hot oil and stir well.
Finely chop rats on a wood chopping block over and over until makes a smooth ground meat texture. Be sure to chop all the bones well.
Add chopped rat meat to the red chili paste and oil and stir well.
Add diced green peppers and stir well. Let cook for 5 minutes.
Add 1/2 tablespoon of salt.
Add whole liver and heart and sir in.
Add holy basil leaves to mixture and stir in well and let cook for another 5 minutes. Be sure not to burn the chili paste - add a little water if necessary to keep moist but not runny.
Add chopped garlic cloves
Add shredded bay leaves and stir in and cover and let simmer for 5 minutes or more to let all the flavors mix well.
Serving:

Serve ground rat meat on an oval dish with livers and heart on the top. Circle with garnish of basil leaves and halves of lime. Serve with white rice. The flavor will be hot and tangy with a mild crunchy chew to it. It is not to be considered the main dish, but a nice hot and spicy accent to other prepared dishes.

________________________________

How do I break it to my canine-furry friend, that GouRouMien wasn't beef?

_____________________________

Lets roleplay - I'll get the D20s
"Freud was...sorry if this is an over-generalisation...A coke addled kiddy-fiddler" Alan Moore
"A Lady must always remember her station in life - and be prepared to change at Acton Town"

(in reply to Fitznicely)
Profile   Post #: 2397
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 10:05:28 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

How do I break it to my canine-furry friend, that GouRouMien wasn't beef?


Well, since I have never had guru mien I am not in a position to tell someone how to break it to a furry creature... however, I believe it would be wise (guru... wise? Get it? Nevermind) to at least get another guru and prepare it the same way and then tell him before he eats it. If he feels guilty he can throw up into an insense burner.

I have this girl that might be interested in having some fun but I am not sure she is into BDSM. How can I find out without being too over the top?

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to RubberWitch)
Profile   Post #: 2398
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 10:43:03 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Top her from the bottom.
 
There's a sub who made me fall for them, but I don't want to... how can I break my fall?

_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 2399
RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/12/2006 11:50:40 PM   
LadySeraphina


Posts: 931
Joined: 3/28/2006
From: Calgary, Canada
Status: offline 		Make them lay on the floor so they can break your fall.

My anniversary is today but we aren't going to the hotel to celebrate until the weekend. How can I fast forward to Saturday?

_____________________________

"Men are like wine. They start out as grapes and its up to the woman to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." -Unknown

www.LadySeraphina.ca

www.SeraphinasToybox.com.

(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 2400
Page:   <<   < prev  118 119 [120] 121 122   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice Page: <<   < prev  118 119 [120] 121 122   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.187