Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex

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slaveluci -> Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 9:22:25 AM)
A British woman lost her appeal Tuesday against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after a court heard how her marathon romps that kept neighbours awake sounded like someone being murdered. Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "howling" lovemaking sounded "unnatural", "hysterical" and "like they are both in considerable pain", Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England heard. http://www.alternet.org/blogs/sex/144224/court_bars_couple_from_having_%22unnatural%2C%22_%22hysterical%2C%22_%22howling%22_sex Wow! luci

lizi -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 10:00:48 AM)
Wow.... Maybe this is completely wrong of me but I seriously want to hear the tape [:D]

rockspider -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 10:13:01 AM)
Hmmm. Wonder about she might have a sister[;)]

Termyn8or -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 10:17:09 AM)
Hmmmm, now there's a "community standards" issue if I ever heard one. Interesting as I have the upstairs suite for rent. This is my house and I haven't rented it for decades. Suffice it to say I did not spend all that money on stereo equipment to let it lay silent. But I can have some respect and quiet down for the good of,,,,, whatever. Very similar issue. They are allowed to have loud sex, but then their rights do have to end where another's begin at the very least. This sort of issue is a manifestation of overpopulation. I like to rock this house when I damn well please, and can do it with near impunity because of certain things. Best would be space - if I lived out in the sticks, perhaps a half mile from neighbors I could have concerts every day, outdoors even. But as it is I have to close windows, I have a double cieling and have carefully placed my speakers not only for sonic purity, but to try to concentrate the sound in my house. T

DesFIP -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 12:30:37 PM)
Haven't they heard of soundproofing? White noise machines?

switch2please -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 2:19:01 PM)
His neighbors give us funny looks when we see them after sex....I can be pretty loud.... We haven't had any complaints, just dirty looks from the couple next door. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

slaveluci -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 5:32:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lizi Wow.... Maybe this is completely wrong of me but I seriously want to hear the tape [:D] So do I! She sounds like she was being "murdered?" Wow! Makes me so curious.........luci

slaveluci -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 5:34:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: switch2please His neighbors give us funny looks when we see them after sex....I can be pretty loud.... We haven't had any complaints, just dirty looks from the couple next door. Jealousy is a terrible thing. [:D], isn't it? They wish they had it so good, huh? And I so agree with DesFIP. If they knew how loud she is, why not at least attempt to camoflauge some of the noise? luci

DesFIP -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 5:49:16 PM)
You misunderstand me luci, she knows that she sounds like a tomcat in heat so it is her responsibility to sound proof her apartment and drown out the sound. It is not the neighbor's responsibility to have to buy three carpets and keep the stereo on all the time. The person who makes the noise is responsible to not bother their neighbors. If I was the poor neighbor I would have taped it and played it back continuously speakers against the common wall until they learned to take responsibility for themselves.

AquaticSub -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 6:09:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: switch2please His neighbors give us funny looks when we see them after sex....I can be pretty loud.... We haven't had any complaints, just dirty looks from the couple next door. Jealousy is a terrible thing. I doubt it's jealousy. Having living college dorms, being very loud myself and being around people who are very loud during sex... it's just fucking rude when the walls are thin. It's hard to concentrate on writing a paper or balencing a checkbook when your neighbors aren't polite enough to at least attempt to muffle themselves. Or you know... heaven forbid they invite someone into their home who also doesn't want to hear sex noises. Like a kid.

Hierodule -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 9:48:27 PM)
Its just like any other loud noise. If it disturbs your neighbors you got to cut it out. Fuck a pillow though, that will never work they should invest in a gag of some sort.

breatheasone -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/29/2009 9:54:22 PM)
i agree with DesFIP, Aquaticsub, and Hierodule, its the right, and considerate thing to do to be mindful of your neighbors.

sophiesback -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/30/2009 12:34:39 AM)
This just makes me thankful He lives in the country [:D]

slaveluci -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/30/2009 5:56:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP You misunderstand me luci, she knows that she sounds like a tomcat in heat so it is her responsibility to sound proof her apartment and drown out the sound. It is not the neighbor's responsibility to have to buy three carpets and keep the stereo on all the time. The person who makes the noise is responsible to not bother their neighbors. If I was the poor neighbor I would have taped it and played it back continuously speakers against the common wall until they learned to take responsibility for themselves. [:D], yeah that would teach them. No, I understood what you meant. I meant that if they (the couple) knew how loud she was, they should have taken measures to muffle it like the soundproofing you mentioned. When I re-read it, I see how it could have read either way.............luci

Hillwilliam -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/30/2009 7:59:43 AM)
Aquatic's college reminisces made Me remember a time in college when I was playing with a lady that was ummmm loud. My apartment mates went out and gathered at least 20 people into the living room and when we came out, we got a standing ovation. Embarassing but fun.

switch2please -> RE: Court Bars Couple from Having "Unnatural," "Hysterical," "Howling" Sex (11/30/2009 3:08:41 PM)
I was kidding, actually. I don't see the need to subject people to my unnatural hysterical howling, I've been on the receiving end (gotta love roommates). I do have a 'mute' button. If you can find it [:D]

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