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mnottertail -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 2:37:19 PM)

purveyor of fine earworms and intensely disquieting visions since 1954.

Ron



windchymes -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 2:40:40 PM)

Hmm, Washington DC, #2.  Seems I am in a happy place.



Blackburn -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 2:57:42 PM)

San Diego #3? Seems like it should be higher. We have a lot of big dicks here...



Level -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 4:33:55 PM)

I happened to be visiting Nawlins when the survey takers came to Texas, otherwise we wouldn't have been 35th.

My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn't put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick.

My dick is so big, Milton Berle sends me hate mail from the grave.



pahunkboy -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 5:39:31 PM)

I want proof of the numbers.

Someone drop in and show me.



DomMeinCT -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 5:55:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I use mine as a whale harpoon, the girls call it Nanuck of the North.


I'm kind of disappointed you didn't sign that "Capt. Ahab"!   [:D]



DomMeinCT -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 5:59:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

That sounds like a fun job, gathering all that data. ;)


One must sacrifice for science.  [;)]



brainiacsub -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 6:03:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

I happened to be visiting Nawlins when the survey takers came to Texas, otherwise we wouldn't have been 35th.

My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn't put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick.

My dick is so big, Milton Berle sends me hate mail from the grave.

Damn Level, who knew?

Since I have already established that cock size is directly proportional to liberal political leanings, then you must be Al Sharpton.

Hey everyone, look...it's Al Sharpton!



domiguy -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 6:24:41 PM)

This is not fair. Jeffff and I spent a great deal of time in Manchester, New Hampshire over the last 24 months.

Two primo Chicago cocks skewed the whole program.

Side note... Manchester is a very tax friendly city and it was named after Melissa Manchester.





Jeffff -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 6:29:57 PM)

There isn't a hole in New Hampshire worth plundering now.

Use your vacation dollars elsewhere



Level -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 6:38:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub
Damn Level, who knew?

Since I have already established that cock size is directly proportional to liberal political leanings, then you must be Al Sharpton.

Hey everyone, look...it's Al Sharpton!


Let's play "guess what axe handle is an euphemism for".

[image]http://internetweekly.org/images/al_sharpton_axe.jpg[/image]

Or, another way of looking at it, is yes, Al can be a big dick [;)]



thornhappy -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 7:03:40 PM)

I'm curious, being weird that way....how many of the guys bought an accurate condom size?  I figure there's got to be a stash o' guys that bought Moby Dick condoms for a...uh...lesser endowment.



LadyAngelika -> RE: Largest Database of Penis Sizes (3/30/2010 8:38:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Hmm, Washington DC, #2.  Seems I am in a happy place.


That's gotta be wrong. I've been observing the US for years and the biggest dicks are definitely on Capitol Hill ;-)

- LA



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