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ExKat -> Helping out the posers on the front page (12/19/2009 8:51:37 PM)
This was too good not to share on this blizzardy night! We're all faced with the clearly fake profiles that pop up on the front page regularly. A new one was just added...a woman with a non-kinky lingerie shot (that was clearly a model stolen from elsewhere). 'She' said that she had her labia removed for her last master whom she loved very dearly, and could no longer orgasm. I kindly pointed out to 'her' that a woman doesn't need a labia to orgasm, but the clitoris (never mind all those lucky ladies who cum from vaginal or anal or other stimulation alone...this guy needed an introduction, not a college level course). I come on today and noticed that 'she' had changed her drastic surgery to a 'cliterdectomy'. It made my night.

Justme696 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 12:32:02 AM)
You should have more respect for her act of love. Cutting body parts away...so romantic. I am glad I read this lovely romantic story on a sunday morning. btw what is non kinky lingerie..is there kinky lingerie also? In the end..both end on the floor next to bed anyway :P

sunshinemiss -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 3:43:26 AM)
quote: what is non kinky lingerie..is there kinky lingerie also? In the end..both end on the floor next to bed anyway :P Or hanging in shreds from various body parts ...

lally2 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 3:59:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: what is non kinky lingerie..is there kinky lingerie also? In the end..both end on the floor next to bed anyway :P Or hanging in shreds from various body parts ... [:)] sounds like a good night!

Justme696 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 4:22:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: what is non kinky lingerie..is there kinky lingerie also? In the end..both end on the floor next to bed anyway :P Or hanging in shreds from various body parts ... mm yes :D

mefisto69 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 4:39:14 AM)
Sigh.... so many wimmens give it up for me. I have a trophy room chock FULL of tits and butt cheeks hanging on wall plaques.

Lucienne -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 6:52:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExKat . 'She' said that she had her labia removed for her last master whom she loved very dearly, and could no longer orgasm. First, this is funny. Second, who is that ad designed to appeal to?

theRose4U -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 8:17:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExKat This was too good not to share on this blizzardy night! We're all faced with the clearly fake profiles that pop up on the front page regularly. A new one was just added...a woman with a non-kinky lingerie shot (that was clearly a model stolen from elsewhere). 'She' said that she had her labia removed for her last master whom she loved very dearly, and could no longer orgasm. I kindly pointed out to 'her' that a woman doesn't need a labia to orgasm, but the clitoris (never mind all those lucky ladies who cum from vaginal or anal or other stimulation alone...this guy needed an introduction, not a college level course). I come on today and noticed that 'she' had changed her drastic surgery to a 'cliterdectomy'. It made my night. Yeah nothin says lovin like the inability to enjoy sex. Maybe CM will add dominating maniquins that don't react to impact play to their list too. WOO HOO good times to look forward to there boys [8D] Puts a whole new spin on dominating a woody.

cavman33 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 10:24:32 AM)
are there any real people on this site seems its like a bdsm yahoo chat rooms full of bots

mnottertail -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 10:25:38 AM)
well, we are all ok, we know who made our profiles, not so sure about you though. RoomBot

sexyred1 -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 10:28:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cavman33 are there any real people on this site seems its like a bdsm yahoo chat rooms full of bots No, we are all bots. Some of us just have much better hair.

mnottertail -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 10:30:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExKat This was too good not to share on this blizzardy night! We're all faced with the clearly fake profiles that pop up on the front page regularly. A new one was just added...a woman with a non-kinky lingerie shot (that was clearly a model stolen from elsewhere). 'She' said that she had her labia removed for her last master whom she loved very dearly, and could no longer orgasm. I kindly pointed out to 'her' that a woman doesn't need a labia to orgasm, but the clitoris (never mind all those lucky ladies who cum from vaginal or anal or other stimulation alone...this guy needed an introduction, not a college level course). I come on today and noticed that 'she' had changed her drastic surgery to a 'cliterdectomy'. It made my night. I saw that one a couple days ago. Question is, did anyone think to BBQ or buffalowing her pissflaps? osf

sunshinemiss -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 10:31:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cavman33 are there any real people on this site seems its like a bdsm yahoo chat rooms full of bots Well mr. cavman... I've met about 30 people from this site... We did in fact go dancing... don't recall doing the "robot" dance... but I was busy ogling the hot chicks at one point, so I may have missed that. good luck in your search, sunshine

Missokyst -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 4:08:46 PM)
Probably geared toward someone who couldn't make a woman orgasm even if he had a hitachi wand in hand. quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne quote: ORIGINAL: ExKat . 'She' said that she had her labia removed for her last master whom she loved very dearly, and could no longer orgasm. First, this is funny. Second, who is that ad designed to appeal to?

PrimalConsonance -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 6:02:08 PM)
(CNJDom says:) Maybe she should have had her hitachi removed out of loving respect...would that be a hitachirectomy?

SomethingCatchy -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 6:29:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lally2 quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: what is non kinky lingerie..is there kinky lingerie also? In the end..both end on the floor next to bed anyway :P Or hanging in shreds from various body parts ... [:)] sounds like a good night! I need one of those nights. Bad. I thought the story was hilarious though. I even snorted.

Lizbetbathory -> RE: Helping out the posers on the front page (12/20/2009 6:53:25 PM)
OMG this is the best laugh ive had all day

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