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QuirkyAnne -> Well Endowed? Why Don't You Prove It? (2/5/2010 10:48:23 AM)
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On this site, as well as other dating sites, it never fails to surprise me how many men contact me and at some point they claim to be very well endowed, often letting me know that they're anywhere from 8 to 11 inches long. This has always amused me since the average vagina is only 5 to 6 inches deep so what exactly are they going to do with this additional 3 to 5 inches? Bang away at my cervix till dawn? Ooohhh! Sign me up for that!
But perhaps the best part is that, when I look at the profiles of these men, they very often have multiple pictures of themselves. Perhaps a few face shots or the obligatory lifting-shirt-up-and-sucking-in-the-beer-belly-while-aiming-the-camera-phone-at-the-mirror pose and yet there are NO photos at all of his enormous penis! One would think that if he is so proud of the fact that he's packing the Washington Monument in his shorts, he would not only have a photo of the damn thing, but there would be ruler, soda can, DVD box, SOMETHING to prove that it is indeed a massive weapon of pleasure.
I guess they're just shy?[;)]
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