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RapierFugue -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:00:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: breatheasone GLORY, GLORY, Prasie the Lord i'm finally going HOME! ... followed by: <5 second pause> A voice in the darkness says "Hello my child, my name is Lucifer. I'm sure we're going to be really close friends. Oh didn't anyone mention? Annoying the holy hell out of folks on internet forums by proselytizing is now a mortal sin. There should have been a leaflet? No? Oh well, not to worry ... the lake of fire is this way ...".

RapierFugue -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:03:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mac001 If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died? Among friends and family? Probably something heartfelt, like "I've had a great life. Don't be sad, just remember me the way I was. Take anything you like on the way out, and have a great time at the wake, coz I've stashed a bundle behind the bar". Or, if I was in one of my impish moods; "Did I mention this is catching?" Or, "and the murderer is! ..." <slumps forward, dead>

BKSir -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:05:15 PM)
It's already been decided long ago that my last words will 90%+ likely be "Huh...well... shit."

RapierFugue -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:07:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir It's already been decided long ago that my last words will 90%+ likely be "Huh...well... shit." I quite like that one [:D] What would be good would be, if you had a big group of friends and family huddled round the bedside, to say "hands up all those who told me it was probably nothing? Yeah, don't you feel a twat now eh?" [;)]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:27:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Mac001 If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died? I will let you know in about 60ish years. Same for me, too, LaT. Though make that about 70ish years for me. [:)]

mdr -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:27:32 PM)
Fuck. That hurt.

mnottertail -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:29:13 PM)
I wish I would've put more effort in studying for my finals.

breatheasone -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 12:44:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mdr Fuck. That hurt. Ok that shit was funny....[:D]

Missokyst -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 1:34:25 PM)
The winning lotto ticket is in the top... uhhh quote: ORIGINAL: Mac001 If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died?

TwistedHeart74 -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 1:44:28 PM)
I see God...and boy is She pissed!!!!

AquaticSub -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 1:45:22 PM)
~Fast Reply~ "Save me! I have the cure for cancer but it's hidden!"

pahunkboy -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 1:52:09 PM)
the butler did it!! hehe. I am sure I will have something perplexing to say when the time comes.

candisa -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 1:57:42 PM)
Nobody gets out alive. [8\|]

pahunkboy -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/12/2009 2:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst The winning lotto ticket is in the top... uhhh quote: ORIGINAL: Mac001 If you had been wounded or were old/ill and were slowly dying what would be your last words or last sentence before you died? Years ago a neighbor died just before the hard winter. He got out of shoveling snow!~~~~

pahunkboy -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:43:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail any of you girls wanna give me a quick blowjob? Sir, your dedication to the cause does you credit. I salute you. Yeah ladies- line forming now. No pushing no shoving!!! HEY NO PUSHING!

DesFIP -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:46:19 AM)
Dying is easy, comedy is hard. That's one of the best lines I've ever heard.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:47:01 AM)
something along the lines of "Finally! Im getting the fuck away from you people!"

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:51:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail well, it would be the truth this time, it would be 'quick'........unless I could figure out a way to linger............ ....and who knows it might resuscitate you....worth a try anyway

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:55:14 AM)
Okay so they were right....the salmon was bad

mnottertail -> RE: If you were dying what would be your last words? (11/13/2009 6:56:19 AM)
What fresh hell is this?

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