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Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:26:33 PM

submaleinzona

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Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/

"Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level."

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:29:47 PM

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lemme see.........

at a quarter a blowjob, that's...............

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:31:58 PM

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The article also said they're developing a male sex robot named Rocky.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:34:08 PM

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Oye........

Hey, don't a lot of guys complain that their wives 'just lay there' and that they talk too much? Seems that is all this toy does.....

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:57:44 PM

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This might have been interesting but I'm afraid for me the female robot looks a bit like Vicky Pollard from Little Britain, and this might just affect UK sales.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 1:59:27 PM

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$7,000...when you can buy a real slave for $850?

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 2:02:53 PM

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This might have been interesting but I'm afraid for me the female robot looks a bit like Vicky Pollard from Little Britain, and this might just affect UK sales.

Yeahbutnobutyeahbutnobutyeah

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 5:28:09 PM

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Lemme get this straight. They developed a doll that can fuck, and then instead of adding cooking and cleaning, they made her able to talk?

Something's wrong with that Hines dude.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 6:00:50 PM

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I want one that can cook and clean.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 8:22:40 PM

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lemme see.........

at a quarter a blowjob, that's...............

Don't forget to factor in the cost of batteries and lightbulbs.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/2/2010 8:32:10 PM

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Would you really want to put your cock in an electrical and/or metal device? Reads like that Melanie Griffith movie..Cherry 2000

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/4/2010 1:40:03 PM

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Would you really want to put your cock in an electrical and/or metal device? Reads like that Melanie Griffith movie..Cherry 2000

In some ways, that could actually be safer. Robots won't come at you with a knife or a shotgun while you're sleeping. They damned sure won't steal $5,000 from you and dump you.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/4/2010 1:41:08 PM

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Hey, don't a lot of guys complain that their wives 'just lay there' and that they talk too much? Seems that is all this toy does.....

But this robot can made to "shut up," unlike most chicks.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/4/2010 2:53:03 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
Hey, don't a lot of guys complain that their wives 'just lay there' and that they talk too much? Seems that is all this toy does.....

But this robot can made to "shut up," unlike most chicks.

i'm confused what baby chickens have to do with sexbots.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/4/2010 5:05:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: submaleinzona

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/

"Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lifelike dolls, artificial sex organs and sex-chat phone lines have been keeping the lonely company for decades. But Roxxxy takes virtual companionship to a new level."

I read about this a short while back, but they didn't mention that she talked as well. Seeing the doll, she looks rather freaky and not in that good way. I say, if it keeps some people happy and out of trouble, have at it! Good ole' clean but expensive fun!

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/4/2010 8:07:55 PM

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i'm confused what baby chickens have to do with sexbots.

If you'll actually take the time to read and comprehend my post, I never said "chickens." Your feeble attempt at humor falls miserably flat.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/8/2010 11:50:16 AM

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I wonder if there is a test drive.

7k is often cheaper then an EX,

-just sayn-

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/8/2010 2:42:39 PM

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I want an "earner", one who can go out and get a job in a strip club.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/8/2010 2:55:45 PM

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I think I can deliver something for those who think they have seen everything. I saw a seqment on CNN the other day about men who fully commit themselves to their life-like female dolls. They do their hair, makeup, nails and toes, dress and bathe them, etc. It is all very sincere and they claim, "Why not? Until I meet someone living who can replace her this makes perfect sense and is so much less complicated." At that point, I thought of Wilson in the movie, "Castaway" with Tom Hanks. Ah humans...they are so full of surprises.

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RE: Just when I thought I had seen everything - 2/9/2010 12:43:37 AM

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What about Lars and the Real Girl? That was a sweet movie.

Then again, what if there is some sort of robot malfunction when getting a blowjob and she clamps down on your cock? That thing does have teeth, ya know. They're probably all soft and stuff, though, but there could be metal jaws in her face. Probably just hard plastic, though. Still, though, something to consider.

For 7 grand, though, I think they could have made her a little more attractive. They were definitely not investing the cash in the looks department.

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