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Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 5:14:02 PM   
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PHILADELPHIA -- A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game.

Matthew Clemmens, 21, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was charged with assault, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct and related offenses for the incident at Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game. He was being held Friday on $36,000 bail.

Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and one of his daughters after Clemmens' companion was kicked out of Citizens Bank Park for unruly behavior, which included cursing, spitting and spilling beer by Clemmens and a friend.


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

What a fucking dick.



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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 5:15:13 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 5:26:43 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:26:16 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:31:08 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:35:57 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:39:28 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:42:05 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:43:32 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:49:37 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 6:51:46 PM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/19/2010 11:43:21 PM   
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People could be eating through a straw if they continue to pick on my beloved Budweiser.

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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 1:46:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: OrpheusAgonistes

It takes a truly spectacular act of fucktardery to be singled out as the biggest fucktard in a crowd of Phillies fans.


Hahahahaha. Unfortunately, only the people from NJ and Philly will understand this.

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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 2:49:21 AM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 5:59:41 AM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 6:01:33 AM   
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We need some answers please

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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 6:01:42 AM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 6:08:05 AM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 6:12:43 AM   
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RE: Idiot watch - 4/20/2010 6:35:56 AM   
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