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LookieNoNookie -> Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 5:43:19 PM)

My girlfriend is going to be back in approx. 6 hours....had to go back East for some family stuff.

I've had 6 days of uninvited single bliss....(but now I miss her....forgive me Bro's).....I have 6 hours left to be single...

(This may not happen again for a looooong while).

(And for all the women that wonder if I did something nice....I wiped the toilet seat, did all the laundry, cleaned the kitchen, ate 1/3rd of all the vegetable thingies she made me (honest...I didn't dump any of it out), cleaned the cat box, AND......I got her a very sweet card and put it and 2 carnations on her pillow).

(So there!!!!).

Someone give me some advice!!!!

She's only been here for 3 months and I'm starting to lose all my testosterone!!!!!




Level -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 5:49:20 PM)

When she walks through the door, rip her clothes off, push her down on her knees, and fuck her like a beast.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 6:05:44 PM)

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slvemike4u -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 6:21:47 PM)

Masturbate three times prior to her arrival...this way ignoring her will be easier to do when she walks in the door looking good.
What this accomplishes is establishes the theory that you do not need her...therby keeping her off balance and shifting all of the power to you. That would be my advice.....
but take it with a grain of salt....for some strange reason I'm divorced [8|]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 6:47:19 PM)

All exceptional pieces of advice!




tazzygirl -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 7:55:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

but take it with a grain of salt....for some strange reason I'm divorced [8|]


Take that advice with a huge salt lick!

mike, darlin, its not strange at all. its totally obvious [;)]




slvemike4u -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/19/2010 9:11:44 PM)

Ya think I might have had something to do with the failure of my marriage taz?
Shit...that had never occurred to me.[8|]




pahunkboy -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 5:27:49 AM)

Just hold her and talk.  


Maybe some roses... 




sirsholly -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 7:24:43 AM)

quote:

I've had 6 days of uninvited single bliss....(but now I miss her....forgive me Bro's)
<<<<shivers with the WarmFuzzies

Awwwwwww Lookie...this is just so sweet and adorable!!!!!




sirsholly -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 7:25:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

Masturbate three times prior to her arrival...this way ignoring her will be easier to do when she walks in the door looking good.
What this accomplishes is establishes the theory that you do not need her...therby keeping her off balance and shifting all of the power to you. That would be my advice.....

Mike...you need smacked.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 7:27:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

When she walks through the door, rip her clothes off, push her down on her knees, and fuck her like a beast.
*blinkblink*

THUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




slvemike4u -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 1:24:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

Masturbate three times prior to her arrival...this way ignoring her will be easier to do when she walks in the door looking good.
What this accomplishes is establishes the theory that you do not need her...therby keeping her off balance and shifting all of the power to you. That would be my advice.....

Mike...you need smacked.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

That's what I keep telling my Domme.....She keeps insisting I'm wrong and that I'm a very good boy.
Would you do me a favor and have a talk with her?...I really need a good beating [:)]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Okay...I have EXACTLY 6 hours left!!!!! (4/20/2010 4:59:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I've had 6 days of uninvited single bliss....(but now I miss her....forgive me Bro's)
<<<<shivers with the WarmFuzzies

Awwwwwww Lookie...this is just so sweet and adorable!!!!!



(I'm going to Bro Hell you know).




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