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Teens and Jello! - 11/26/2009 4:45:32 AM

LadyChallene

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Raising teenagers is rather like trying to nail jello to a tree.

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RE: Teens and Jello! - 11/26/2009 5:59:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyChallene

Raising teenagers is rather like trying to nail jello to a tree.

i say that about trying to reason with a toddler

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RE: Teens and Jello! - 11/26/2009 8:23:20 AM

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Y'know the prerequisite for the course is putting toothpaste back in the tube.

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RE: Teens and Jello! - 11/26/2009 6:11:09 PM

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Just remember. grandkids are your reward for not sloooooowly strangling your teens

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RE: Teens and Jello! - 11/27/2009 4:52:53 PM

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I like Sam Clemens barrel method of raising kids.

Children are precious and cute up until around the age of two. Then they should be put in a barrel and fed through the bunghole until they are of age. Then, drive in the bung.

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RE: Teens and Jello! - 11/29/2009 9:32:38 AM

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