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OrpheusAgonistes -> RE: how do you feel about this (4/19/2010 4:40:59 PM)
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time for a rant. I see on a lot of profiles that people have the ridiculous expectation that they will meet someone worthwhile by demanding that someone they've never met, spoken too [sic] or even exchanged hellos with, should take the time to write a detailed message explaining their value and why you should get to know them. I really don't understand why people think that will work. think about it like you were irl, if you like someone you go over, introduce yourself and say hi. what you would never dream of doing is going over introducing yourself, and then perform a soliloquy describing all your good points.
I know, right? It's like, what the hell, am I applying to college or something? What are they going to want next, my SAT score (wicked high)? Senior year lacrosse stats (all-conference)?
It's like one time I saw this woman in the grocery store, all dressed up like a cop. So you already know what was going through my head. I'm thinking "This one is kinky." So I go up to her and I'm all "Hey, baby."
So she just kind of stares at me. It's awkward but I can tell she's into me. So I'm like "Wanna beat me with your little stick?"
She keeps staring at me, kind of nervous now, and I just know the ol' Orpheus Charm is working its way through her system. Then she says, she says to me, "You know I'm a cop, right?"
I mean can you believe it? Chick actually thought she was a cop. But whatever, the weird ones are always the most fun. What do I do? Just reach over, grab her little "night stick" and start twirling it, kind of taunting her like "If you want this back, you're going to have to reach over and take it."
Long story short I got handcuffed, tossed in the back of her car (she'd even painted it like a squad car) and driven to her private and surprisingly well-staffed dungeon. After I'm "processed", I get tossed in a cage with a bunch of her other play partners. Kinkiest weekend ever.
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