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Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/2/2010 6:25:16 PM)
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I admit that DC made me laugh when he remembered Thing 2's comment about me not having "very good" friends!
I admit that I told the gals that story last night and they died laughing.
I admit that the salesgal let me do the first half of the sales presentation yesterday because she said I could rock the room, and she would like me to join on her sales team.
I admit that I did have fun because, apparently I am not shy about anything, much less talking to strangers about the benefits of sex toys (which I did before, so no biggie).
I admit that I enjoyed hanging out with my friend of 30 years and some of her other gal pals.
I admit that she had an impressive guest list there last night... my friend is a detective, another lady is an FBI agent, one was a high-up agent/investigator in ICE (Immigration Service) headquarters, another is a director of cyber-crimes at the CIA office closest to us, and then there was the grown daughter of a lady who couldn't come (the mom works for AOL's criminal investigation unit). It was fucking fantastic to meet these women who are amazingly smart, great at their jobs, and very well connected.
I admit that along with getting their contact information so we can all hook up again, it was wild as hell to know they were all buying sex toys of some sort.
I admit that I stayed later than everybody else, so my friend and I could watch the Kentucky Derby (because that's what all Southern girls do on the first Saturday in May).
I admit that I had a very nice amount of wine punch, while she had some other concoction.
I admit that late in the evening, she came out of her bedroom nekkid. (I thought she forgot I was there because we were both feeling no pain.) So, I said, "Um, are you nekkid? I see a nekkid reflection on the kitchen window from where I'm sitting."
I admit that she said, "Yes, does it bother you?" I said 'no.'
I admit that she went back to her room and called for me. (I thought she was going to be sick or who knows what.)
I admit that she was laying nekkid on her bed, in the dark, telling me she was never with a girl before, but would I "suck [her] titties." I said 'of course.'
I admit that I did a helluva lot more than suck her titties because I'm just that good of a friend. *nod nod*
I admit that it was a little strange to share that kind of experience with her, but it was definitely good.
I admit that she sent me an email saying she was embarassed at her actions. I told her to chill out before I had to hit her and then get charged with assaulting a police officer. She still wants to hide under a rock. I refuse to let her do that since she already promised to spent Cinco de mayo with me after work.
I admit that I will admit more in a bit. [;)]
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