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heartcream -> RE: heartcream's new picture? (1/10/2010 12:36:00 AM)
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Wow I am amazed! I was checking out domi's thread trail for entertainment poipusses and lookie here!
I have a thread alllll about me. Jeffffffffffffffwawa thank yaya! I am so seriously moved, I feel lucky, oh so lucky!
Please no derailing. Let us stay on point or I will be contacting a mod. This is not the sort of thread calling for highjacking.
Okay now that I have you all together, please put your heads down on your arms on your desk and close your eyes while I tell you a tale of fishes in love with an aged woman who looks not so bad for all the years blood has pumped through her veins.
Once upon a time lived a misunderstood chick who looked like sticks.
Her knees were the largest part of her legs and many kids made fun of her in school. The school nurse called her down into her office and told her to go home and tell her mom to feed her more sgetti. That nurse never met her Dutch Mommy. She wouldnt tell Bossy Mommy anything what to do. Her mother dont play like that. The young girl did like sgetts though. She filled out a bit eventually. Starvation was not the reason for her lack of body mass, she ate plenty.
In the summers she went to the Laurentian River dividing the provinces of Ontario and Quebec for two weeks with her parents and brothers and sister. All the rest of the vakay folks were from the US of A. It was a wonderful way to learn to love the smell of Marlboro Reds and to smoke them too. She loved the Murikins too. We could swim across when we were older and stronger, far but not as far as the English Channel and we didnt look so beefy as those swim cap wearing big English chicks swimming with Eels.
During this time all the fish in the river took a-liking to her and they sonar'd fish all across the land. They all agreed that when she puts her bony ass legs in the rivers of the world, the fish come and bump against her in adoration and affection. They loved her skinny legs, good target practice trying to kiss them with their cute downturned mouths. Oh how they loved to make her giggle, make her feel special and loved.
It is quite a sensation. So sorry you have no idea what it is like to be the Special One of the Fishes in the River.
The fishes also allowed her rip'd doggie to join in because she was a really swell dog.
SOTITR had a difficult time in her bony life, but the fishes made her feel loved.
This is a rare picture of her communing with the cute fish who wish to remain unseen to most of you. As her aged nips feel the same.
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