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girlygurl -> Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/21/2009 11:13:10 PM)

I heard this 911 call years ago and found part of it on youtube..... OMG I am crying I'm laughing so hard!




QuirkyAnne -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/23/2009 9:28:19 PM)

Oh. My. God.  I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.  Hell, MY dog is looking at me weird!

Anne




tsatske -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/23/2009 10:36:45 PM)

OMG, that led me on a round of some funny ass Utubes. Thank you.




UncleNasty -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/25/2009 8:30:54 AM)

What motha fukkin demographic does that knucklehead represent?

Uncle Nasty




KatyLied -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/25/2009 6:41:24 PM)

I wanna know who gets the deer?  Me or the dog?  Classic fun times from way back.




Termyn8or -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/25/2009 10:11:07 PM)

Nice, but it's a remake. In the original the caller was at a gas station surrounded in a phone booth by guard dogs. The deer was kicking out his back window of his Caddilac. And it's a different voice I think. I really can't swear even the original was real, but this one is definitely a remake.

Now what we have to find is the original Cement Man. This guy helped someone move a body encased in concrete to a discreet location and pulled a hernia doing it. He was calling to get from a victims of violent crime fund and didn't realize he was implicating himself in at least complicity in first degree murder. The recording of the phone conversation was forwarded to the FBI, and through people, that's where I got it. It was the laugh of the town for a time.

"He didn't put no handholds on it"
"No hanholds"
"Yeah, and I grabbed the motherfucker and my balls stuck out, dammit I can barely walk now"

Sometimes knowing where it came from, that it is actually for real, is part of the humor. Like the original Cement Man, that was the Deer Man. It came from the park service. We had it around here back in the eighties. It was a hoot, it was real and it was better.

Still funny, but it was definitely a remake.

T




ElectraGlide -> RE: Man hits deer and calls 911 (12/25/2009 10:36:58 PM)

I can't stand those Deer Crossing signs that the highway department puts up. We all know that Deer can't read the dam signs.




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