LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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The irony of being called a loser, by a man who intends to spend time airbrushing lures that he professes will improve his chances of catching fish, but which in reality carry his desire to attract the admiration of others like him. Its all very sad. And only made worse by the tech-speak, disclosing intimate knowledge of the makes and model numbers of the intended equipment in a way that can only reveal an acute case of nerdiness which, if not treated soon, may well lead on to full blown geekiness. If anyone is able to spend time with Domi over the next week, look for these signs 1) a desire to play Dungeons & Dragons 2) unintelligible speech laden with technical jargon and SMS abbreviations 3) greasy skin, accompanied or not by sudden development of zits 4) spontaneous reading or recall of Marvel comics 5) ill conceived revenge fantasies If you notice any of them, or anything like them, call 912 Geek Emergency without delay. Domi's cool relies on it. E
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In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.
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