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Obligatory Howdy. - 3/30/2010 2:24:31 PM   
PrettyAsNAirport


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My massive google searching turned me onto this website. 

Because.  I believe my taste for the unusual has absolutely and without mercy slaughtered my taste for the normal.
I'm not finding unusual enough-- I barely end up around the mundane. I am becoming so restless. I seek an older educated gentleman who will absolutely and without mercy slaughter my views of what's unusual at present and open up to me a whole new playground. One of the fancy, shiny new ones. The kind of fancy, shiny new one that the school across town is jealous of, because we don't only just have monkey bars and slides, but something nobody even knows the name of-- but can already feel the vertigo it's going to induce when they sneak over.

So that's me.  Maybe I should just put that on my profile instead. 

Also.  Hello. 
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RE: Obligatory Howdy. - 3/30/2010 3:40:35 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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Non-obligatory Howdy Back

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RE: Obligatory Howdy. - 3/30/2010 4:59:02 PM   
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/Non-obligatory wolf whistle/

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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Obligatory Howdy. - 3/30/2010 6:00:21 PM   
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I like you.  Not only is your name a Douglas Adams reference, but it's from the always under-appreciated Dirk Gently series.  Definitely very cool and froody.

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RE: Obligatory Howdy. - 3/30/2010 6:17:11 PM   
PrettyAsNAirport


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You sass that froopy hood...

Thank you.  I adore Adams.

This once in my life somebody said when I write I sound like him only if he were utterly plastered and suffering from a loss of any intelligable vocabulary.  I was so pleased.   

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RE: Obligatory Howdy. - 4/1/2010 7:07:39 AM   
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Don't know what you're on about, no matter, welcome.

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