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I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:03:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Guys, I have a confession. I go through my bulk mail each day and save all the gross, dirty, stupid, and literotica-like messages I get.

I... I don't know why. I think it's kind of funny, in a weird, perverted way.

Does anyone else save the wonkaslappers? The willywhompers? The poledancers? The natural bloodflow enhancers? Or am I but a lone weardoe?

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:06:08 PM   
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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:10:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		That almost sounds like a challenge: "Can I make Glasgow's 'best-of' list?" heeheehee

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:12:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		I honestly read my bulk mail periodically I dont think I have ever deleted any of my mail. Although I have blocked a few people.

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:16:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		The novelty factor wore off for me a long time ago, at one point I might have saved them to laugh. The beauty about CM is this, you can tell whether the same guys have emailed you before with the same crap by hitting reply without having the actual mail. Oddly I don't think many of them realize it.



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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:18:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: georgeinca

That almost sounds like a challenge: "Can I make Glasgow's 'best-of' list?" heeheehee


I'm sure you could, if you tried xD
The best ones are written in second person and go like so:

"YOu are tied up in a cold, dark room... wearing nothing but you're skin... i come in quiet but you hear me and your skin pricks with fear... i have your favoret toy with me a leather whip... [sic]"

And so on, until you have to wonder if he's gone and watched Hostel too many times.


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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:20:21 PM   
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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:20:44 PM   
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you can tell whether the same guys have emailed you before with the same crap by hitting reply without having the actual mail. Oddly I don't think many of them realize it.


Isn't that a fucking riot!

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:23:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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you can tell whether the same guys have emailed you before with the same crap by hitting reply without having the actual mail. Oddly I don't think many of them realize it.


Isn't that a fucking riot!


One fellow continually drops me different one-liners, even though I've never responded. Maybe he has early-onset Alzheimers? Perhaps he just forgot that he sent me a message yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, yet has received no response?


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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:25:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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you can tell whether the same guys have emailed you before with the same crap by hitting reply without having the actual mail. Oddly I don't think many of them realize it.


Isn't that a fucking riot!


One fellow continually drops me different one-liners, even though I've never responded. Maybe he has early-onset Alzheimers? Perhaps he just forgot that he sent me a message yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, yet has received no response?



The same guy is emailing me

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:29:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

One fellow continually drops me different one-liners, even though I've never responded. Maybe he has early-onset Alzheimers? Perhaps he just forgot that he sent me a message yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, yet has received no response?



Hmmmmm ... I usually give up after one or two ... hundred .... <jk>

The dirty-old-man to younger-women-into-dirty-old-men ratio here is obviously way too high!

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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:31:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: georgeinca


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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

One fellow continually drops me different one-liners, even though I've never responded. Maybe he has early-onset Alzheimers? Perhaps he just forgot that he sent me a message yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, yet has received no response?



Hmmmmm ... I usually give up after one or two ... hundred .... <jk>

The dirty-old-man to younger-women-into-dirty-old-men ratio here is obviously way too high!


It's okay, you don't have to lie: we all know you'd never stop sending dirty cmails, no matter how much rejection you face! It's what makes you the George we know.

Not the George we necessarily love, but the one we know.


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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:35:56 PM   
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RE: I save wankfodder messages. - 6/12/2010 3:36:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

It's okay, you don't have to lie: we all know you'd never stop sending dirty cmails, no matter how much rejection you face! It's what makes you the George we know.

Not the George we necessarily love, but the one we know.



LOL! Ahhh, but to reduce the rejection and increase the love, that's the trick!

(I briefly thought about turning that into the beginning of a Hamlet-style soliloquy, but I'm doing some very math-intensive homework right now and my poetic side is temporarily comatose.)

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