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GYPSYMAMBO -> PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:01:27 PM)
no not that kind.. A guy told me when he was in Morocco he met a woman who could write with a pen in her pussy..(with that pen) When I was in TURKEY I was taught a few choice little things...to do with mine[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m20.gif[/image] Soooooooo My questions: What have you experianced/ seen that pussy muscle can do.. other than birthing or milking a man silly? What amazing antics can your pussy preform?other than regular stuff... GM

breatheasone -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:08:27 PM)
My husband told me when he was in the Philippines he saw a woman pick-up a stack of quarters with her , and she was able to drop them/push them out ONE at a time.

JohnWarren -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:13:04 PM)
One of the things regularly featured in Bangkok second floor clubs is a woman shooting ping pong balls from her pussy into the audience. I've also seen ones who could pick up objects like pens from the stage using only their pussy muscles. On the home front a while back, I was playing with a woman who came so strongly that the dildo I had placed in her pussy flew out, across the room and broke a cheval mirror.

Jeffff -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:13:18 PM)
I once saw a woman, squat over a tray and call out "how many". Then she would..."spit"? quarters. You yell 3 it would be, clang, clang, clang.. Up to an entire roll...... although she had to dig out the last 2 or three. We were shitfaced and we ALL wanted to fuck her!.....LOL Jeff

subtee -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:15:05 PM)
Oh blech. That's it, you are no longer under consideration. ~vomitee

rockspider -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:25:03 PM)
In Bangkok there is the famous red light district called Patpong. Everywhere you move in that area there is touts for these shows who for some reasons always is on first floor. I have only seen it twice and found them not to tastefull and rather a rip off. But there is no doubt that all the stuff mentioned in this tread and a lot more (i did see a woman pull hundreds of needles on a tread out of her pussy, another was shooting darts at ballons). Funny enough i found the show not the least bit sexy. Those women was like robots performing this show on automatic and i suspect the most of them was on drugs. A sentiment, some thais i do know there, confirmed that it is normal.

Jeffff -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:27:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Oh blech. That's it, you are no longer under consideration. ~vomitee You would have had to have been there.... it was amazing! Jeff

pahunkboy -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:31:00 PM)
I seen one chase a mouse.

numuncular -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:32:12 PM)
one of the sex show places in amsterdam is devoted to women doing wierd and wonderful things with their vaginas, they have a writing show that I remember and I do seem to recall dildos as projectiles, but it was all a bit of a haze.

cjan -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:39:19 PM)
I was once in a Barcelona waterfront , of course, bar, a sailor's bar. There was a woman who had a standing bet to any man that she could piss higher on the wall in the alley. She prolly made some good money at it, I know she took mine. Out in the alley, after the guy went first, she would turn her back to the wall, pull up her skirt, drop her panties and quickly bend at the waist while she let go her effort. No cotest, not even close. I know she never had to pay a tab in that bar and went home with plenty of pesos in her purse. It was worth it. Very entertaining and the guys always loved to watch a new sucker get taken. My own dream girl would have a pussy that can speak. Not too much, of course, we get enough of that...just a simple "hello" would do nicely.

thornhappy -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:45:52 PM)
that really got my mind working....if one could modulate a vart, the pussy could talk.

kdsub -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:49:28 PM)
Hold and smoke a cigarette. Butch

kdsub -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:51:20 PM)
Does the Amazing Ty count? Butch

cjan -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 1:54:00 PM)
Practice, thorny. As they say, it might get you to Carnegie Hall. I will be your manager. I can book you into every waterfront bar in the woild. We'll make a fortune. Remember, tho, just "hello".

GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:25:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kdsub Hold and smoke a cigarette. Butch you saw it??? how does the smoke come out..or is there simply enough "draw" to make the end light up?? GM

GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:27:26 PM)
IN Turkey they taught me to hold marbles inside..all day.. then gradually to shoot them out..one at a time.. grapes too GM

LafayetteLady -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:30:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GYPSYMAMBO quote: ORIGINAL: kdsub Hold and smoke a cigarette. Butch you saw it??? how does the smoke come out..or is there simply enough "draw" to make the end light up?? GM I actually used to bartend in a go go bar and there was one dancer who did that. Yep, smoke went in, smoke came out. Then the jokes about "lip cancer" ensued.

cjan -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:31:26 PM)
Great thread, Mambo. I'm curious tho...who was"they" ? And re subtee dissing you, Jeff, forget her. Even tho she seems to be a super-dirty baby, she is squeamish and conflicted. That's why she lives where she do and spends her evenings fingering her, um, thesoarus. Sorry, tee, sure I misspelled dat, don't have a dictionary handy.

windchymes -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:39:25 PM)
Since Ron doesn't seem to be here at the moment, I'll take over the DJ spot.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnnkFgfAvhY&feature=related

GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: PUSSY POWER (1/7/2010 2:44:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Great thread, Mambo. I'm curious tho...who was"they" ? welllllllllll ty for asking.... I have studied many spiritual paths in this lifetime and several involving sensuality and sexaulity as sacred...including tantra etc. While in Turkey representing CA at a peace conference... I had occasion to meet with a live cobra...at the ruins of the Temple of Aphrodite.. This I was told meant the oracle recognized a Priestess across time...(it went across my feet.) A party ensued and I was ordained as Priestess..I chose to stay on for APHRODITIC and temple teachings which involved "sensual arts" inlcuding the marbles and other assorted sense awarenss,..and Priestess path training(dancing..healing..etc).. THE result being someone who could lead you by the cock with muscle WHILE singing...and healing your back pain...........and meditating..ahahhahahahahah yep TRUTH is stranger than fiction.. GM

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