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The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 7:49:49 PM   
eponavet


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Status: offline 		Fucking Betty Crocker Butter Cream Frosting!!!

Fucking Bullshit!!!! I can't stop eating it!!!!

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 8:37:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pfffttt, that doesn't even come close to being as evil as Reese Cups. They are laced with crack, ya know?

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 8:48:19 PM   
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IF they made a huge fucking tub of reese's that you could eat by the spoonful...

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 9:01:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		No, nothing is laced with anything. Even the scare stories from the old days that joints were laced with PCP or coke or something is all bullsit. If they were laced, they would cost more. Therefore I think it is safe for NA members to eat Reese's cups.

And evil ? I am the evil, consider this :

Light chocolate cream pie in a crispy crust, spirographed on the top with extremely rich, dark chocolate syrup, just slightly run through the broiler fo a few seconds after the topping of dark chocolate.

And if you think you are bad to the bone, I have much much more.

:-> (can I get an evil grin here ? )

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 9:08:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Holy diabetic coma, T... I don't even need to really worry about watching my figure, and I'm half wincing internally and half drooling just at the thought.

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 9:34:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

No, nothing is laced with anything. Even the scare stories from the old days that joints were laced with PCP or coke or something is all bullsit. If they were laced, they would cost more. Therefore I think it is safe for NA members to eat Reese's cups.

And evil ? I am the evil, consider this :

Light chocolate cream pie in a crispy crust, spirographed on the top with extremely rich, dark chocolate syrup, just slightly run through the broiler fo a few seconds after the topping of dark chocolate.

And if you think you are bad to the bone, I have much much more.

:-> (can I get an evil grin here ? )

T



By definition....

Anything "light" can NOT be the most evil thing ever!

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 9:56:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		I meant lightly colored and flavored. By contrast the pattern of the "icing" I guess would consist of very darkly colored and heavily flavored chocolate.

Sorry about the mixup.

T

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 10:02:21 PM   
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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/22/2009 11:15:16 PM   
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Bring it on. More evilness, more evilness.


Please =)

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 5:03:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Seven layer Hungarian chocolate cake, the kind that is so moist you need nothing to drink with it.

And of course in both cases these dangerous items are refrigerated. Just for safety's sake of course.

T

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:01:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: eponavet

Fucking Betty Crocker Butter Cream Frosting!!!

Fucking Bullshit!!!! I can't stop eating it!!!!


/Goes to store/
/Buys frosting/
/Applies frosting all over body/
/Waits for eponavet/




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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:16:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		You lovely people (and Steven) are missing the health benefits of a wonderful food.....Twinkies!!!

It is a well known fact that the average Twinkie has a shelf life of well over 60 years (Just ask Stevie to crack open the box from the year he was born. Now there is proof for ya!). Those puppies are loaded with preservatives.

Now...i KNOW there are some of you annoying health nuts out there who are rolling your eyes, and i have but one thing to say to you:  Y'all are going to be a pissed off bunch when you are in a nursing home, dying of NOTHING!!!

As for us Twinkie lovers...not only do they taste good, but the preservatives in the Twinkie are absorbed by the human body, preserving it is the state it is in at the time of consumption.

Yes folks...it is true. Twinkies stop the aging process.




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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:31:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		Holly, thanks for clearing that up. I thought they had a temporal shield or were in some sort of time vortex or something like that. I guess I watched too much Star Trek.

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:32:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm gonna have to say it's the christmas bakeathon that lucey has here at home. I'm surrounded by tins of choc chip cookies, oatmeal scotchies, ices sugar cookies, hershey kisscookies, buckeyes, chocolate krinkles, and my arch enemy, peanut butter fudge. He does not show his face often in fear of being devoured. He tries to be stealthy, hiding amongst the cookies in a tin of his own, but i know his secrets and where he hides. He isnt as cunning as he believes he is, and is easily discovered and slowly beaten down and consumed, piece by peanut buttery piece...........till lucey walks in and reminds me that was for goody baskets for the family. Damn you peanut butter fudge, we shall meet again.

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:40:18 AM   
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till lucey walks in and reminds me that was for goody baskets for the family.
now now...we all know that peanut butter fudge is not healthy for the average person.

Personally...i commend you for selflessly hogging all the peanut butter fudge, saving family members from unsightly belly bulge, elevated cholesterol and triglyceride levels, and the sugar high that will have them bouncing off the walls, causing other family members to smack the hell out of them.


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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:41:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Holly, thanks for clearing that up. I thought they had a temporal shield or were in some sort of time vortex or something like that. I guess I watched too much Star Trek.

T
no problem Termy...always glad to help


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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:41:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		In this type of thread fudge should not be mentioned until page two. I think it's in the terms of service somewhere.

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:54:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Chocolate cheesecake with a chocolate ganache topping surely gets an honorable mention.

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 6:56:59 AM   
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I was tempted by Gan Marnier chocolate double chocolate cake once... with buttercream frosting.

I ate a sandwich. It was not fulfilling.

< Message edited by AquaticSub -- 12/23/2009 6:57:14 AM >

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RE: The most evil thing ever.... - 12/23/2009 7:00:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for the great excuse holly...i'm saving the family! YES! Though I do think watching some family members smacking the hell outta each other would be pretty entertaining.

Off to save dad from a sugar OD, where is that tin..

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