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Chastity - 4/18/2010 11:22:34 AM

joannasissy

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i have discovered if one locks a CB3000 on correctly it is not possible to remove it without the keys and mine are locked in my office at work so it has been 3 days since my sissy clitty has been free. may be i will mail them home tomorrow so it takes a few extra days before i can be freed. some times i freeze the keys in a block of ice but it would be much better if i had a real keyholder

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:01:46 PM

ShaharThorne

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nah...too easy..

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:08:29 PM

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My deepest appreciation to you for sharing this.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:11:55 PM

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OP, have you tried freezing your "sissy clitty" in a block of ice, instead?

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:12:13 PM

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Looks around to see if we are getting punked.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:15:26 PM

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The black jack goes on the red queen.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:24:32 PM

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I may never uncross my legs again

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:27:18 PM

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Well, maybe if you didn't sound so fixated on your sissy clitty, you would find someone. Just sayin...

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:28:09 PM

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*imagines trying to lock a CB3000 or any other sort of mechanical device on a clitoris of any kind. Yes, I know it's not really a clitoris, but the mental imagery is a HOOT - kinda of like trying to place the same CB3000 on a Ken doll. Just sayin'..*

< Message edited by GoddessImaginos -- 4/18/2010 7:29:04 PM >

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:38:52 PM

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WTF is a sissy clitty? Is it a clit that shies away from masturbation? Runs screaming from the room when a dildo is brought out? Hides behind bushes?

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:41:06 PM

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The whole "hiding behind bushes" thing isn't too far fetched.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:42:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

WTF is a sissy clitty? Is it a clit that shies away from masturbation? Runs screaming from the room when a dildo is brought out? Hides behind bushes?

*bawls laughing. Mental picture overload, film at 11*

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 7:44:06 PM

ShaharThorne

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I am laughing so hard at this post that my belly is actually shaking...and Bo is giving me strange looks...

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 9:05:30 PM

TheHeretic

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You waited better than six years on the site, and THIS is the best you can do for your first post???

If you are desperate to get out, try spraying some air conditioner coolant on the plastic and then shatter it.

sigh* Edited at the insistence of counsel to add that it is very important not to allow a/c refrigerant to contact the skin, and that you should read the instructions on the can before trying something suggested by a random asshole on a site full of sadists.

< Message edited by TheHeretic -- 4/18/2010 9:39:38 PM >

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 9:24:47 PM

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Is this a method you have tried....and or you attesting to both its safty and that it will work?

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 9:34:05 PM

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I attest to nothing. Hell, I don't even endorse the suggestion, so matter how efficient it might be in solving the long-term problems, as well as the immediate.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 9:42:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

You waited better than six years on the site, and THIS is the best you can do for your first post???

Let's wait another six years for his next one. I better bookmark this one so I don't forget it.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 9:50:30 PM

NYLass

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I suggest contacting Lorena Bobbitt as a possible key holder. If nothing else, she has a foolproof way of removing it......

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 10:36:36 PM

slvemike4u

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Ouch.....I'm noot sure that would work though.....she's not necessarily Lifestyle....just not a woman one should cross.

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RE: Chastity - 4/18/2010 11:23:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Let's wait another six years for his next one. I better bookmark this one so I don't forget it.

I don't think I'll lose the mental image for QUITE some time yet!

Maybe by calling his man-meat a 'sissy clitty' he's trying to get us to mock his tiny appendage...

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