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I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:14:11 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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How come all these chics put all these suggestive messages on CM when I've had more than I should....to drink?

I think it's unfair.  No....it is unfair.

It's a gig....going on....someone's working this thing....people (wimmens) are in cahoots....there's a thing going on....someone's working this thing...it's the whole titty thing....you got it going on...we guys can't compete...

It ain't fucking fair!

I refuse to play!

(Okay...I'll fucking play...but it's entirely fucking unfair!!!!!)

I have spoken!


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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:18:30 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Because we can pee wee.

Its a conspiracy...all aimed at you.

Yep, that's exactly what it is.

Thanks for playing.


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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:20:53 PM   
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We would be lost without you moaning about us wimmens:)
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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:24:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Because we can pee wee.

Its a conspiracy...all aimed at you.

Yep, that's exactly what it is.

Thanks for playing.



You're gawdamned right it is....it's a fucking conspiracy....it's all aimed at the male subs.  (Cuckolds too!).

Home Depot's involved....Lowes is itinerantly involved....Ace Hardware...and the rest (fucking Tru Value bastards)....I've been paying attention you know....don't think I haven't seen all your Domme stuff going on....

I know what's going on here.

It's a fucking cult...don't think I haven't been paying attention....

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:37:27 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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quote:

Lowes is itinerantly involved


Did you mean inherently perhaps?


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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 5:55:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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Lowes is itinerantly involved


Did you mean inherently perhaps?



That may have been what I meant....I haven't entirely decided just as yet....

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:02:56 PM   
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Anyway....I have this new girlfriend (unrelated to this topic....but I'm spewing....)...we're eating flax bread.

And germ whistles (and things that grow places other than factories...with preservatives)....(I actually don't even know what germ whistles are...except they taste like fucking cardboard).

So....I've lost 12 lbs (in like 7 hours)....and frankly...the flax bread ain't that fucking bad....

(I could use some Hostess Ho Ho's...whole milk {in case anyone's listening}...I'm under my car...have been for several days...instructed the mail service to deliver to me privately....under the car....).

(I may seem rational but....until the Ho Ho's arrive....I could be declining....)

(Rapidly).



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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:03:41 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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My suggestion would be to go with inherently.



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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:06:43 PM   
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(A little quick side point.....there is NOTHING in my house that even REMOTELY resembles Pizza!!!!!)

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:06:51 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Hides the Ho Ho behind my back.

What Ho Ho?


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And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:08:31 PM   
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quote:


So....I've lost 12 lbs (in like 7 hours)....and frankly...the flax bread ain't that fucking bad....
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

My suggestion would be to go with inherently.




(I'm dying....and she mocks me).

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:15:50 PM   
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She is sweet like that.

How do you feel about your nut sack stapled to random objects?

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:16:47 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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quote:

(I'm dying....and she mocks me).


Pfft. There are plenty of other creamy centers for you to lick aside from Ho Hos.

I guess I shouldn't taunt you with this lovely leftover lasagna then either?  Or the Tiramisu?


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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:18:38 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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quote:

She is sweet like that.

How do you feel about your nut sack stapled to random objects?


Yes, I am very sweet.

Sigh...it was not a random object. It was a plywood board. And it was nailed to it not stapled.


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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:24:01 PM   
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OK...who told him the plan? 

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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:28:16 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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She's out at the moment....(Valhalla!!!!).

(I just ate two all beef hotdogs....{it was that or the bologna that has 2 more days on experation}...I felt the preservative going down my throat....I'm feeling somewhat complete now....there was cheese involved....).

(Of course, I'll deny everything).

JJ



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RE: I just wanna know why.... - 3/29/2010 6:30:59 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

She's out at the moment....(Valhalla!!!!).

(I just ate two all beef hotdogs....{it was that or the bologna that has 2 more days on experation}...I felt the preservative going down my throat....I'm feeling somewhat complete now....there was cheese involved....).

(Of course, I'll deny everything).

JJ


I would suggest frantic teeth brushing otherwise she's going to smell it on your breath.

Actually that won't help either. She'll take one look and know.


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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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