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Termyn8or -> RE: Me first! (11/22/2009 9:06:21 PM)
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Oh man, this about belongs not in humor. We may laugh but really that doesn't mean it's funny. I would love to see it every day though, ME FIRST ME FIRST ME FIRST attitude showing. Like a little kid. And it's both of them.
I don't laugh at the happening, I laugh more at the aftermath and I got plenty alreadt in my mind. Think of when the cops get there. "Ummmm, what do you think ?", "I dunno should we call the looney bin or what ?". I mean think about it, neither one of them can even really get out of their car ! The cops can't even give them a ticket so of course they are clueless. On lookers and people with cameras are an absolute anaethma, but you can't stop them. Then we have the insurance companies. "Splain to me this again Lucy". Now what happened ? The guy get on the phone and calls Jeff Foxworthy to see if he has any stupid signs left. Two bucks apiece but two for five bucks. He'll take two, one for each of these drivers.
Who cares, it all comes out of all of our premiums.
As much as I can't stand Howard Stern, he would be the perfect guy to have on scene there. I mean really. In fact forget him, what about some others. Sigmund Freud, George Washington, Neitzsche or Chairman Mao. Or consider the possible perspectives that might be expressed by Einstein, Bell, Orlofsky or for a real good one, Henry Ford. (that is NOT how our product was intended to be used)
To go one step further, Trafficant or even better actual aliens. Seeing that they would surely have used Trafficant's slogan type phrase "Beam me up Scotty". There is no intelligent life here. Most of it died of lonliness I think.
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