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ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 2:04:37 AM   
rimmen


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Status: offline 		ik heb daarvoor een stoeltje is een toilet bril op pootjes waaraan pols boeien bevesigt zijn om mij er onder aan vast te maken, ik zoek mannen tussen de 18 en 30 jaar die mij willen gebruiken als hun privé toilet
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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 3:22:21 AM   
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ik zoek


En daarvoor heb je dan een profile - zie je hierboven "community discussions" staat? Dat is de bedoeling van deze sektie, niet om je persoonlijke oproep te plaatsen. Je kunt hier ook niet leren lezen.

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 3:58:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		something to do with toilets?

sorry my german is minimal - achtung and swinehunt - thats all i have left over from my skiing holiday.

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:01:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		He is from Belguim and wishes to be a toilet slave.  He is looking for a Domme in the age range of 18 to 30.

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:19:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lally2

something to do with toilets?

sorry my german is minimal - achtung and swinehunt - thats all i have left over from my skiing holiday.


I learned my German from Hogan's Heroes too

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:21:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lally2

something to do with toilets?

sorry my german is minimal - achtung and swinehunt - thats all i have left over from my skiing holiday.



lol It is dutch not german.
For survival reasons..when on holidays..never mix those 2

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:36:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		He. Nederlands is slechte Duits, Vlaams is slechte Nederlands.

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:42:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

He. Nederlands is slechte Duits, Vlaams is slechte Nederlands.

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lol.... kinda
We had a German Prince fighting the Spanish ...later one of our Kings rules Britain.
Belgium was ours...but we let hem go :P. France can have it. ( and they still fight about languages).
European countries behaved very incestious..lol

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:51:46 AM   
estah


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Dutch and German are not the same language and can get your head removed if you confuse the two before the wrong people. verity is speaking from personal experience.


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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 4:59:59 AM   
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sorry rimmen

< Message edited by lally2 -- 12/20/2009 5:19:20 AM >

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So all I have to do in order to serve him, is to work out exactly how improbable he is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give him a fresh cup of really hot tea ... and turn him on!

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 5:13:09 AM   
rimmen


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Status: offline 		ik bied mij gratis aan mijn tong als uw toilet papier

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 5:38:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: rimmen

ik bied mij gratis aan mijn tong als uw toilet papier



I will translate

"I offer myself for free....my tongue for use as your toiletpaper"

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 6:33:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lally2

something to do with toilets?

sorry my german is minimal - achtung and swinehunt - thats all i have left over from my skiing holiday.


Musta been one rough skiing holiday if you picked up THOSE words! 


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I would like to be used as a toilet slave - 12/20/2009 6:45:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

He is from Belguim and wishes to be a toilet slave.  He is looking for a Domme in the age range of 18 to 30.


He's looking for MEN between 18 and 30 to be a toilet slave to...




< Message edited by ishyB -- 12/20/2009 6:47:14 AM >

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RE: I would like to be used as a toilet slave - 12/20/2009 6:49:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks Ishy...my translation was from the top of my head.  I have not used the language in quite a long time (used to speak korean as well but lost the ability).

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 7:01:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: lally2

something to do with toilets?

sorry my german is minimal - achtung and swinehunt - thats all i have left over from my skiing holiday.


Musta been one rough skiing holiday if you picked up THOSE words! 



suicidal actually - i lived - many didnt - it was a bit sobering going back on the plane with all those coffins standing up in the seats. the stewardesses did their best to keep us all cheerful though.

i shant be going back

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So all I have to do in order to serve him, is to work out exactly how improbable he is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give him a fresh cup of really hot tea ... and turn him on!

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 9:55:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: estah
Dutch and German are not the same language and can get your head removed if you confuse the two before the wrong people. verity is speaking from personal experience.


verity-
for the visiting Americans who confuse the two, perhaps you could be kind enough to tell them that "ik bied mij gratis aan mijn tong als uw toilet papier" means "I would like to buy a newspaper".

That would make for interesting stories to tell upon their return home.

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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 9:58:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		I find the strange sensation of pleasure in my bowels that they know what rimmen is, even if they dont spell it quite rightly.

The international language of love, nest ces pas?



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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 11:23:25 AM   
estah


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Status: offline 		Greetings Master AnimusRex,

Alas verity is unable to help you there, she is under strict orders not to cause any harm to herself, and that could be seen as being Lebensmüde (Tried of life or having a death wish) which would see her in trouble with her Owner. Although the suggestion could be fun, verity would like to keep her skin whole.

verity


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RE: ik ben graag gebuikt als toiletslaaf - 12/20/2009 12:07:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I find the strange sensation of pleasure in my bowels that they know what rimmen is, even if they dont spell it quite rightly.

The international language of love, nest ces pas?




Greetings Master,

Seeing that you have such a passion for language...
"rimmen" is the correct Dutch spelling for "licking somebody's anus".
The term (I think) originated from English, but was then -like happens so often with loan words- adapted to standard Dutch grammer and turned into a verb.

The correct Dutch grammatical conjugation would be:

Rimmen ==== To give a rim job

Ik rim ==== I give a rim job
Jij rimt ==== You give a rim job
Hij/zij rimt ==== He/she/(it?) gives a rim job
Wij rimmen ==== We give a rim job
Jullie rimmen ==== You give a rim job
Zij rimmen ==== They give a rim job

I wish you well,

ishy

< Message edited by ishyB -- 12/20/2009 12:12:27 PM >

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Someone's gotta go
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