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AquaticSub -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:35:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986 I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win. I appreciate your time. How? I've found lotion and a playboy works for a lot of guys. If you need more detailed instructions on the process, I charge very reasonable rates for my masturbation manuals.

Lockit -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:35:16 PM)
I just bought little chain saw toys for my grandson's... they sound wicked. I bet a blindfolded submissive might be a lil worried if he heard them. Granny may keep the toys after a couple of recent threads. lol

Lucienne -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:38:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I'm going to steal that idea. Love it! You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage. That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:41:36 PM)
Don't think I'd test it to find out.

lovingpet -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:42:55 PM)
I am about to give the most evil answer I could ever give a submissive person. How should you orgasm? YOU decide! [:D] lovingpet

LadyPact -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:43:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne Well, the Ask My Penis forum has failed to raise to the challenge tonight, haven't we? ETA: With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater. See! I knew someone would appreciate the catchy title! Seriously though, the ladies and some of their s-types did quite well. I was quite happy with the result. It's not our fault some bumbling fool comes in here and thinks his cock or orgasm has any relevance to anyone here. It's not like it will make any difference while he's rubbing one out on his own.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:44:11 PM)
Bravo!!!

RedMagic1 -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:44:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on. You got me curious, so I just tried it. I couldn't get any traction on my arm hair, but the hair around my belly button was long enough to go well through the holes, and I kept some tension on the hair that was sticking through. It would take some practice, but it's almost certain not to break the skin (even though it looks as though it should), and hey, if he's tied down, you've got as much practice time as you need. Hey, I learned something tonight! This hijack of original topic is my gift to the Lady Pact Save a Thread From Threadhell Foundation.

CarrieO -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:46:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I'm going to steal that idea. Love it! You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage. That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on. Or maybe a microplane zester/grater. Nice handle and it may be handy for "hairy" issues... http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=148189

lovingpet -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:46:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue Bravo!!! [:D]

Lockit -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:47:00 PM)
God Red, you make it tempting to come up with new idea's for you to try out! But then... that might actually feed the frenzy... damn it.

MsLadySue -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:49:15 PM)
That's a wicked little gadget. I want one! wicked evil grin

Lucienne -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:51:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: Lucienne That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on. You got me curious, so I just tried it. I couldn't get any traction on my arm hair, but the hair around my belly button was long enough to go well through the holes, and I kept some tension on the hair that was sticking through. It would take some practice, but it's almost certain not to break the skin (even though it looks as though it should), and hey, if he's tied down, you've got as much practice time as you need. Duuuuude... I've thought this shit through. As with so many things in life, it's all in the grip. :)

Lucienne -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 7:54:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CarrieO Or maybe a microplane zester/grater. Nice handle and it may be handy for "hairy" issues... http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=148189 Boy howdy. The things I could do/tease with that.

Drifa -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/10/2009 8:10:02 PM)
What is the deal with the big flood of wanker posts?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/11/2009 3:55:36 AM)
quote: Don't ask me to spell or type well after my long shopping trip that a submissive could have offered to do for me... if I had one here. Damn... guess I better get to workin on that! lol Silly woman, you should have picked one up while you were shopping. ducks

SilverMark -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/11/2009 4:51:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986 I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win. I appreciate your time. It's simple.....Early and Often!....anything less is just way too time consuming for "solo activity"

GYPSYMAMBO -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/11/2009 4:57:39 AM)
OP: I have been teasing myself each morning and night with icing covered cinnamon rolls and I just gave in.[8D]..I could not HOLD off..I shoved them into my mouth.. now ideally I want ppl to write and suggest things about the icing on my face like..suck it..lick it and cool shit like that.. preferablly before they go to work so I can make use of this thread NOW.. in my pre ectasy before the diabetic haze sets in GM

sirsholly -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/11/2009 5:17:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986 I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win. I appreciate your time. my vote is in the "do not care" category.

Yedi -> RE: How should I orgasm? (11/11/2009 5:34:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GYPSYMAMBO OP: I have been teasing myself each morning and night with icing covered cinnamon rolls and I just gave in.[8D]..I could not HOLD off..I shoved them into my mouth.. now ideally I want ppl to write and suggest things about the icing on my face like..suck it..lick it and cool shit like that.. preferablly before they go to work so I can make use of this thread NOW.. in my pre ectasy before the diabetic haze sets in GM ROFLMAO now that is great

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