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Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 12:35:55 PM   
hlen5


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34623505/ns/us_news-security

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 12:46:05 PM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		I did not do too bad.   I was not even trying much... and got 33%.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 12:54:51 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I let them all go through. I got tired of listening to the a-holes piss and moan about me trying to look after their sorry butts. They want to complain about my help? Fine, everything gets let through.

After all, I'm not going to be on the flight so what do I care?

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 1:01:36 PM   
pahunkboy


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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

I let them all go through. I got tired of listening to the a-holes piss and moan about me trying to look after their sorry butts. They want to complain about my help? Fine, everything gets let through.

After all, I'm not going to be on the flight so what do I care?


LMAO!!

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 2:39:25 PM   
BitaTruble


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Status: offline 		I should go work for the airlines. .. I got 100% of the threats but I did get two that I thought were threats but weren't.. not too bad. How much does that job pay?

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 2:50:17 PM   
kittinSol


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Status: offline 		Screened 9 bags. Identified 100% of threats. Three false alarms. Was too slow.

I should get a job at customs: a dream come true  .

Soon, we'll have to travel naked underneath a prison-style jumsuit with no luggage. I can see that day coming fast.

The thing is, there is ZERO 100% security; what happened with that loser last month was NOT the norm. And nobody died...

All in all, the system seems to be working okay: but it involves human beings, which means that errors do happen.

We're witnessing a lot of hysteria and once again, we are going to let civil liberties be eroded under the spurious excuse that "it's for our safety". The full body scanning machines are a fucking scandal, imo, especially in the light of this: who's getting rich from the airport naked-scanner boom?

This is SO NOT a cool way to start a new decade *sigh*.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 3:12:29 PM   
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I was giving a blow job to the screener, distracting him from the task at hand. (pun intended)

Thereby allowing my neighbor Marge to smuggle her five chihuahuas within her periwinkle blue
Armani six-in-one tote, boarding with an unsuspecting array of weary cat loving travelers.

The immediate danger would be those whom could no longer bear the incessant yipping,
flinging themselves sans parachute from the Boeing 747 at 35,000 feet.

Legitimate terror concern, or simple racial profiling. You be the judge.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 4:33:36 PM   
winterlight


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Status: offline 		I got a grade of 70%. Identified 100%..

< Message edited by winterlight -- 1/6/2010 4:34:08 PM >

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 6:18:08 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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Status: offline 		Bags Screened: 23
Bags w/ Threats: 6
Correctly ID'd: 100%
False Alarms: 11
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Seriously??? grade D when I identified 100% of real threats!! A few extra hand searches that were benign....so what?

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 6:23:22 PM   
sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR
Bags Screened: 23
Bags w/ Threats: 6
Correctly ID'd: 100%
False Alarms: 11
Grade: D

Seriously??? grade D when I identified 100% of real threats!! A few extra hand searches that were benign....so what?

Whiney bitches, the whole lot of 'em. You go above and beyond the call of duty to make sure their asses are safe on that plane and what does it get you in the end? A mediocre -- perhaps even damning -- mark in your service file.

Some times it just isn't worth it.












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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 6:24:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

Seriously??? grade D when I identified 100% of real threats!! A few extra hand searches that were benign....so what?



I hope you belong to a union, man.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 7:32:04 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		100%, 4 threats, 15 screened, no false alarms.

Grade A....but "try to screen bags more quickly"

I'm used to assholes bitching. Fuck 'em.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 8:30:04 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		"Soon, we'll have to travel naked underneath a prison-style jumsuit with no luggage. I can see that day coming fast"

Shhhhh, you might disturb the other subbies.

There were pictures of lockable and secure clothing for use in mental institutions and such. I don't know if the site is still there but a search for institute+blacksteel should yield it if it exists. I have a bunch of pictures saved from there, if they are there some might have a look. If not I have a few I could send.

BTW, where is the test ? I couldn't seem to get it. But then this thing has recently been restored so it might need some addons.

Or some may more enjoy being transported like a convicted mass murderer, with hands and feet chained to the seat. Other might rather be naked in cages.

Of course some of these methods might not work so well on trans-oceanic flights.

T

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 8:39:17 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I think all you need is Flash installed to view and take the test. The test itself starts out as a Flash video at the top of the screen presented after you click the link in this thread. There's nothing more to do than to watch the video demo and play security screener when it asks if you are ready.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 9:14:49 PM   
NuevaVida


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Status: offline 		11 bags, 100% of threats, 3 false alarms.  I thought the complainers were funny, lol.

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/6/2010 9:17:30 PM   
LadiTrukDriver


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Status: offline 		I was surprised, I got a 75%, though I did get bitched at by the passengers for going to slow LOL

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RE: Test Yourself - 1/7/2010 12:39:24 AM   
pahunkboy


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

"Soon, we'll have to travel naked underneath a prison-style jumsuit with no luggage. I can see that day coming fast"

T


dont be silly-  the govt want taser bracelets for passengers.  it you act up- the stweardees releases the taser on your bracelet.

as to the Detriot false flag-  to blow up the plane- the aircraft has to be a certain elevation- and it was not.   The "attack" is a hoax.

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