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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 11:55:33 AM

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Hey, I don't mix knife play and skydiving

good move. Last time I did that I cut my damn rip cord.

Pretty embarrassing, so I just told everyone I fell down the steps.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 12:13:39 PM

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I am planning an eloborit scene for one my slaves next week, and I'm looking for input. It will be drunk play

Dude...i scoped your profile. You sound like a doofus.

""Absolute Dominant seeks incredibly hot slave girl with complete wardrobe of fetish wear and collection of toys. In addition to keeping my home spotless, you will work to support me. You will do whatever I say without question.
Duties will include frequent service topping, consisting only of you doing or 'making' me do exactly what I like. Flawless role-play will be required or you'll wreck it.

No fat chicks ""

So lemme get this straight...you want a hot looking slave who is going to supply all the play toys. She is going to keep your home in prime condition, no doubt do all the cooking (which is a great deal, because at 435 pounds i imagine you eat more than the average herd of elephants) annnnd you want her to work to support and feed you?

*if you find someone dumb enough to support your ass, you two are well paired*

So on top of all this hooey, you are going to get your nearly quarter-ton ass DRUNK and attempt to be a master?

For the love of heaven will you wake the fuck up and realize what you are doing is potentially deadly? What if you pass out on top of her or fall against her? You can easily crush her.

It is never a good idea to play when impaired, but someone your size playing drunk is the act of an idiot.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 2:25:17 PM

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This thread just keeps getting better and better.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 2:27:47 PM

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 4:15:55 PM

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At 450 pounds how does the sub find the dick?
As an upwelling , or a fountain?

I'd go with upwelling.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 7:16:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: KurtKaboom

I am planning an eloborit scene for one my slaves next week, and I'm looking for input. It will be drunk play

Dude...i scoped your profile. You sound like a doofus.

""Absolute Dominant seeks incredibly hot slave girl with complete wardrobe of fetish wear and collection of toys. In addition to keeping my home spotless, you will work to support me. You will do whatever I say without question.
Duties will include frequent service topping, consisting only of you doing or 'making' me do exactly what I like. Flawless role-play will be required or you'll wreck it.

No fat chicks ""

So lemme get this straight...you want a hot looking slave who is going to supply all the play toys. She is going to keep your home in prime condition, no doubt do all the cooking (which is a great deal, because at 435 pounds i imagine you eat more than the average herd of elephants) annnnd you want her to work to support and feed you?

*if you find someone dumb enough to support your ass, you two are well paired*

So on top of all this hooey, you are going to get your nearly quarter-ton ass DRUNK and attempt to be a master?

For the love of heaven will you wake the fuck up and realize what you are doing is potentially deadly? What if you pass out on top of her or fall against her? You can easily crush her.

It is never a good idea to play when impaired, but someone your size playing drunk is the act of an idiot.

This is called trolling. you did what he wants :P

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 7:32:34 PM

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Get some Miricle Fruit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_fruit It changes your taste palate.
I think you can buy it from some farmers, who usually sell it to bars and restaurants; dont think you can buy it in a store though.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 7:42:18 PM

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I don't know how drunk you plan on getting but as someone who also ignores the "BDSM and booze must never mix" line of thought...

I'd suggest, first, outlining what you will and will not to ensure safety. IE. No knife play, no restraints she can't escape from, having someone around who is staying sober (perhaps a designated driver can fill this role), and just how intoxicated you are planning to get. Tipsy is one thing, shit-faced and stumbling around seeing double is another. Buy your booze accordingly and make sure to have bready foods around.

Personally, I'd break this up into several smaller events and have one type of drink per event.

Now, all this said... I've seen this poster before and, while I have no issue with drinking and playing in theory, I would like to state that IMHO, it is a higher risk activity because of what can go wrong. However, in a lifestyle where people inject each other's balls with saline, make homemade electrical toys, draw blood, eat shit and drink piss, and consider handing over every little life decision - including our PIN numbers and social security numbers...

I just don't see how this is so amazingly, drastically, OH MY FUCKING GOD more dangerous as long as it's approached rationally and with an eye to keeping the risks as low as possible while still enjoying the activity.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/18/2010 8:30:03 PM

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How about shots of mezcal? You can have her eat the worm.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/19/2010 2:20:12 AM

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Hey, I don't mix knife play and skydiving

good move. Last time I did that I cut my damn rip cord.

Pretty embarrassing, so I just told everyone I fell down the steps.

omg that made me literally spew coffee....lawd i love laughter at this hour.

hope you are healing up quickly from that rip cord cuttin incident.

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RE: The legand of drunken MASTER - 5/19/2010 3:30:39 AM

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yep, call your drinking buddies...each of you drink a different beer/mixdrink. Then let her do a cum tasting... you should probably have more than one girl, if you want a proper control group

I Like this Idea!!! lol sounds like fun!

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